Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[DrJonesHat]

Unless TS said something close to "if you send me a song, I'll help you break into the music business" she doesn't say things she doesn't mean. She never said anything close to that. All the things she's done for fans took a few hours, at most. Mentoring someone in the music industry would take years.

And @RussianParasite yeah, he does think celebrities read their own mail, or at least they get told about every letter/message. The idea they don't know the contents of most the communications they receive is lost on him.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay so he's posted the letter and the x-ray on Instagram.

Get a load of these hashtags though:

His spine looks like the fossil of some antediluvian gimp that gets discovered by archaeologists and at first they think it's some new degenerate extinct species of human before realizing it's just a freak.

 

[talk talk talk]

Everybody thought DEVO was just joking around, but Russ is concrete proof of De-Evolution.

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many . . . .

 

[downloads]

I would like to just point out that the link to his song that he put in the letter is different than the link he is using on Instagram and the one in the letter doesn't work.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I would like to just point out that the link to his song that he put in the letter is different than the link he is using on Instagram and the one in the letter doesn't work.

It could've been a link to a private video that he's since deleted, and he would've been able to see from its views whether or not they watched it. I think I remember him saying that he's done something similar before, so I wouldn't put that past him.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Everybody thought DEVO was just joking around, but Russ is concrete proof of De-Evolution.

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many . . . .

There are quite a few Devo songs that apply to Russ pretty well, but given his "incomparable sex drive", this one might be the most appropriate:

 

[Supreme Sundae]

I feel like there's some epic tard rage coming...

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like, damn, it's 7 AM
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression
But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down

I never go out of my way to listen to Taylor but JFC I'm glad I did for this song. How is he not going to lose his shit over this undeniable piece of evidence that Taylor just provided for him? He was so convinced she announced her Reputation stadium tour just to silence his plights, even claiming she wasn't coming to Utah because of him. There's just no way he's not going to crow about this.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I never go out of my way to listen to Taylor but JFC I'm glad I did for this song. How is he not going to lose his shit over this undeniable piece of evidence that Taylor just provided for him? He was so convinced she announced her Reputation stadium tour just to silence his plights, even claiming she wasn't coming to Utah because of him. There's just no way he's not going to crow about this.

He think she spends every waking moment plotting her next move against him, so yeah, I'm sure he'll think this is all about him.

 

[Chungus]

Looks like he reposted this with a more succinct comment. "They dumped my letters in the trash so this what I said in them are true.". What an amazing legal mind.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This day in Russtory:

 

[DrJonesHat]

Looks like he reposted this with a more succinct comment. "They dumped my letters in the trash so this what I said in them are true.". What an amazing legal mind.

Yes, because nothing is so stupid it doesn't merit a response. She never saw your letter Russ. She doesn't know who you are.

 

[Drool Fool]

Reminder that this is Russell’s evidence that Taylor Swift knows exactly who he is:

It says that he took “his admiration for Ms. Swift to an unnecessarily invasive and troubling level for her, and increasingly for her immediate family..” He is simply stating a fact, mailing packages to her family is invasion and troubling. It doesn’t say anything about what she thinks of his weird intentions,

 

[Fag Smut]

Man it’s really incredible that 3-4 years later, he’s still re-writing the same insane screed over and over to Taylor Swift.

 

[Rebis]

I imagine Russ’s logic is something like;
“Taylor found out about the girls who folded those damn paper cranes, so of course she’s going to hear about my letter! I’m head and shoulder above everyone else!”

Taylor clearly gets told about some things, and since his is the most impressive thing anyone has ever done for Taylor (and the biggest unrighted injustice she’s ever caused), of course the interns are immediately going to run and show it to her. The fact she hasn’t responded after that obviously happened must mean she’s ignoring him.

 

[redcent]

his skull is so oddly shaped, what the fuck is that jutting spur on the back?

The sinus cavities also look fucky somehow, as if they're scooped out father back than they should be...god it's all wrong and I'm genuinely upset by it. Dude looks like he had a run in with a Can-tah just long enough to get his skull stretched.

Found this on the clickbait news today

 

[Barbarella]

I also noticed he said he was jobless and homeless again. If so, he’s not giving handies and $50.00 to go to Nevada. I’d really like to know Russ’s job situation.

 

[downloads]

Welp Soren was one of his last friends that seemed to ever interact with Russ, I would guess this will be the end of him. And Russ deleted all of these comments right after he posted the last one.

 

[cogsworth]

"SHE RUINED MY FLIPPIN LIFE, SOREN!"

You can hear the creaking of his skull as his head tightens. Someone photoshop a picture of Russ as Psyduck if that hasn't already been done.

 

[Viridian]

Welp Soren was one of his last friends that seemed to ever interact with Russ, I would guess this will be the end of him. And Russ deleted all of these comments right after he posted the last one.

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I think you were right. It looks like Russhole has removed Soren from his Friends list on Facebook:

Yet again he has thrown away a relationship with a real world person who actually cares about him in favor of clinging to his delusions of persecution. He'll never understand that it's his fixation on MUH PLIGHTS that has ruined his flipping life, not Taylor Swift.

 

[Kosher Salt]

"I SENT IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE."

Never change, Russ.