Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[AnOminous]

There's something on the docket.

Voluminous insanity from Russ:
https://mega.nz/#!vNRHiCzS!x29AMAg7apr1W_Z0wShoyZZyUT5nwkAc-M7V-LcuOoE

Nearly instant response from sane normies:
https://mega.nz/#!6BB1UKAL!KLoALIgedcU2_dwc95C5PqILWVt_m-Bihg6GPg4L76g

 

[The Great Citracett]

His hypocrisy and/or lack of self awareness is always astounding.

It also seems that he now has a thing against cougars, similar to his hatred of orcas maybe...

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"Stay out of the cougar's habitat."

"No."

For some reason that's just way funnier than it should be.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay. This isn't surprising, but obviously, Swift's lawyers (if they are Swift's lawyers) were on the case, and nearly instantly responded to a 91 page shit-ton of insanity from slurpdwarf (that I have not even looked at) by pointing out the obvious fact that he never served the defendant, as we told him.

And no, you can't just serve random lawyers who once represented someone with a complaint. Unless they're registered agents, or have agreed to accept service, you just served NOBODY you slurping, drooling defective.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Clovis]

Voluminous insanity from Russ: https://mega.nz/#!vNRHiCzS!x29AMAg7apr1W_Z0wShoyZZyUT5nwkAc-M7V-LcuOoE

Under "B. Reputations Damages"
"[...]Greer's actions soon drew the attention of bullies and cretans."
Cretans?
As in...people from Crete?

Unless he means cretins...but that would be a bit discriminatory, wouldn't it?

Ffs.

 

[GethN7]

There's something on the docket.

Voluminous insanity from Russ: https://mega.nz/#!vNRHiCzS!x29AMAg7apr1W_Z0wShoyZZyUT5nwkAc-M7V-LcuOoE

Nearly instant response from sane normies:
https://mega.nz/#!6BB1UKAL!KLoALIgedcU2_dwc95C5PqILWVt_m-Bihg6GPg4L76g

Russell: *torrent of autism that is textual diarrhea nearly a hundred pages long*

Actual Lawyer: "This shit doesn't even legally apply to anyone, no one has been served, this guy can go fuck off" (takes 2 pages to say)

 

[lamp shade]

Angela Brewster knows what's up.

I wonder how many people are following Russell’s shenanigans. A lot of people lurk without posting and between us and Reddit, this guy has to have a huge audience all laughing at his “brilliant misunderstood mind.”

 

[UltraSonichu]

Russell: *torrent of autism that is textual diarrhea nearly a hundred pages long*

Actual Lawyer: "This shit doesn't even legally apply to anyone, no one has been served, this guy can go fuck off" (takes 2 pages to say)

Ah, I love the smell of a Russ smackdown in the morning

 

[facepalm]

Oh good. Should have some pure Russ rage soon.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Guys, his head is 'tightening' and he can't afford to go to a doctor to have it checked out to make sure he doesn't have anything going on...

It's called being a sperg Russ. No need to pay me for that diagnosis.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh good. Should have some pure Russ rage soon.

Does he not realize that rich people make it hard to serve them on purpose, at least for bullshit like this.

 

[talk talk talk]

Guys, his head is 'tightening' and he can't afford to go to a doctor to have it checked out to make sure he doesn't have anything going on...

It's called being a sperg Russ. No need to pay me for that diagnosis.

His original language is so retarded it has to be quoted:

Also, Greer's depression and anxiety from this incident frequently causes Greer's head to tighten, to which he has to take medicine for. Because Greer continues to lose employment over this, he can't go to the doctor to get his head examined to make sure he doesn't have anything else going on.​

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

That for me is the stand out paragraph in the whole document.

That and the part where Russ reveals Null is a broke ass out of work bum who is too poor for anyone to take legal action against.

Once again, his lack of self awareness is astounding.

 

[AnOminous]

 

[CWCissey]

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[DrJonesHat]

His original language is so exceptional it has to be quoted:

Also, Greer's depression and anxiety from this incident frequently causes Greer's head to tighten, to which he has to take medicine for. Because Greer continues to lose employment over this, he can't go to the doctor to get his head examined to make sure he doesn't have anything else going on.​

He should have his head examined, in the traditional meaning of the phrase, in that he needs a therapist. But first you have to admit you have a problem, so I doubt that will happen.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

The thing that really makes me chuckle;

Russ attempting to make a claim for future lost earnings he states he would have received working as a talented paralegal as part of a legal action which reveals he has no talent or skill and thus had no future as a legal professional regardless.

 

[Fag Smut]

Service is one of the first things you learn about in Civ Pro. You know, that thing they teach to freshmen in law school.

But you don’t even have to go to law school to read the Federal Rules which quite clearly state the few cases you could serve someone other than the defendant (hint: a random law firm that may or may not represent defendant isn’t one of them).

I’m reading his motion now and I’m struggling to not share it with people. I mean, all his filings are insane but this... he cites Cosmopolitan magazine as an authority of federal law and admits into evidence an exhibit that is a screenshot of Taylor Swift’s instagram bio which reads “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.”

ETA: I’m still reading this and I am frothing with jealousy over the associate whose lap this motion fell into.

This thing 100% made the rounds at both law firms for a little Friday afternoon levity.

 

[downloads]

Oh my god the last page in his evidence section being a screenshot of Null's dog avatar is the best thing

edit Exhibit A1 I'm dead

 

[talk talk talk]

So many new Russisms!

p. 5
"Singer Pat Boone was scorned by the FTC"

p. 10
"His invigoration was sparked by being denied on a reality show and hitting walls with agents in the industry."

p. 11
"Agents show interest in Greer and then they go silent, like they discover this horrible person, when Greer isn't a bad person."

p. 11
"Greer's efforts began to catch the attention of bullies and cretans . . . ."

pp. 12-13
"With Swifts' representations, she portrayed that the likelihood of success of a problem being resolved would be realistic if she saw said problem."

p. 14
"Lastly, rulings are found to be invalid when it is found that judges have a bias. Several witnesses saw, and are willing to attest to if this current case goes to trial, that Judge Havas of the small claims court of Salt Lake City was hostile and intolerant to Greer."

p. 15
"They put in false information about Greer, such as he was suing her to go on a date. Nowhere in the lawsuit was there a mention of a date, However, (sic) in the first video Greer sent, he made a misstatement and said that he worked on the song with the hopes he could have similar success as other people, such as going on a date."

p. 16
"Greer has been robbed of his ability to have the truth told, which is one reason why this current lawsuit was filed.

p. 16
"No high quality jobs want to hire Greer because of the false reputation he has been given."

p. 17
"Also, Greer's depression and anxiety from this incident cause Greer's head to tighten, to which he has to take medicine for. Because Greer continues to lose employment over this, he can;t go to a doctor and get his head examined to make sure he doesn't have anything else going on."

p. 18
"Whenever Greer eats in public places, he sits facing windows and exits for fear that he will be attacked from behind."

p. 18
"His birth family is the key to knowing about his future, such as if he will live long in age, if his family has any history of diseases, etc."

p. 18
"He has damages stemming from knowing that Swift continues to interact with random fans while she shafted him after relying on her representations."

p. 21
"In addition, without a judgment for monetary relief, Plaintiff would be unable to confidentially move on with his life, based on how ruined and fractured it currently is."