Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Biggest failure of Russell's career?

  • Rejected from America's Got Talent

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the first time)

    Votes: 39 13.3%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the second time)

    Votes: 44 15.0%
  • Suing Ariana Grande

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • Failing to DMCA Kiwi Farms (any of the times)

    Votes: 42 14.3%
  • Spending $4000 to be friendzoned by a hooker at Olive Garden

    Votes: 232 78.9%
  • Making his parents sad

    Votes: 46 15.6%
  • Catfished by a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • "Katy Perry, You Won't Ever Have To Write Another Sad Song"

    Votes: 22 7.5%
  • "I Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 23 7.8%
  • "I Don't Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • "Safari Ride"

    Votes: 20 6.8%
  • Stripper didn't want his flowers

    Votes: 27 9.2%

  • Total voters
    294
  • Poll closed .

Russtard

I have the right to fuck 9's and 10's
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:story::story::story::story::story:

THIS is Russell's magnum opus--lazy, repetitive, and he couldn't even be fucked to write a different opener. He even complains in the SONG that he expected her to advance his career with the first song. I also love how he couldn't even fuck up a release date correctly. He's going to shit a brick when he finds out the damn dirty trolls got the song before he could release it.

Can't possibly imagine why the singer and producer didn't want their names on this piece of shit.

ETA: @Cryin RN, can we add the song to the OP? Don't want to accidentally feed Rusty's hooker fund.
 

TheGreatCitracett

Greerotica Ghostwriter
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Sounds like it's being played on an out-of-tune accordion. Christ. And where are the rockin' guitar solos? Or did I just space out and miss them?

He rhymes words with themselves like three times too. And "that's quite mean" lol. This is easily the most toothless callout song ever.

"You say things you really don't mean,
You wouldn't fuck me,
Girl, I don't get you"


It's all I could hear when listening to it.
 

Russtard

I have the right to fuck 9's and 10's
kiwifarms.net
Lyrics for anyone at work:


Can't imagine being 15
And waiting for Romeo on that white horse
Making you believe it was a love story,
I know heartbreak all too well
I get you, I get you

When I got down
I turned up your sick beats
So I wrote you a song to say
"Thanks for helping me get on my feet"
But good intentions hit the fan
Yeah you don't like your fans
And it's making me say

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you

Was the summer of '16
Finished my song for you
Sorry if it's cheesy
Making it wasn't easy

But you put a blank space over my name
I don't get you, I don't get you

When I got down
I turned up your sick beats
So I wrote you a song to say
"Thanks for helping me get on my feet"
But good intentions hit the fan
Yeah you don't like your fans
And it's making me say

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you

Ohhhhhh
It's not about what you know
It's all about who you know
It's not about what you know
It's all about who you know

So that's why I thought you'd be inspired by my song
And that you'd be open to helping me along
But I guess I got you wrong

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you
 

Viridian

Phthalo green is a basic bitch.
kiwifarms.net
Dammit, I just finished with my own transcription of the lyrics, but I was beaten to posting it by @Russtard. :achievement:

Listening to that piece of shit hurt my soul. I think we'd all be justified in filing a class action suit against Russhole for his misrepresentations about his song being a masterpiece.

Sounds like it's being played on an out-of-tune accordion. Christ. And where are the rockin' guitar solos? Or did I just space out and miss them?

He rhymes words with themselves like three times too. And "that's quite mean" lol. This is easily the most toothless callout song ever.

"You say things you really don't mean,
You wouldn't fuck me,
Girl, I don't get you"


It's all I could hear when listening to it.

At 2:13 in the song, there's a brief interlude where the instrumentation/tempo/style of the song totally changes for one excuse for a verse. This is where the “rocking guitar solo” he boasted about comes in. “Rocking” is definitely not the word I would use as it's about the tamest basic white dude badly playing "Wonderwall" in the corner guitar solo you could imagine. it’s about as “rocking” as Wayne Newton.
 

PolexiaAphrodisia

Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?
kiwifarms.net
There is no fucking meter at all. It's all over the goddamn place. The instrumentation at the beginning sounds like a robot farting. It's a step up from Kylie Jenner or the original I Get You song, but that's like saying that being puked on is a step up from being shat on.

The singer is no worse than any generic manufactured teen pop singer, I'll give it that. He's doing the best he can with this steaming turd of a song. Reminds me of the guy from Sleeping with Sirens or any other of those 2000s Hot Topic bands.

I think "Roar" by Katy Perry is the worst "summer song" I've heard in the past ten years, and this song makes Roar look like American Pie. The summer that would suit this song is the summer that North Korea finally nukes us.

In conclusion, I don't like it.
 

badboy2000

I plow hookers FROM ALL SIDES
kiwifarms.net
Wow... this song.. That is some lazy work with the synths too. In terms of quality, this is equivalent to that first shitty acoustic demo you record on a fourtrack just to remember melody lines and progressions(people in bands know). But most important: Where is the rap verse, Russell!? I was really looking forward to that!
 

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