Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[Very Honest Content]

You're right, and I misinterpreted. My fault there.

But yeah, it's funny as hell watching this guy refer to Bryan Adams as a 'has been' when it's Adams going up on stage and doing a duet with the object of his affections.

I have him in my 'guilty pleasure' file personally, but that's just me, and also that's why I tried to mention how you could just remake Adams' mega-hits as recently as the early 2000's, when our thread subject was but a wee stroke faced lad with a dream, only with more electronics in the mix, and still get a top 10 hit out of it too in my first post on the topic. Russell not getting how big those 80's and 90's songs were is somewhat understandable, it's the lack of curiosity and the consistent sour grapes reactions that keep him in the defending champion running for another consecutive Mooby win on my ballot.

The only thing Russ studies about Taylor Swift (or all women in general, really) is their bodies.

Well we know he reads here basically daily, so now one of us could suggest he start to change that single minded focus in hopes of fixing what ails him on that front but, come on, we both know better than to expect him to admit a mental illness afflicted , like you or me, would ever know better than him about anything, especially his misogynistic grounded worldview. He wrote a horribly reviewed book explaining all this to the likes of us, after all! He even sold a few free copies of it and everything.

 

[CWCissey]

I have him in my 'guilty pleasure' file personally, but that's just me, and also that's why I tried to mention how you could just remake Adams' mega-hits as recently as the early 2000's, when our thread subject was but a wee stroke faced lad with a dream, only with more electronics in the mix, and still get a top 10 hit out of it too in my first post on the topic. Russell not getting how big those 80's and 90's songs were is somewhat understandable, it's the lack of curiosity and the consistent sour grapes reactions that keep him in the defending champion running for another consecutive Mooby win on my ballot.



Well we know he reads here basically daily, so now one of us could suggest he start to change that single minded focus in hopes of fixing what ails him on that front but, come on, we both know better than to expect him to admit a mental illness afflicted , like you or me, would ever know better than him about anything, especially his misogynistic grounded worldview. He wrote a horribly reviewed book explaining all this to the likes of us, after all! He even sold a few free copies of it and everything.

Russ should really write another book, this one centering on the Orchards.

I'd buy it!

 

[FlyGuy0912]

our thread subject was but a wee stroke faced lad with a dream

For some reason - I read that as "Strokey McStrokeface" - Would be more apropos as "Drooly McStrokeface" I should think.

For some reason - I read that as "Mr. Greer McStrokeface" - Would be more apropos as "Drooly McStrokeface" I should think.

Damn rewrite - Not "Mr. Greer McStrokeface" - but Str.okey McStrokeface

 

[AnOminous]

I have him in my 'guilty pleasure' file personally, but that's just me, and also that's why I tried to mention how you could just remake Adams' mega-hits as recently as the early 2000's, when our thread subject was but a wee stroke faced lad with a dream, only with more electronics in the mix, and still get a top 10 hit out of it too in my first post on the topic.

I just drove to the store and the song on the radio was that fucking Robin Hood song.

 

[DarkAlien]

Fruits and nuts, smaller harvest.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Fruits and nuts, smaller harvest.

"I'm better looking". Simply astounding :autism:.

 

[shawnphase]

...these last 2, 3 pages...greer's really workin hard to rewrite the rules on whats exceptional.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's better looking when stacked up against the boytoys these models have, but he's horribly disfigured and dumped on when someone tells him "no". His disability apparently has a toggle switch.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

A bonafide gentleman who will tell people on Facebook you have AIDS when you to let him wreck you with his 6 incher.

I'm not sure the correct name for it, but he seems to have poor impulse control and I think he does and says stupid shit when heated, then later says he's not liable for things he says when angry.

 

[AmpleApricots]

It's called being an idiot. Our boy Rusty is not very smart. It certainly complicates things for him in life.

 

[DrJonesHat]

A bonafide gentleman who will tell people on Facebook you have AIDS when you to let him wreck you with his 6 incher.

I'm not sure the correct name for it, but he seems to have poor impulse control and I think he does and says stupid shit when heated, then later says he's not liable for things he says when angry.

He's got an abusive personality type: you pissed him off by not bowing to his will, so he got mad and did/said something stupid, but it's your fault, not his, for getting him mad in the first place. You are responsible for his actions in his mind.

I think the root of his issues go back to his mutant-sized ego. He truly does not think he has to play by the same rules as everyone else, and that's the cause of most of his problems.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This is the guy who firmly believes all relationships are just a guy paying for pussy.

Except those loser Chads pay with dinner, dates, or even just expect it for free because of their looks.

Russ paying with cash is absolutely no different, and is in fact superior, because what girl wouldn't prefer $$$ over dinner or whatever?

 

[uglytroll4u]

"I'm better looking". Simply astounding :autism:.

And roxanne's "laughing with tears" emoji was priceless.

 

[CharmingCthulhu]

Of fucking course he follows Ben Shapiro. He's totes a social liberal, though, as long as by social liberal you mean having the "right" to pay to have him his penis sucked and only that. It really says something about someone's character when they're boasting to a crowd from the Daily Wire.

It’s almost as he picks and chooses what he likes of an ideology, even though he’s very vocal against doing exactly that, uh?

Ah, Rusty you’re hypocrisy in human form.

Fruits and nuts, smaller harvest.

Yeah, I mean, why would you date this perfect guy:

When you can date this:

Rusty’s right, though, a pic side by side with him would make anyone look more beautiful by comparison.

 

[Viridian]

He's got an abusive personality type: you pissed him off by not bowing to his will, so he got mad and did/said something stupid, but it's your fault, not his, for getting him mad in the first place. You are responsible for his actions in his mind.

I think the root of his issues go back to his mutant-sized ego. He truly does not think he has to play by the same rules as everyone else, and that's the cause of most of his problems.

I'm convinced people let Russhole's bad behavior slide most (if not all) of the time as a child, because no one wanted to look like they were picking on what people assumed to be an exceptional kid (as it's unfortunately very common for people with deformities and disabilities both to be assumed to have intellectual disabilities as well). That kid glove treatment would have been layered on top of any "God's favorite idiot" bias he received from the Mormon community.

Growing up, no doubt Russhole regularly received special treatment. He learned he could always spaz out and accuse people of discriminating against his unfortunate face and guilt people into letting him have his way. But now he's a legal adult, and that behavior doesn't work in the adult world. He probably still earns a few pity points here and there, but a 27-year-old going into a full :autism: rage because you dared to look at him funny is not going to be excused like it would for a 7-year-old. Actions that got him a pass in the past actively work against him now.

Russhole can't ever accept that he's wrong (due to the aforementioned massive ego and delusions), so he refuses to change his behavior or mentally grow the fuck up. He'll be a lolcow until the day he dies.

 

[AnOminous]

"I'm better looking".

I like how the red arrow pointing at his mouth might as well say "dick goes here."

 

[lamp shade]

Just a reminder that Russ was creepy as fuck even as a child.

 

[DONGS.EXE]

Fruits and nuts, smaller harvest.

I'm 100% convinced if he spent even HALF the amount of time looking for work and applying himself towards that end, as he does jacking off while he messages these IG women, that even with all the shit a Google search brings back on him, he could find some sort of gainful employment. I mean fuck, construction, almost any type of blue collar work that can actually pay a decent wage, the "background checks" are nothing but documents they fill out for their "files". Good job Russhole.

 

[Fag Smut]

I’m not gay but if I was I’d be gay for that girl’s boyfriend.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I'm not sure the correct name for it, but he seems to have poor impulse control and I think he does and says stupid shit when heated, then later says he's not liable for things he says when angry.

Spoiled. The name for that is spoiled.