Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Biggest failure of Russell's career?

  • Rejected from America's Got Talent

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the first time)

    Votes: 39 13.3%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the second time)

    Votes: 44 15.0%
  • Suing Ariana Grande

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • Failing to DMCA Kiwi Farms (any of the times)

    Votes: 42 14.3%
  • Spending $4000 to be friendzoned by a hooker at Olive Garden

    Votes: 232 78.9%
  • Making his parents sad

    Votes: 46 15.6%
  • Catfished by a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • "Katy Perry, You Won't Ever Have To Write Another Sad Song"

    Votes: 22 7.5%
  • "I Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 23 7.8%
  • "I Don't Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • "Safari Ride"

    Votes: 20 6.8%
  • Stripper didn't want his flowers

    Votes: 27 9.2%

  • Total voters
    294
  • Poll closed .

AnOminous

do you see what happens
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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First, it was "Can't wait to win a gazillion dollars from my lawsuit against(with) you". Now it's "I can't wait to release my song and expose you to the world". By summer it'll be "Can't wait to post the drawing I did of you!!"
Eventually he'll just be drawing a Hitler mustache on People covers with her on them.
 

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
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Kinda what I've been wondering.

If he keeps trying to tease it or whatever he's doing, people are just going to get bored.
They’re pretty bored now...I guess because he’s a massive narcissist, he keeps assuming a big story will build around it and people will clamour for the song.

No one cares Russ. Only we care, and only because we’re going to laugh at it.
 

Viridian

Phthalo green is a basic bitch.
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What’s stopping him from releasing it now
He mentioned in a post earlier this week he was having trouble getting his song mixed. I wonder if he finally got 100% fired as a client by whatever company/Fiverr dude was allegedly the most recent 'producer' for his song (as he mentioned having to fire at least one other 'producer' earlier), and now he's having to either try to slap the different tracks together on his shitty laptop with freeware or desperately trying to hire someone else who will do the job for pennies. If he's still needing mixing for the song, it's obviously not done yet (despite his claims on how he already had everything set up to issue it on such-and-such date), hence why he can't release it.
 

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
True & Honest Fan
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He mentioned in a post earlier this week he was having trouble getting his song mixed. I wonder if he finally got 100% fired as a client by whatever company/Fiverr dude was allegedly the most recent 'producer' for his song (as he mentioned having to fire at least one other 'producer' earlier), and now he's having to either try to slap the different tracks together on his shitty laptop with freeware or desperately trying to hire someone else who will do the job for pennies. If he's still needing mixing for the song, it's obviously not done yet (despite his claims on how he already had everything set up to issue it on such-and-such date), hence why he can't release it.
But he’s such a brilliant charismatic genius, mate, why don’t he do it himself?? It can be yet another facet of The Biz that he conquers and masters in a shockingly small amount of time!
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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He doesn’t know what headline news even means. It’s a small story that is only being run because the news cycle is 24 hours, and a celebrity’s sisters death is better than running nothing. But it’s not headline, it’s filed under Celebrity human interest or something.

I guarantee you the “headline” story will be the New Zealand’s shooting. Which Russ won’t understand either since it’s not about him..
 

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