Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Biggest failure of Russell's career?

  • Rejected from America's Got Talent

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the first time)

    Votes: 39 13.3%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the second time)

    Votes: 44 15.0%
  • Suing Ariana Grande

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • Failing to DMCA Kiwi Farms (any of the times)

    Votes: 42 14.3%
  • Spending $4000 to be friendzoned by a hooker at Olive Garden

    Votes: 232 78.9%
  • Making his parents sad

    Votes: 46 15.6%
  • Catfished by a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • "Katy Perry, You Won't Ever Have To Write Another Sad Song"

    Votes: 22 7.5%
  • "I Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 23 7.8%
  • "I Don't Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • "Safari Ride"

    Votes: 20 6.8%
  • Stripper didn't want his flowers

    Votes: 27 9.2%

  • Total voters
    294
  • Poll closed .

A Big Bumbling Black Man

never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen
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Russell would be lucky if somebody hinted that he's looking for an illustrator, not a photographer, if he's trying to get promotional artwork for a song.
How is a still untouched photograph going to promote a song?
Is it going to be another picture of Russell holding up a badly scribbled sign?
...on second thought nevermind, splurge for the photographer.
Sure it's expensive, just go get a loan, it'll be worth it!
This is your ticket to the Biz, baby!
 

lamp shade

Lights and plights.
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Russell would be lucky if somebody hinted that he's looking for an illustrator, not a photographer, if he's trying to get promotional artwork for a song.
How is a still untouched photograph going to promote a song?
Is it going to be another picture of Russell holding up a badly scribbled sign?
...on second thought nevermind, splurge for the photographer.
Sure it's expensive, just go get a loan, it'll be worth it!
This is your ticket to the Biz, baby!
Russ has cover art available for free, I don’t know why he needs a photographer...
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He would definitely hire a women and begin to stalk her. I’m surprised he hasn’t just hired one and brought $50 when her price was $400 like he did at the brothel (though those numbers were much higher in that case).

If his book release was any indication, the only thing he has done is the four lyrics he’s posted.
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
True & Honest Fan
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Why doesn’t he just repurpose his Fivrr Taylor Swift cartoon for his cover art? Taylor virtually stabbing Rusty is the is what the song is supposedly about, in bad rhyme, right?* So just use the bad art to match. It’s not like anybody bought his book or will buy his song to notice the reuse.

There, $400.00 saved for his next hooker trip.


*(Is rhyming “mean” with “mean” considered bad?)
 

Blue Jerkop

True & Honest Fan
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If the Internet gets crazies like Russ to spend their time shitposting instead of actually murdering people that might be a good thing, but I'm not convinced he won't go full Lopez at some point when all his insane schemes inevitably fail completely.
He seems about as incompetent. Lopez fucked up pretty much everything. His mail bomb failed. He failed to pull a full Bud Dwyer since he didn't even use a powerful enough cartridge to create an exit wound. He did, however, manage to finally get a response from his paramour:

"It's a very sad thing that someone would shoot his face off."

I honestly doubt Taylor would even say that about Russ.
 

TheGreatCitracett

Avoid the boys who say whxre, slxt, and nxxger!
True & Honest Fan
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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
 

Ptolemy

Companion
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He didn't even
Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
He didn't even write on the side without the sticker...
Russ just lacks so much cognitively it shows with everything he does.
 

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
Ok i saw the poster first without who posted it or why and I thought it was a joke.

Then I saw Russ posted it and it got even FUNNIER. Why did he put GET twice? Why not just stick an insert carrot > and “Don’t” along top?

E: oh god he wrote on the side with the sticker, is he just massively idiotic? This looks like a child with Parkinsons made it. Is it supposed to be in-your-face graffitti style lettering? There’s a proper way to do that Russ, and this isn’t it.
 

Angry New Ager

CLINTON 2020: "One Nation, Under a Groove..."
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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
He didn't even

He didn't even write on the side without the sticker...
Russ just lacks so much cognitively it shows with everything he does.
I am laughing IRL so hard right now.

Seriously, I'll bet he could hire Colt Seidman to do a better job; it's that fucked up.

And now I'm picturing Russell, when he's finally hit rock-bottom and is a homeless crazy person, standing on a metered freeway onramp during rush hour with a cardboard sign that says TAYLOR SWIFT RUINED MY LIFE--ANYTHING HELPS--WILL PARALEGAL FOR FOOD, and nobody thinks to give him any money because they're too wrapped up in either trying to decipher it, or sperging over how ineptly-written it is.
 

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
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I don’t think any “photoshop person” would need to see psychotic childish scrawls to figure out what a final image would look like.
“the photoshop person.” Good fucking LORD Russ, how hard is it to pirate photoshop, or get cs2 for free from their actual site as abandonware, and just do it yourself?

“Will be drawn on with photoshop.” He talks like yer mam trying to figure out how Snapchat works. “So the picture button takes a photograph and then I speak into the microphone, is that it?”
 

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