Cultcow Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
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Cause a brothel and Planned Parenthood is basically the same thing.

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We all knew Russ’ views boil down to “if I can’t pay money to fuck, nobody ELSE gets anything either!” But it’s surreal to see him blatantly admit it.

If I can’t get my willy wet inside a bored sex worker, women carrying massively brain-damaged, doomed fetuses shouldn’t be allowed to peacefully end their pregnancy and avert the suffering of their newborn!

Also I’m having trouble parsing his paranoid photo post. The person drove by him, stopped in the middle of the road, then drove away but then drove BACK and stopped by the bus stop i assume was on the other side of the road he crossed over to, then they floored it and drove off when they noticed him filming but then they stopped “a few feet away” from him??? Can someone diagram this?

E: read it again. Sounds like the first time they stopped, it was to allow him to cross the street, he even says he was “preparing to go over to the bus stop, so possibly standing on side of the road and they stopped to let him by. The second time they came back to the bus stop, possibly to try and see a street name on it because they were lost. Seeing nothing, they drove off and pulled over a bit up the road to try and google directions or something.

Nah it’s definitely all about you, Russ.
 
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Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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Little did he know, it was Taylor Swift in the car. She’d been driving around, looking for him all night in a horrific snowstorm. After hearing the song Russ sent to her manager, she just had to meet the man who wrote it, buy him some chocolate tard cum, and maybe even suck him some penis.

There he is! Her driver pulled over She stopped by him, but his reaction was strange. He went from a guy about to lurch across the street to a bus stop, to a shivering guy trying to hide behind a light pole. She decided to brave the snowy elements and step out of the car in her red high heels just when he whipped his phone out and started recording.

She took her hand off the door. She knew if she stepped out, paparazzi will come running, lightbulbs flashing. Plus, Russ was already recording what she hoped would be a tender and discreet moment. She doesn’t want attention for Russ’s song, all eyes should be on him alone, so sadly, she pulled back. She drove on, stopping for one, last, wistful glance at the man who could have given her a better life, A tear slipped down her cheek as she sadly whispered, “Jeeves, back to the airport please.”

Hey, it’s as plausible as anything Russ comes up with. :)
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen
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Of course it didn't cross Russ' mind that the person in the car might be lost, or in some sort of trouble. It wouldn't occur to him to ask the driver if he or she were okay and needed any help. Heaven forfend it not be all about Russ.
I would be so unlucky if I was lost somewhere and the only way to get directions would be to decipher the ramblings of a slurpy durptroll who can't stop talking about Taylor Swift.
It's probably better that Russell didn't offer any help.
 

DrJonesHat

A dashing and sophisticated young man
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Little did he know, it was Taylor Swift in the car. She’d been driving around, looking for him all night in a horrific snowstorm. After hearing the song Russ sent to her manager, she just had to meet the man who wrote it, buy him some chocolate tard cum, and maybe even suck him some penis.

There he is! Her driver pulled over She stopped by him, but his reaction was strange. He went from a guy about to lurch across the street to a bus stop, to a shivering guy trying to hide behind a light pole. She decided to brave the snowy elements and step out of the car in her red high heels just when he whipped his phone out and started recording.

She took her hand off the door. She knew if she stepped out, paparazzi will come running, lightbulbs flashing. Plus, Russ was already recording what she hoped would be a tender and discreet moment. She doesn’t want attention for Russ’s song, all eyes should be on him alone, so sadly, she pulled back. She drove on, stopping for one, last, wistful glance at the man who could have given her a better life, A tear slipped down her cheek as she sadly whispered, “Jeeves, back to the airport please.”

Hey, it’s as plausible as anything Russ comes up with. :)
It was me. As @The Dude pointed out, we know what street that was. I was scouting for locations to set up an ambush on orders from Kiwi High Command.
All joking aside, I agree with the above poster, he's starting to lose it. How long before he discovers gang stalking and gets convinced that's what's going on?
 

SpaceAce

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Cause a brothel and Planned Parenthood is basically the same thing.

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If I can't have control of a woman's body, neither should she.

How long until this is another "shock jock" quote.
This actually upsets me. I know he's said it before, but to have it just there just in a sentence like that.
I'm actually mad at the internet.
 

Russtard

I have the right to fuck 9's and 10's
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This actually upsets me. I know he's said it before, but to have it just there just in a sentence like that.
I'm actually mad at the internet.
Russhole makes it really hard not to a-log. He’s the only cow I feel genuinely disgusted by. You just have to think of him as the Milo of exceptional individuals.

How will People Magazine ever recover?
The thought of Russ Katy Perry-video crying and forming a new trauma lump over no one caring about his plights is hysterical. And he thinks moving will fix this.
 

Heckler1

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It's a pity Russ never trend to run for public office on a delusional pro-hooker (Russ' personal harem) platform. I would imagine that would make for some funny Local election news stories. Unfortuneately thats probably more work than Russ wants to do, and so he'll 'just keep making half-assed lolsuits and whining on twitter.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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It's a pity Russ never trend to run for public office on a delusional pro-hooker (Russ' personal harem) platform. I would imagine that would make for some funny Local election news stories. Unfortuneately thats probably more work than Russ wants to do, and so he'll 'just keep making half-assed lolsuits and whining on twitter.
I wonder if he's given up on lolsuits. He didn't even challenge the magistrate's dismissal which is why it became final, nor did he react publicly to his humiliating defeat. And now all he is doing is chimping out on random instathots and news stories and feebly responding to people calling him out for being an asshole.
 

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