Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

RustyNail(her)

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He has never not done this. It his first and sometimes only retort.

It’s not a headline, that’s why they posted it on facebook instead of breaking it live on the air.
He does not watch the news. He, like an anti-vaxx mom, gets his news from Facebook. And when you do that you can select the sources that you agree with. Russ sees a lot of celebrity gossip because he follows pages that will post it. So then he assumes that's the big news of the day. Also you know very well he follows them hoping they'll mention him or Swift or her stalkers. At least the other one had the balls to steal her underwear.
 

SwiftlyRuiningRussell

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Russ with prime /r/choosingbeggars material

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Does he really think magazine covers and every single marketing/branding photo is a one and done shot? Photographers take dozens and dozens of pictures to get one good one. Add on the shitload of time in the editing process professional photographers put in to get the “one” shot. Plus, they have equipment, travel, and sometimes parking expenses on top of time they spend prepping and interacting with the client before and after the shoot.

In Russell’s trauma-lumpy head, he believes a photographer will agree to come to his location of choice, take two photos only, and expect the two pictures to look like a real musician’s single/album artwork.
 

DrJonesHat

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Does he really think magazine covers and every single marketing/branding photo is a one and done shot? Photographers take dozens and dozens of pictures to get one good one. Add on the shitload of time in the editing process professional photographers put in to get the “one” shot. Plus, they have equipment, travel, and sometimes parking expenses on top of time they spend prepping and interacting with the client before and after the shoot.

In Russell’s trauma-lumpy head, he believes a photographer will agree to come to his location of choice, take two photos only, and expect the two pictures to look like a real musician’s single/album artwork.
I'm surprised he didn't ask them to do it for free for the "exposure" because he was in a lawsuit with Taylor Swift and is legalizing brothels in Utah and therefore is famous.
 

AnOminous

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Russ with prime /r/choosingbeggars material

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More of how Russ is too stupid to be a professional. He doesn't know how anything works at all because he's just a tard.

He could probably hire a homeless person to snap a couple Polaroids or take a picture with a shitty cell phone. If he's lucky they won't even just steal the phone and run away.
 

DrJonesHat

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More of how Russ is too stupid to be a professional. He doesn't know how anything works at all because he's just a tard.

He could probably hire a homeless person to snap a couple Polaroids or take a picture with a shitty cell phone. If he's lucky they won't even just steal the phone and run away.
Now this is crazy, but hear me out: I've heard rumors that many people have a relationship with other people known as friendship, in which people associate with others because they enjoy their company and don't require coercion. Now, this is where it gets really wild, but I'm told you can ask these people, known as "friends" for favors, such as taking a picture for one's music track and they either don't charge a fee, or simply request a small favor in return. I know, I know, this all sounds insane, but that's what I'm told.
 

DuckSucker

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I know it's Russ and you cant honestly say "Surely he doesnt think....." but I will never not be busting up at the idea that he thinks he's actually talking to the actual icon when he interacts with celebrities' social media. He's sent several pointed messages to "Taylor Swift" as if she herself will ever see them.
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

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Russell would be lucky if somebody hinted that he's looking for an illustrator, not a photographer, if he's trying to get promotional artwork for a song.
How is a still untouched photograph going to promote a song?
Is it going to be another picture of Russell holding up a badly scribbled sign?
...on second thought nevermind, splurge for the photographer.
Sure it's expensive, just go get a loan, it'll be worth it!
This is your ticket to the Biz, baby!
 

lamp shade

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Russell would be lucky if somebody hinted that he's looking for an illustrator, not a photographer, if he's trying to get promotional artwork for a song.
How is a still untouched photograph going to promote a song?
Is it going to be another picture of Russell holding up a badly scribbled sign?
...on second thought nevermind, splurge for the photographer.
Sure it's expensive, just go get a loan, it'll be worth it!
This is your ticket to the Biz, baby!
Russ has cover art available for free, I don’t know why he needs a photographer...
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He would definitely hire a women and begin to stalk her. I’m surprised he hasn’t just hired one and brought $50 when her price was $400 like he did at the brothel (though those numbers were much higher in that case).

If his book release was any indication, the only thing he has done is the four lyrics he’s posted.
 

Barbarella

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Why doesn’t he just repurpose his Fivrr Taylor Swift cartoon for his cover art? Taylor virtually stabbing Rusty is the is what the song is supposedly about, in bad rhyme, right?* So just use the bad art to match. It’s not like anybody bought his book or will buy his song to notice the reuse.

There, $400.00 saved for his next hooker trip.


*(Is rhyming “mean” with “mean” considered bad?)
 

Blue Jerkop

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If the Internet gets crazies like Russ to spend their time shitposting instead of actually murdering people that might be a good thing, but I'm not convinced he won't go full Lopez at some point when all his insane schemes inevitably fail completely.
He seems about as incompetent. Lopez fucked up pretty much everything. His mail bomb failed. He failed to pull a full Bud Dwyer since he didn't even use a powerful enough cartridge to create an exit wound. He did, however, manage to finally get a response from his paramour:

"It's a very sad thing that someone would shoot his face off."

I honestly doubt Taylor would even say that about Russ.
 

TheGreatCitracett

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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
 

Ptolemy

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He didn't even
Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
He didn't even write on the side without the sticker...
Russ just lacks so much cognitively it shows with everything he does.
 

AbraCadaver

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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
Ok i saw the poster first without who posted it or why and I thought it was a joke.

Then I saw Russ posted it and it got even FUNNIER. Why did he put GET twice? Why not just stick an insert carrot > and “Don’t” along top?

E: oh god he wrote on the side with the sticker, is he just massively idiotic? This looks like a child with Parkinsons made it. Is it supposed to be in-your-face graffitti style lettering? There’s a proper way to do that Russ, and this isn’t it.
 

Angry New Ager

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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
He didn't even

He didn't even write on the side without the sticker...
Russ just lacks so much cognitively it shows with everything he does.
I am laughing IRL so hard right now.

Seriously, I'll bet he could hire Colt Seidman to do a better job; it's that fucked up.

And now I'm picturing Russell, when he's finally hit rock-bottom and is a homeless crazy person, standing on a metered freeway onramp during rush hour with a cardboard sign that says TAYLOR SWIFT RUINED MY LIFE--ANYTHING HELPS--WILL PARALEGAL FOR FOOD, and nobody thinks to give him any money because they're too wrapped up in either trying to decipher it, or sperging over how ineptly-written it is.
 

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