“Ugh, another woman I don’t want to put my penis in, why do they exist? How do they get on the telly when I can’t? Only hot people should exist! Hot people and me.”
What do you want to bet he doesn't even know who she is or where she's from? She's a larger black woman who should be flattered he even gave her a cursory mention.
Even the most inept, basic bitch, lazy, patronizing writer of children's songs wouldn't try to make a rhyme with the same fucking word, let alone a song writer trying to craft a chart-topping single intended to be listened to by adults. Doesn't matter that the word has multiple definitions, no one does that. The whole purpose of rhyming is to use different words that sound similar. And a word like "mean" is really fucking easy to rhyme with. Just off the top of my head: dream, seen, been, team, teen, jean(s), gene, meme, scene, queen, lean, scream, steam, seem, 'tween, between, wing, sting, sling, fling, bring, king...I mean, this is kindergarten shit.I mean, maybe he can get a job writing children's nursery rhymes? From what he's shown us of his song, that seems to be about the level he's operating at.
Well his relationship status on Facebook is still "its complicated" sooooo...I wonder if he's ever going to do a freudian slip and refer to Taylor as his girlfriend in a post. (He'd edit it right away but our russ-inclined archivists catch everything.) It's far from being something I'd assume but I honestly wouldn't put it past him to think that she is his girlfriend.
What's so complicated about "Perpetually single, because I'm a creepy, entitled narcissist who can only get laid when I pay for it (and sometimes can't even pay for it)" I will never understand.Well his relationship status on Facebook is still "its complicated" sooooo...
I still don't see it listed in the US Copyright Office database either. He claimed a while ago he got it copyrighted by them. The latest for him is still Right Here, Right Here (You Deserve a Better Life) from 2018.I have to say the longer and longer he goes on hyping this song, about how great the singer is, how it's the door to the industry, yadada yadda, the more and more I doubt that he has anything beyond the title and a few lines he makes up when he posts on FB. At first I did believe that he had pooped out something and had gotten some internet schlub to sing it, but this longer this goes on the less likely it seems. It's been what, 5 months?
RELEASE THE TAPES DROOLY
He hasn't used the word girlfriend specifically, no, but he does treat her as though she were an ex-girlfriend who did him wrong rather than a celebrity he never met and who doesn't even know he exists:I wonder if he's ever going to do a freudian slip and refer to Taylor as his girlfriend in a post. (He'd edit it right away but our russ-inclined archivists catch everything.) It's far from being something I'd assume but I honestly wouldn't put it past him to think that she is his girlfriend.