Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

[Cryin RN]

Thread Index by @GloriousScarf / Court Documents 2015-2017 / Court Documents vs. Taylor 2018 / The Genesis of Russell Greer / Greer Lolsuit Bingo by @Viridian

Russell's book, "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: and How I Became Accurately Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy": Drive / Megaupload ty @scrambles + @VoreDoggy

Youtube highlights of Russell's book are here / Nick Rekieta's Russell Read-Along

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September 2020: Russell pleads guilty to electronic communications harassment.
Also September 2020: He's suing Kiwi Farms and Null personally for $5.3 million dollars, and how DARE you imply he's bald

Play it again, Sam: Russell is suing Taylor Swift again AGAIN feat. exhibits

13/1/2018: DO NOT CONTACT RUSSELL. This is a forum rule. Do not try to "help" him. Russell is prolific without any external prompting. This is what makes him entertaining.

Lolcow Rundown:
This guy came to my attention after an extremely cringey Facebook conversation between him and the object of his true affection, a random stripper, got posted to /r/niceguys. Reddit is full of weenies who won't post real names, but this is Kiwi Farms, and this guy is endless lolcontent. Russell is an ex-Mormon loveshy/litigiouscow with a visible congenital disability (Moebius Syndrome). He believes that this entitles him to pester hookers and tard hard all over Facebook. He's especially triggered by hot women that don't know him totally ignoring him. Unbelievably, this dude is uglier on the inside:

Russell is the Florida Man of Utah. He attempted to open his own brothel after (he claims) a Vegas hooker stole $4000 from him. Pimpin' is obviously illegal in Utah, but that's totally mean because Russell gotta get his fuck on, so he tried to file a lawsuit against the Governor of Utah:

In his 37-page complaint, Greer, representing himself, argues that Utah's laws are hypocritical. On one hand, they sanction sexually oriented businesses such as escort agencies and novelty sex toy and lingerie stores, while banning others such as brothels.
His motive for the lawsuit, he says, is to bring attention to his problems, not himself. "There are those who are unable to find partners their entire lives due to things beyond their control, and therefore live in loneliness and never experience intimacy," he wrote in his complaint. "[He] felt that paying for intimacy would help him feel loved and help him cope with his disability and his depression after counseling and medicine proved to not be effective."

spoiler it didn't work

Russell's attempt to bring honest Libertarian values to the whores of Utah got dismissed in May 2018 (archive of article). His dreams of running a budget cathouse may be crushed, but he can still tilt at his original windmill...

Russell vs. Taylor Swift
He became newsworthy in 2016 for attempting to sue Taylor Swift for not using a song he wrote just for her.

In a now deleted video the plaintiff said in the caption: 'Taylor, I sue you to show you I care,’ and so that she will be forced to come to Salt Lake City and ‘com[e] to dinner with me.'

Instead she had the judge dismiss it, an act of bigotry graciously caught on camera by local news... What a heartless bitch sigh. There's only one mature way to respond to that kind of disrespect:

Dumped by TSwift's attorneys, he moved on. Until August of 2017, when, spurned by Miss Ariana Grande's agent's lawyer Greg Skordas, he decided he was writing a scathing tell-all book, featuring illustrations by an Indonesian gig artist. To nobody's surprise, the book is shitty. Links to his book are found at the top of the OP so do not give Russell money.

Russell resumed e-stalking Taylor in 2018, around the time his brothel lawsuit got shit on by actual lawyers, and filed a "$100 million dollar lawsuit" against her for not placing disclaimers and causing his feelings to hurt. Unfortunately, you cannot sue someone without telling them you are suing them in an official legal fashion. This was a real barrier for Russell. While he dropped his legal docs in September 2018, he just couldn't figure out how to properly serve Taylor, sending service docs to several UPS stores instead. Alas, in February 2019 his $100 million dollar lawsuit was struck down by the judge for failure to serve. It's likely that Taylor Swift has no idea this suit ever happened.

ty @Anita360NoTrope ​

Russell vs. Ariana Grande
As a devoted pophead, Russell attended an Ariana Grande concert with flowers in tow, in a poorly-thought-out effort to woo a different popstar and totally stick it to Taylor. While Ari graciously took a photo with him, she wouldn't take his flowers, which hurt Russell's feelings... and by now, you know what that means: it's pro se litigatin' time! On August 2nd, 2017, Russell had a court date in SLC thanks to his poorly-filed lawsuit against Ariana Grande's agent alleging damages due to emotional distress. Representing Ms. Grande's agent Scooter Braun was Greg Skordas, an experienced, professional lawyer. Representing Russell Greer was... himself. Would Russell get that court-enforced date with Ariana? ALAS! No. Russell got smacked with the short dick of small-claims court (click for a full transcript courtesy of legendary Kiwi agent @sharshorita, Semper Fi). Check out video of Russ outside of the courtroom being a weirdo. Russell decided that Ariana Grande was sour grapes anyway and returned to his lovequest for Best Waifu Taylor Swift.

He Filed How Many Lawsuits?
At this point in time, the lucky number is 6. Let's quote @Fag Smut for a concise rundown:

B. Perhaps this is a good time to recount:

1. Hooker who refused to suck Russ him his penis after Russ ran out the clock at Olive Garden. (Result: Russ lost; hooker awarded restraining order against Russ; Russ’ revised history: “Dennis Hof screwed me by failing to testify on my behalf” (NB: Hof’s testimony wouldn’t have mattered — Russ contracted for 3 hours of the hooker’s time and he foolishly used all 3 taking her to dinner))

2. Farrah Abraham who refused to suck Russ him his penis after she liked one of Russ’ tweets (Result: Russ dropped his claim immediately after Farrah filed a countersuit; Russ’ revised history: “Farrah the weirdo begged me to drop my suit”)

3. Taylor Swift round 1 (Result: dismissed for lack of jurisdiction; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: the court had no jurisdiction to hear Russ’ case and regardless it allowed Russ to proceed so it can explain to him why a pop starlet failing to suck you your penis after you give them a gift is not a justiciable issue upon which a court of law may grant relief))

4. Ariana Grande who refused to suck Russ him his penis after he dressed in a smelly, ill-fitting suit and gave her a single Walmart rose (Result: dismissed for failure to state a claim, judgment for attorney’s fees awarded to Grande because suit was in bad faith; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: Russ failed to state a claim and the court allowed him to verbally amend his claim at trial - virtually unheard of leeway - and he still couldn’t state a claim; to this day Russ doesn’t know what a claim is))

5. The entire government of Utah for failing to build a brothel for Russ’ exclusive enjoyment (Result: dismissed because it’s fucking Utah)

6. Taylor Swift round 2 (Assured Result: dismissed for failure to state claim upon which a court may grant relief)

Russell vs. The Fairer Sex
In his spare time, Russell creeps on C-list attractive ladies such as Farrah Abraham and Instagram models. He seems to have a weird modus operandi of hiring Internet dudes to write shitty songs for his popstar targets like Katy Perry or Heidi Klum, and then sending them the songs and getting pissy when their agent sends it to the recycling bin. Let this post from @Zombiefaceddwarf demonstrate:

Movie time...
His original pitch to Farrah Abraham from September 2014 which he posted on her Twitter feed;
https://my.mixtape.moe/tqpojy.mp4
When she foolishly 'liked' that, he made her this;
https://my.mixtape.moe/shsjds.mp4
And when she foolishly refused to go on the date with him he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
However his vendetta against Farrah was briefly interrupted in December 2014 when he planned to go on America's Got Talent and win with the following act (he was to narrate the PowerPoint presentation whilst sat at a piano before breaking out into a dance);
https://my.mixtape.moe/fznpwb.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/slcxju.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/iqeyvb.mp4
Unfortunately he never made it past the first audition, so he tried to sue the production company for disability discrimination.
He then briefly turned his attention back to Farrah, before dropping his lawsuit a few days before it was meant to be heard in court, stating he had more important things to concern himself with, like making this pitch to Heidi Klum (he has the voice of an angel, or is that an angle grinder...);
https://my.mixtape.moe/ngeyqm.mp4
Needless to say she didn't respond, so he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
That was before he got distracted by his next victim, I mean, celebrity crush... Taylor Swift. Which started with him trying to raise some money via crowd funding campaigns to properly produce a song for her;
https://my.mixtape.moe/jbguvn.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/xighxf.mp4
But when those campaigns failed to raise any money (you jerks!) he had to go back to saving up his allowance to pay for the song production himself.
Eventually he saved up enough money to have his song produced, which he sent to Taylor with the following video (excellent impression of Beaker from the Muppet Show here...)
https://my.mixtape.moe/ljvsuw.mp4
And when Taylor still refused to pay him any attention, he of course threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
Meanwhile, while all of the above was going on, he was still campaigning trying to raise money to hire a lawyer to handle his suit to legalise brothels in his home town of Utah;
https://my.mixtape.moe/tluivo.mp4
And still producing video slideshows asking various none celeb girls from his gym out on dates;
https://my.mixtape.moe/yinpii.mp4
and shaming them / threatening to sue them when they didn't respond.
And on top of all of that composing and campaigning and wooing and suing, he still found time to dance...
https://my.mixtape.moe/nwpcab.mp4

According to a comment on a news article, Russell did some seriously creepy shit in high school, for which he spent some time in county jail:

He also wrote a list of who he was going to kill in the boys bathroom stall in Evanston Wyoming at the high school. AND IT WAS MOSTLY GIRLS. When they found out it was him they found guns in his backpack.
name on 12/29/2016 at 8:04 AM

Please note that while court records exist of the arrest itself, the gun part seems to be inaccurate. Russell Instagram bullied a girl who later killed herself (RIP) and then tried to raise awareness in her memory.

Russell's preferred method of "dating" is to message random hot girls on Instagram and try to pay them to pay attention to him. That's literal: see here for an example. His deeply transactional understanding of human relationships is an untapped well of psychological drama.


Russell vs. The Internet
Russell never stops posting, which means that Redditors and his many haters have collected a lot of this guy's weird shit. Such as this post containing a helpful tip about discrimination. Or his 2 1/2 star self-published e-Book Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans. Reviews are in and they're, uh,

Russell Greer makes me wish there was a holocaust specifically for people with a lip paralysis.

When he's away from the computer or unable to read his comments, Russell deactivates his Facebook. This sometimes happens multiple times per day. This is because his post-to-set-to-private time can be under 1 minute if someone comments something he doesn't like. Russell craves approval and purges any post or anyone that's less than a total ass-kiss.

Russell is aware of Kiwi Farms and would like us to TAKE THAT OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET. Except you can't serve people over Facebook and laughing is legal. KF gets a cameo in his "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" as Kiwi Orchards, the off-brand clone, because Russell isn't a real paralegal and doesn't understand fair use. His 2018 request for default judgement against Taylor Swift thoughtfully included Null an accessory to her evil plans, plans he alleges happened before this thread was created.

In early 2018, Russell was cruelly deceived by trolls who posed as Katy Perry's agent. They tricked him into sending a very regrettable almost-nude. Russell briefly lovequested for Katy and wrote her a terrible song, linked below, but his passion seems to have died down just when her feud with Taylor did.

Russell has been on the Internet for a LONG time - at 15, he was using his real name to offer helpful tech tips.


Russell vs. Reality
Russell Godfrey Greer is from Evanston, Wyoming, and went to Evanston High School. He was born March 7, 1991 along with a healthy twin sister. Russell, but not his twin, was given up for adoption and adopted by Scott and Debra Greer, who still live in Evanston. Russell has met his birth mother & sister but the relationship is not good. His birth sister lives and works in LA, which might inspire Russell's obsession with celebrity. His birth name can be found here and he's used it as an alias in the past to like his own Facebook comments.

He lives in Salt Lake City, Utah. He graduated from LDS Business College in Salt Lake City with an Associated of Applied Science in Paralegal Studies. He is 29 as of March 2020 and worked in the mailroom of an unspecified business before being fired because of discrimination, probably. He worked for the Man at Wal-Mart until July 2018, when he was fired for leaving work early without permission. Please do not release his workplace locations without contacting OP or a mod as we have confidential Kiwi informants to protect. Thank you.

Russell is a good ex-Mormon boy and still doesn't drink coffee. He goes to Starbucks and orders hot cocoas. Yes. Oh, and now he drinks this?

Russell graduated with an Associates Paralegal degree in 2015, after 5 years of college. He did at one point work for the Utah Attorney General's Office. He uses his 2 months of paralegal work experience to bring the firm arm of the law down on 10's that won't date him. It's just like dueling. He was banned from Lyft for being creepy as fuck, but don't worry, he beat the system.

Because Russell is a litigious little dude, he often self-doxes, as an address is required to file legal paperwork. His current dox is usually available by reading his court cases. He has most recently learned from his past mistakes and filed using a P.O. Box. Way to go, buddy! As of June 2019, he appears to be living at an address in Evanston, Wyoming which is his parents' and therefore will not be included here, as Russell is probably not their fault.

Previous addresses:
903 E Cobblegate Drive
Sandy, UT
(source)

LINKS
Facebook: Greer Russell (archive) (archive 2) - note: frequently goes dark
E-mails: musicnmovieguy777@gmail.com, russmark@gmail.com, likely other burners
Mormon.org bio: Russell Greer (archive)
Shitty Youtube: MrLDSpianoman (archive)
Instagram: changes handles every month or so. April 2019: @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer. March 2019: @officialinstaofrussellgreer. January 2019: @russellgreerofficialinsta, December 2018: @theofficialrussellgreerinsta, October 2018: @youhavenolifeifyoupostthis, August 2018: @greerr12131415, April 2018: @mr.brightside623799. Previously used @ilovebeingme26666, @russellgreer1303, @coolunderestimateddude91,@rocknrolla996, @pianostud199125 (archive), @russman91, @russgreer25, @wdustin251, @paradiselost912, @milehighneon, @dudeunderestimatedcool62, @brightside623799, @coolguywithoddviews26
Twitter: @SuperRockerMan8, previously @LBoy1926
Twitter for his imaginary brothel, "Mile High Neon": @MileHighNeon
Quora: Russell Greer (archive)
Thank you, CatParty and CasualSeppuku:
Soundcloud: russellgreer25 (archive)
LinkedIn: Russell Greer
Change.org petition begging Taylor Swift to record his song: right here (archive)
Russell was the subject of a Medium article focused on his stalking. Way to go, slugger! (archive)
Scrib portfolio/resume: here (screenshots here)
**Russell often uses alternate aliases on Facebook/elsewhere to evade "trolls". He uses alt accounts "Brett G Ross" and "James Berg" to like his own posts. He's also used the aliases "Redmond Ross", "Feldhendler R Leon", and "Karlie Miller". He may have sockpuppeted as a chick called "Carlita".

RUSSELL'S POOR DECISIONS HALL OF FAME
Friendship break-up with Soren / That strip club was RESEARCH / Tinder sucks / Russell knows why people hate him / Russell gets evicted because of a kind gesture / Russell's coworkers love his music / Dennis Hof is his bestest friend! / Russell yells at neighbourhood kids / Russell plans to spam celebrities with his Taylor Swift e-book / Russell went on a "date"... with a hooker, like some of us called. / Russell wants to punch a song in the face. / This is how Russell's instagram wooing usually goes.../ Russell rants incoherently about TSwizzle. / An IRL contact of Russell schools him with a righteous beatdown, to KF approval. / Russell is SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Continually SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Russell cries on video because trolled / Russell competes in the oppression olympics / Russell finds Null's dox / Russell's REAL mad at KiwiFarms, doesn't understand copyright law / Russell vs. people from the real world / Russell's planning another Taylor Swift lawsuit but he STILL hasn't actually filed it / Russell's budget is cheap hookers only / The US government b&s Backpages + Russell's brain, where one-night stands are exactly like hooking / Russell walks out on his Wal-Mart job and gets fired, UNFAIR / Better times, before Taylor Swift stabbed him in the heart / Russell renamed the instagram account he uses to hit on blonde Midwestern cheerleaders to imply that we have no life how DARE he /Russell proves that he lurks this thread and ignores good advice / Russell leaves a video for Erika, whose mistake was being nice to him and not sucking his peen

Russell vs. Our Eyeballs
Russell's hot Valentine's date outfit / Russell with Dennis Hof, chief pimp of the Bunny Ranch / Russell's Mormon days / Russell as a li'l one (CURSED IMAGE) / Russell's sexy mofo face

(ty @Yellow Yam Scam)

*Russell Godfrey Greer should not be confused with actual author and presumable nice man Russell L. Greer​

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This guy definitely seems like he belongs in the manosphere.

 

[GS 281]

This guy reminds me of Jay Thunderbolt. I don't know why it is that he reminds me of Thunderbolt, but he does.

Jay Thunderbolt was this guy like 5-10 years ago in Detroit who ran a strip club out of his home. He used to be a bouncer and bodyguard at strip clubs, but he got shot and his face got paralyzed. He then started hosting strip parties in Detroit.

http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/nothing-but-a-g-string/Content?oid=2197129

There's no stage at this strip club. No pole. Not even a bar. And the music comes from a boom box.

Welcome to Club Thunderbolt, the strangest place in the city to get a lap dance. It's located in the back room of an old house in an east side neighborhood of working class bungalows.

"Everybody in the neighborhood knows what I do," says Jay Thunderbolt, the 45-year-old club owner, homeowner, house mom and house DJ. "In the summertime you got all these girls leaving wearing four ounces of clothing, so they kind of get what's going on."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Reminds me of this Musical

But then again, so does every Mormon

 

[sonichewbacca]

Ive been following him for about a year, used to have a screenshot of his doxx as he posted a photo of some legal docs with all his info visible. I'll see if I can find it.

 

[CatParty]

He became newsworthy late last year for attempting to sue Taylor Swift for not using a song he wrote just for her.

Russell is the Florida Man of Utah. He attempted to open his own brothel after (he claims) a Vegas hooker stole $4000 from him. This is obviously illegal in Utah, which is totally mean because Russell gotta get his fuck on, so he tried to file a lawsuit against the Governor of Utah:

his soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25

instagram
https://ig.tinf.io/pianostud199125/

linkedin
https://www.linkedin.com/in/russ-greer-27ab42123

 

[DuckSucker]

What's wrong with his lip? Is he just biting it or is that like some sort of deformity? And dude you might not want to wear a suit and tie if you cant make it look good by making sure that, you know, it's centered up and not all jacked up with the collar wrinkled and the knot off center. An outfit like that is only attractive in the right setting and when they make you look capable and confident, not somebody's autistic brother who works as a bank teller but even then can't get it right half of the time and are constantly miscounting money and getting in trouble.

 

[Xenomorph]

What's wrong with his lip? Is he just biting it or is that like some sort of deformity? And dude you might not want to wear a suit and tie if you cant make it look good by making sure that, you know, it's centered up and not all jacked up with the collar wrinkled and the knot off center. An outfit like that is only attractive in the right setting and when they make you look capable and confident, not somebody's autistic brother who works as a bank teller but even then can't get it right half of the time and are constantly miscounting money and getting in trouble.

Hair-lip.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[LD 3187]

For archival purposes (also note that its really easy to remove images from imgur so im attaching them all here):
http://www.ucasa.org/the_price_of_intimacy?locale=en
https://archive.md/gF8Pr
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-agents-stonewall-efforts-make-music-her.html
https://archive.md/S78rt
http://fox13now.com/2016/12/08/judge-dismisses-utah-mans-lawsuit-against-taylor-swift/
https://archive.md/CSK8m
https://www.amazon.com/Making-Legal-Daughter-Complete-Stranger/dp/1520441509
https://archive.md/EFl5o


https://www.facebook.com/russ.greer.18
https://archive.md/08Rr5

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100016857758365&
https://archive.md/JZnto

https://www.youtube.com/user/MrLDSpianoman
https://archive.md/dGDAZ

https://www.mormon.org/me/4hz2
https://archive.md/Fph1J

https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25
https://archive.md/h8fe1

https://ig.tinf.io/pianostud199125/
https://archive.md/HLzEn

Spoiler: Facebook "convo" with the stripper

Spoiler: Disease thing

Spoiler: Second Wave of Autism

Important update!
https://www.change.org/p/scott-borchetta-convince-taylor-swift-to-record-a-disabled-man-s-music
https://archive.md/FlK5x

 

[shibbolethal]

those chompers.. he looks like a rat.

Spoiler

 

[LD 3187]

If you find anything interesting on him, archive asap because he is DFEing now that he has internet attention. Anyway, here is something deleted from his facebook:

He has sent demands:

Russell Greer

20 April at 22:37 ·

This is the letter that I'm sending to Taylor Swift herself and to her agents.
NOTICE OF 50 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT. DEMAND FOR MEDIATION
Ms. Taylor Swift
C/O 13 Management
Jay Schaudies,
Robert Allen
Nashville, TN
Letters also being mailed to Ms. Swift’s listed houses.
04/20/2017
Dear Ms. Swift:
As you may know, I have been suffering for almost a year from the damages you, your agents, your family and your followers have inflicted upon me. After much debating and pondering, and much writing letters to your places of your address to try working this out, I have decided to file a lawsuit against you in federal court. This isn’t easy for me. I care about you, but I have suffered a lot and lost a lot.
This is a Notice that I will be suing you for the following causes of action that you, your family, your agents and fans inflicted upon me:
1. Negligence
2. Negligent Misrepresentation
3. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress
4. Vicarious Liability violating Agency Law
5. Defamation
6. Trade Libel
7. Intentional Interference With Prospective Economic Advantage
8. Negligent Interference With Prospective Economic Advantage
9. Unfair Competition Under Business and Profession Code
10. Breach of Confidence
11. Public Disclosure of Private Facts
12. Common Law Misappropriation of Likeness
13. Misappropriation of Likeness Under Civil Code
14. False Light
15. Punitive Damages
16. General Damages
17. False Advertising Under Business and Professions Code
18. Slander
19. Libel
20. Fraud
21. Constructive Fraud
22. Deceit
23. Abuse of Process
24. Your set of Unsolicited policies violate the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990
25. Your set of Unsolicited policies violate federal small business law
26. Your set of Unsolicited policies violated state equal enjoyment laws
27. Furthermore, your unsolicited policies are arbitrary.
28. Material Representation
29. Malice
30. Assault/Battery
31. Undue Influence
32. Inherently Dangerous Activity
33. Invasion of privacy
34. Misuse of Publicity
35. Suit in Equity
36. Unjust Enrichment
37. Negligent Entrustment
38. Violating the Federal Trade Commission Act of 1914
Not only do I have a legal basis and legal standing and damages to bring these claims against you, I will be requesting a jury, as I believe the facts speak strongly. But it doesn’t have to be this way. I would like to mediate with you to avoid all of this and to avoid bad publicity. I would like for you to mediate with me and do either three things:
1. Come to Salt Lake City and go on a date with me.
2. Produce my Holocaust movie.
3. Find a way to do my music.
Taylor, this all started because I couldn’t get a simple “Thank You” from you after I invested so much time, money and effort in impressing you after relying on your negligent representations. I was treated like a criminal and was degraded by everybody associated with you. Your fans attacked me and hurt me. Due to your position, you have an obligation to quell violence from your followers. Courts are now agreeing on this about President Trump and his influence and representations and how he has a responsibility to not incite his friends. And guess what: no contract is needed between us.
I look forward to your reply. If I do not hear from you by May 10th, the lawsuit will be filed. We can avoid this. Let’s work this out.
Sincerely Yours,
Russell Greer https://www.facebook.com/russ.greer.18/posts/10212629415275316


He made a song he wants Ariana to sing:

Russell Greer
Published on Feb 9, 2017

The music and flowers were given to Ariana by her assistants! I also met her and got a pic with her. She's such a sweet girl and I hope she says yes! The ball is in her court.
The title says it all. This is a demo I wrote and had people produce for me. I want Ariana Grande to do it and make it ten times better. I will be meeting her next month and I am so excited.

But then she didn't fall for him!!!

 

[Xenomorph]

So, he just wants women to fuck him, I feel like money isnt the motive he just uses it as some sort of scare tactic to get them to date and fuck him.

 

[CatParty]

 

[DuckSucker]

It's actually extra funny because apparently Ariana Grande is reportedly kind of a bitch. And so is Taylor Swift, I think. I read something from someone who claimed to have gone to high school with Taylor Swift and she was apparently always the sort of mean-girls drama queen ringleader who was way better than everyone else and god's gift to the world or whatever, according to them. I mean it's just gossip but I could buy it.

It's just funny to me that he picks these girls out to obsess over who are like, kind of objectively mean girls with way too much status and desirability and shit, Emma Watson's fucking walked around neckbeard stalkers before and mean mugged them, shot them the bird, but people like Taylor Swift and Ariana would, I think, take it more personally if nothing else because of ego. Celebrities are always egotistical, and part of it is, it has to come with the territory, to have that many people want you or want to be around you, follow you, whatever, but those two girls in particular I think flaunt it and make it a part of their personality. Other celebrities will try to down play it at least, I feel.

This dude is actually more deranged than most dudes in the manosphere. The others are all like, entitled nice guys, and that's their own problem; this dude is legitimately nuts. He's by far the craziest of them, and I kinda love him for it. He's the Chris-chan of the manosphere.

He has sent demands:

I dont see how this dude is a lolcow, none of this seems out of line if you ask me.

Isnt it standard legal practice to throw not just the book, but the whole bookcase at the wall and see what sticks? I mean, dude just wants Taylor Swift to produce his fucking Holocaust movie, it's not that big of a request, come the fuck on!

 

[女鬼]

What's wrong with his lip? Is he just biting it or is that like some sort of deformity?

Facial paralysis caused by Mobius syndrome. It's in the OP.
People with paralysed faces often have distorted mouths. His is all slack and lopsided because he probably has trouble moving his lips or keeping them closed.

Of course he's use it as pity bait though. Typical loveshy.


ETA: Ahahaha PTSD caused by Taylor Swift. That's almost as bad as Phil's PTSD from anime club.

 

[Tempest]

Why does he want to make a holocaust movie?

 

[crayolasword]

Best book title. Ever!!

 

[CatParty]

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Quoth Wikipedia:

People with Möbius syndrome are born with facial paralysis and the inability to move their eyes laterally. Often, the upper lip is retracted due to muscle shrinkage. Occasionally, the cranial nerves V and VIII are affected. If cranial nerve VIII is affected, the person experiences hearing loss.

Other symptoms that sometimes occur with Möbius syndrome are:

Limb abnormalities—clubbed feet, missing fingers or toes
Chest-wall abnormalities (Poland Syndrome)
Crossed eyes (strabismus)
Difficulty in breathing and/or in swallowing
Corneal erosion resulting from difficulty in blinking
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Children with Möbius syndrome may have delayed speech because of paralysis of muscles that move the lips, soft palate, and tongue root. However, with speech therapy, most people with Möbius syndrome can develop understandable speech. Möbius syndrome has been associated with increased occurrence of the symptoms of autism. However, some children with Möbius syndrome are mistakenly labeled as intellectually disabled or autistic because of their expressionless faces, strabismus, and frequent drooling.

Ugh. It's going to take all my Kiwi powers to laugh at this sad case.