Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

AbraCadaver

Alpha Winner Deluxe
True & Honest Fan
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I don’t think any “photoshop person” would need to see psychotic childish scrawls to figure out what a final image would look like.
“the photoshop person.” Good fucking LORD Russ, how hard is it to pirate photoshop, or get cs2 for free from their actual site as abandonware, and just do it yourself?

“Will be drawn on with photoshop.” He talks like yer mam trying to figure out how Snapchat works. “So the picture button takes a photograph and then I speak into the microphone, is that it?”
 

Kari Kamiya

Dopey Mew
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Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
His depth of field sucks ass, but I read that as "Don't I GET get you, Taylor Swift". It's predictably, yet creepily, in-character.
 

MysticMisty

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“the photoshop person.” Good fucking LORD Russ, how hard is it to pirate photoshop, or get cs2 for free from their actual site as abandonware, and just do it yourself?
Does he even have a working computer at this point? As far as I can tell he seems to just use his phone for everything, and doesn't do anything that requires a computer anyways, except for writing pamphlets on prostitution and the Taylor Swift story.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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He DOES know the word “flattery” is a negative thing, right? It’s a thing people avoid admitting to because BY DEFINITION it is insincere?
He seems to think it's something to be proudly boasted about, like only real men would do it and that women should be thankful for it. He either misunderstands the word, or the social cues. Possibly both. Either way, he's embarrassing himself and doesn't seem to realise it.
 

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