Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Viridian

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I want to save the track info from CD Baby for posterity both because it's hilarious, and because I expect the song may be pulled from the site when he sees us damn dirty mentally ill trolls got hold of it before his "master marketing plan" could produce any fruits. No reviews yet, but I'm going to be on the lookout for them. I'm eagerly anticipating a massive Russhole chimpout.

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Barbarella

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Wah, I’ve some plights here my dude, help. I am on an iPhone and can’t hear what’s posted. Just get a triangle icon. Can anybody help me out or do I have to give Russell money?
 
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TheGreatCitracett

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Wah, I’ve some plights here my dude, help. I am on an iPhone and can’t hear what’s posted. Just get a triangle icon. Can anybody help me out or do I have to give Russell money?
You'll probably just have to get to a PC.

It's just not wanting to work on mobile for some people. Unless there's a clever solution to make it run. I'm on my old shitty android phone though and it works fine.
 
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AnOminous

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At 2:13 in the song, there's a brief interlude where the instrumentation/tempo/style of the song totally changes for one excuse for a verse. This is where the “rocking guitar solo” he boasted about comes in. “Rocking” is definitely not the word I would use as it's about the tamest basic white dude badly playing "Wonderwall" in the corner guitar solo you could imagine. it’s about as “rocking” as Wayne Newton.
Rockin'

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CupONavy

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Wah, I’ve some plights here my dude, help. I am on an iPhone and can’t hear what’s posted. Just get a triangle icon. Can anybody help me out or do I have to give Russell money?
If you download the “VLC for mobile” media player app (free and no bullshit), click the icon in the top left and go to “network stream” and “open network stream” with the URL to the attachment, it plays .. at least for me .. on my iPhone.

Be warned, though. Your iPhone is probably not playing it as a way of saying “please don’t do this to us. What did I do to you??”
 

Barbarella

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You'll probably just have to get to a PC.

It's just not wanting to work on mobile for some people. Unless there's a clever solution to make it run. I'm on my old shitty android phone though and it works fine.
Ok, thanks. Shoot, my PC is dead and I’ve been putting off buying another. Guess the gods are telling me it’s time.
 
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Barbarella

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If you download the “VLC for mobile” media player app (free and no bullshit), click the icon in the top left and go to “network stream” and “open network stream” with the URL to the attachment, it plays .. at least for me .. on my iPhone.

Be warned, though. Your iPhone is probably not playing it as a way of saying “please don’t do this to us. What did I do to you??”
Thank you, it worked. Yes, I expect my phone to crash and die after forcing that play. Hopefully it has a sense of humor-It’s so bad it’s funny.

When ringtones first came out, before iPhones, the big thing was the midi ringtones. This song reminds me of that, only nobody would have downloaded it.

I saw a 20-20 last night about the stalker who killed Rebecca Schaefer. So much reminded me of Russ. Even my husband, who doesn’t really follow this stuff recognized it. Fortunately, security is much better these days and Taylor has numerous homes and doesn’t announce where she is when. When this guy is 35 and still a flop, he may go ballistic.
 

TheGreatCitracett

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So I'm curious, he's mentioned the singer is using a fake name, and the studio and producer are remaining anonymous because obviously they'd rather not have their reputation and businesses be associated with a celebrity stalker and his creepy song.

And we've seen enough to know that when this blows up in his face (and it will) and Taylor's career remains un-torpedoed, he's going to start review-bombing, dropping dox, making threats, etc.

Is there any chance the studio or singer made him sign a contract promising he won't disclose identities of people involved? Because if so, I can see some interesting legal action in the future.
 

Viridian

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I decided to take a look to see if his song was available yet on any other platforms despite him saying it would take a week, since it's already out on CD Baby. When I did a search on Spotify, I didn't find Russhole's latest magnum poopus, but I did find a blast from the past--specifically, from the Ariana Grande lawsuit era. Looks like this episode of Keeper Cast has been linked on this thread a few times before, but in all previous cases the links were to YouTube videos that have since been taken down.


They don't bring up Russhole until the 59 minute mark, and only really start talking about him at 63 minutes.

ETA: Listening to it now; they go into describing/narrating the "scrapbook" PowerPoint pitch that Russhole apparently tried to give to Ariana Grande on a USB during the meet and greet. It sounds like Russhole used to have a copy up on his YouTube channel? I don't think that's been preserved elsewhere.
 
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Annie

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I want to be a songwriter
Rhymes "mean" with "mean" IN THE FUCKING CHORUS and sees absolutely nothing wrong with it
Pick one, faggot.

I feel bad for the dude performing, he sounds super generic and it's only made worse by Russ's shitty instrumental and lyrics.

I want this song to get as much press as possible so people listen to it for 15 seconds and throw their car radio/phone/MP3 player out the nearest window. Russell is less capable as a songwriter than he is as a paralegal or a janitor, and that is saying something.
 

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