Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Biggest failure of Russell's career?

  • Rejected from America's Got Talent

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the first time)

    Votes: 39 13.3%
  • Suing Taylor Swift (the second time)

    Votes: 44 15.0%
  • Suing Ariana Grande

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • Failing to DMCA Kiwi Farms (any of the times)

    Votes: 42 14.3%
  • Spending $4000 to be friendzoned by a hooker at Olive Garden

    Votes: 232 78.9%
  • Making his parents sad

    Votes: 46 15.6%
  • Catfished by a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME

    Votes: 38 12.9%
  • "Katy Perry, You Won't Ever Have To Write Another Sad Song"

    Votes: 22 7.5%
  • "I Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 23 7.8%
  • "I Don't Get You, Taylor Swift"

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • "Safari Ride"

    Votes: 20 6.8%
  • Stripper didn't want his flowers

    Votes: 27 9.2%

  • Total voters
    294
  • Poll closed .

Bamanda

The hammer has got to drop
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I wonder if he would be as angry about the injustice of the Avengers not saving the children of Sandy Hook if Taylor Swift had visited the survivors?

He’s such a bitter little man isn’t he? Even with things he likes he has to pick them apart and declare himself above it all. There are so many people who’ve gotten real enjoyment and pleasure out of the MCU. I’m not a huge superhero fan, but I love taking my nephew to see them, and there’s always a real air of excitement in the cinema. Trust slack jaw to go to a place full of happy, excited people and have a miserable, angry time. It’s the story of his life.
 

lightswitchdoll

oh mate
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I'd do it. I could make videos or write lyrics or something. I also may or may not already have a fun project in the works and about half done. Should I do an epic marketing blitz?

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Comments round 2.
I've still not worked out exactly how someone would kiss him in a way that helps with his disability.
His Spotify page shows some very impressive numbers.
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Very impressive. He has over three times as many fingers as he does followers.
 

Blue Jerkop

True & Honest Fan
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"Had these people honestly never lost a loved one before? Not even a cat or a hamster? I had both of those pets die on me when I was a kid and it was pretty sad, but I soldiered on."

From wikipedia:
"Three weeks after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life in the universe..."

Yeah, half of life in the universe getting eliminated is bad and all but Russell Greer had his hamster die as a child and still soldiered on to unsuccessfully sue Taylor Swift: who's the REAL hero?
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

CPU Rainbow Heart, Goddess of Spectrum Consoles
True & Honest Fan
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"Had these people honestly never lost a loved one before? Not even a cat or a hamster? I had both of those pets die on me when I was a kid and it was pretty sad, but I soldiered on."

From wikipedia:
"Three weeks after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life in the universe..."

Yeah, half of life in the universe getting eliminated is bad and all but Russell Greer had his hamster die as a child and still soldiered on to unsuccessfully sue Taylor Swift: who's the REAL hero?
The phrasing "I had both those pets die on me" sounds so wrong. Like he found it a personal insult that his pets had the temerity to die while they were in his care. "Die on me" is the sort of phrase you'd use for an object - like a mobile phone or a car - than a living thing. It makes him sound heartless and uncaring.
 

lamp shade

Lights and plights.
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The phrasing "I had both those pets die on me" sounds so wrong. Like he found it a personal insult that his pets had the temerity to die while they were in his care. "Die on me" is the sort of phrase you'd use for an object - like a mobile phone or a car - than a living thing. It makes him sound heartless and uncaring.
The fact that Russ was ever responsible for caring for a pet should be considered animal cruelty in itself. I know he was with Mormons back then, but still.
 

Whatthefuck

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"Had these people honestly never lost a loved one before? Not even a cat or a hamster? I had both of those pets die on me when I was a kid and it was pretty sad, but I soldiered on."

From wikipedia:
"Three weeks after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life in the universe..."

Yeah, half of life in the universe getting eliminated is bad and all but Russell Greer had his hamster die as a child and still soldiered on to unsuccessfully sue Taylor Swift: who's the REAL hero?
Yeah, well cats and hamsters = 3.5 billion humans and incalculable other life in the universe. He seems to not be able to piece together even the simplest, most basic concepts. Rusty, since we know you lurk, let me try here. See, these are "heroes" who have been tasked with keeping the world and the universe in order. They failed. Some of them lost their entire family like Hawkeye. Family is something that's pretty important to most non-gimp faced morons. Then there is the guilt of not being able to save the other countless people and beings which is not really the same as losing a pet. Fuck, why am I even trying?

ETA: The mere fact that he conflates a superhero movie with victims of Sandy Hook and 9/11 is astonishing. He has absolutely no emotional awareness. He has no empathy whatsoever. Like he just doesn't understand it at all. He truly is a narc with no conscience. All he can relate to is muh plights. That's insanity.
 
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CupONavy

Business Hobo
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The phrasing "I had both those pets die on me" sounds so wrong. Like he found it a personal insult that his pets had the temerity to die while they were in his care. "Die on me" is the sort of phrase you'd use for an object - like a mobile phone or a car - than a living thing. It makes him sound heartless and uncaring.
Not for a narcissist.

Pets dying is something that happened to HIM, not the pets, and it’s a slight. Even death of another being is centered around Russ. It’s odd and awkward for a normal person to even come up with this kind of turn of phrase.

If the only friend Russ had got hit by a bus when they were walking down the street together, the incident wouldn’t be something that happened to his friend - it would be something that happened to him, perpetrated by his friend. “Worst day of MY life. My friend got himself killed today and now I’m all alone!”

The pattern is in every plight he reees about.

In re: Chuggo - there’s another commonality there. Chuggo (and other D-grade rappers) say things like “Remy Martin in my glass, that’s how I got class..” Its another rêtarded lack of comprehension of concepts like “class” and “respect” that pervade petty attention seeking ego-stroking rappers - just like Russ and his fucking suit and “working in an office”.

Drink expensive liquor.. <bing!> Classy!!

Wear a suit.. <bing!> Handsome and successful!
 
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Annie

Fire-Bear Cyberbully Girl
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I find it funny that Hawkeye literally loses his entire family in the first 5 minutes of the movie, and Russ keeps asking "HAVE THEY EVER LOST ANYTHING???" He even mentions that part of the movie. Would you not do everything in your power to bring your loved ones back if you could, Kiwis?

They decided to do more than kill Thanos, and go back and fix their shit because it was directly their fault half of Earth's population vanished. They were supposed to watch over the infinity stones/the universe and they didn't, so Endgame happened. It's not hard to see why they did what they did.

As for not bringing back everyone in the history of the world who was affected by tragedy, it's not polite to remind people of 9/11 and every world war ever during a climatic superhero movie (it risks the studios being called "political" too) and I would assume it takes a lot more energy from whoever's wearing the gauntlet to undo billions of years of tragedy- it might've killed them instantly.

Russ's point is dumb, no matter how you think about it lmfao
 

Whatthefuck

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I find it funny that Hawkeye literally loses his entire family in the first 5 minutes of the movie, and Russ keeps asking "HAVE THEY EVER LOST ANYTHING???" He even mentions that part of the movie. Would you not do everything in your power to bring your loved ones back if you could, Kiwis?

They decided to do more than kill Thanos, and go back and fix their shit because it was directly their fault half of Earth's population vanished. They were supposed to watch over the infinity stones/the universe and they didn't, so Endgame happened. It's not hard to see why they did what they did.

As for not bringing back everyone in the history of the world who was affected by tragedy, it's not polite to remind people of 9/11 and every world war ever during a climatic superhero movie (it risks the studios being called "political" too) and I would assume it takes a lot more energy from whoever's wearing the gauntlet to undo billions of years of tragedy- it might've killed them instantly.

Russ's point is dumb, no matter how you think about it lmfao
Not to mention over population if you brought back every single person lost in a terror attack or tragedy. Dude, we're close to capacity as it is. Would I love to have people I've lost back? Of fucking course. Do I recognize losing them as the cycle of life? Of fucking course. His understanding of this concept, or shall I say misunderstanding, is absurd. What Thanos did was unnatural. It wasn't a part of the natural order. Ugh. Why am I spending so much time musing about a sped's understanding of a Marvel movie?
 

wateryketchup

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I wonder how we ruined Russ' life? Except for the one poop toucher who couldn't stop themself, we really don't interract with him. One of us attended his Ariana trial but is that really any different than someone going then joining up here like some of his ex friends do? If anything I'd feel like Rekieta is way more damning than ourselves, but Russ won't even mention him because he's afraid or the ego blow is too much. We just document as far as I know.
If anything I'd say us documenting his shit is ruining his life. Now he can't snap all of the terrible things he's said and done out of existence, it's all on here. Can't really manipulate people into thinking that you're the coolest nicest guy in the world when they can easily see that you aren't. (Of course, everyone already knows that Russell is too stupid to manipulate people correctly, so even if this website didn't exist everyone would still hate him anyway, but I don't think he realizes that)
 

Disgruntled Pupper

True & Honest Fan
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Some of them lost their entire family like Hawkeye. Family is something that's pretty important to most non-gimp faced morons.
I think Rusty is so broken if he were to read this his response would be "Well Taylor Swift sucking mine peen is important to me and yet you all make fun of my plights!". His priorities and emotional attachments are so god damn bonkers, while he might logically, superficially understand that statement, he will never truly get it like a normal human does.
 

Whatthefuck

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I think Rusty is so broken if he were to read this his response would be "Well Taylor Swift sucking mine peen is important to me and yet you all make fun of my plights!". His priorities and emotional attachments are so god damn bonkers, while he might logically, superficially understand that statement, he will never truly get it like a normal human does.
It is interesting how he only forms emotional attachments to abstract figures. What I mean by that is that there is no way in fresh hell that he'll ever meet these people that he has literally destroyed his life and prospects over. He's had so many hills he's died on. Sure he met the hooker and the dancer and Ariana, but the big fishes are just out of reach and they seem to be the only folks to solicit any emotional (however ridiculous and inappropriate) response. He doesn't care about the people around him physically, that much is obvious. It's an interesting pathology.
 

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