Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Russpoleon Greeramite

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A bunch more gay cake spergin"

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And another surefire way to win a lady's heart... learn her interests and the things she likes, and then tell her how stupid you think they are and how much they suck ass.

Do this often. Works like a charm:
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Ok, just so we are clear, suing for a cake is silly, but suing for not getting me my penis sucked isn’t. I’m glad this has been cleared up for me.

But then again, I’m no paralegal savant like Rusty is, so my tiny brain wouldn’t have known or understood.
 
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RodDangerous

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“Lawyers: I forgot to file my Rule 7.1 disclosure statement in my first pleading, would the Court allow me to file the disclosure by itself?”

“I forgot to file my Rule 7.1 disclosure statement in my first pleading. Would Could I just file a Notice of Errata and attach the court allow me to file the disclosure by itself declaration as an exhibit?”

“I forgot to file my Rule 7.1 disclosure statement Certificate of Interested Parties in my first pleading. Could I just file a Notice of Errata and attach the declaration as an exhibit?”

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The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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SOME BIG PLIGHTS THIS MORNING!

He's officially joined a lawsuit to keep his precious hookers:

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He's on Prozac because of Taylor:

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And manic edits:
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Full size bottle label:
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Russ, you AREN'T a victim. You're the one who is to blame for your life going down the shitter. You're the one who convinced himself that he was (wrongly) entitled to the attention and affections of celebrities (Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, etc.). You're the one who decided to act upon this feeling of entitlement by sending unsolicited songs and gifts to Swift and Grande and unsolicited letters and emails to their management staff. You're the one who behaved in a troubling and invasive manner when you sent unsolicited gifts and emails to the Swift family in an effort to persuade them into convincing Taylor to contact (date) you. You're the one who decided that the "no unsolicited music" policy that ALL musicians have doesn't apply to you. You're the one who decided to overreact in a spectacularly childish fashion instead of moving on with your life like any normal, same, rational, healthy adult would. You're the one who decided he could use the courts as a weapon to get his way by filing frivolous lawsuits against Swift and Grande. You're the one who ignored your family, teachers, friends, and employers when they advised you not to file those lawsuits, deciding you knew better than they did. You're the one who refuses to admit that you've been in the wrong 100% this whole time. It's all you, little buddy. The only thing you've been a victim of is your own narcissistic ego, stupidity, and unwarranted sense of self-importance.

Holy fucking shit. I'm fucking dead. Jesus Christ.
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Remember those "cursed images" that were so popular five or ten years ago? People would pass them around on social media and there would be "Top Ten Images You Shouldn't Google" articles/videos made about them? I think this just may be a legit cursed image.

In all seriousness, you'd think that an "experienced" mail cler-uh...I mean "paralegal" like Russ would know by now you don't make photocopies of photocopies of photocopies. Because I'm sure no one except us would know what that image is supposed to be.
 
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Maltninja

I hope he loses his duck.
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“Lawyers: I forgot to file my Rule 7.1 disclosure statement in my first pleading, would the Court allow me to file the disclosure by itself?”

“I forgot to file my Rule 7.1 disclosure statement in my first pleading. Would Could I just file a Notice of Errata and attach the court allow me to file the disclosure by itself declaration as an exhibit?”

“I forgot to file my Rule 7.1 disclosure statement Certificate of Interested Parties in my first pleading. Could I just file a Notice of Errata and attach the declaration as an exhibit?”

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He keeps making mistakes like this. If only he knew someone with legal experience, who could help him.
 

DrJonesHat

Chose Wisely
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@AnOminous stated earlier this suit will probably get tossed, as you generally can't sue because there's not a law against something.
But Russ brings up why decriminalization (in my opinion) is better than legalization. As was pointed out, if Russ goes to a brothel, a sex worker could face losing her job if she refused to service him. If everyone was an independent agent, the only thing she'd risk losing was money from him specifically, and most likely she could compensate by taking clients who aren't entitled pieces of shit.
 

nemesisAF

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Russ: there is no need for gay cake eaters to resort to using the legal system when they can just go to another bakery.
Also Russ: THE LAW IS MY WEAPON AND EVERYONE SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME MY PENIS PLIGHTS
Just like TS isn’t allowed to find random people stalking her family troubling and invasive, but IF (not that I believe it really happened) people contact HIS family, that’s bad.
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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Russ: there is no need for gay cake eaters to resort to using the legal system when they can just go to another bakery.
Also Russ: THE LAW IS MY WEAPON AND EVERYONE SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME MY PENIS PLIGHTS
Well, someone can go to another bakery or just google how to make a cake themselves... on the other hand, no one will fuck Russ unless it's in exchange for money. And increasingly he's finding that even that doesn't work.
 

Maltninja

I hope he loses his duck.
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Well, someone can go to another bakery or just google how to make a cake themselves... on the other hand, no one will fuck Russ unless it's in exchange for money. And increasingly he's finding that even that doesn't work.
Expenisve, long travel times, might have to jerk a guy off, might not get laid upon arrival. And of course the wear and tear on his suit.
 

AbraCadaver

This is not how you run a whorehouse
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...I put my Photoshop-capable friend through a lot of horror to amuse this site.
What a working girl sees crawling into her room after Hof says, “fuck this one and get it over with or you’re fired.”

You need to put a muffin or cheap flowers in that hand, mate