Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Crispeacock

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Because some drooling sped in Utah knows what prostitutes need! Ignore what the actual prostitutes SAY will help them, this paralegal eagle knows what's best and how to give them a better life. Unless they're ugly.

They don't understand his genius, and he doesnt trust them to know how to get better quality of work/life because they're only women.
 

Agoraphobic Bullshit

Probably sick of someone's shit
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They don't understand his genius, and he doesnt trust them to know how to get better quality of work/life because they're only women.
Don't they know spending their lives as a sex slave to a man who can't even move his eyes would be a much better proposition than being able to choose who they sell sex to? He would get them gas station flowers, venmo dollars, and all the generic cereal they can eat!
 

Bamanda

The hammer has got to drop
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Girl is trying to let him down easy and he just doesn't get it.
Has had 6 edits to add or remove emojis and the Nevada line. Jeez man stop overthinking it.
Imagine being an almost 30 year old man and having such a lack of understanding of normal human behaviour. He thinks feelings can be regulated by laws.

The majority of us, when we’re “into” someone, don’t want to get involved with anyone else. He thinks people feel obliged to remain loyal when in a relationship, and while that might be true in some circumstances, most of us feel loyalty towards or partners, or potential partners, because we love them and actively want to be loyal to them and our relationships. He doesn’t know what it feels like to love someone and be loved by them, and he never will because his bitterness makes him unlovable in every sense of the word. What a sad little existence he has.
 

Crispeacock

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Don't they know spending their lives as a sex slave to a man who can't even move his eyes would be a much better proposition than being able to choose who they sell sex to? He would get them gas station flowers, venmo dollars, and all the generic cereal they can eat!

That is real love right there, bitches don't know.
 
If Rusty is upset about the brownie ala mode coming in separate containers, then he'll be absolutely livid when he orders ramen or pho takeout and sees that everything comes in it's own container or bag.

As someone who used to work in the restaurant industry, separation of hot and cold, dries and wets, etc, was a must. Customers actually appreciate this sorta thing since it allows them to enjoy the food as it's suppose to be enjoyed. Nobody, with the exception of Rusty, wants lukewarm mush.
 

Cilleystring

"To Plaintiffs, Greer represents serial rape"
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Girl is trying to let him down easy and he just doesn't get it.
Has had 6 edits to add or remove emojis and the Nevada line. Jeez man stop overthinking it.
And we all know what would happen if this happened the other way; if Russ somehow got a girlfriend and she started "playing the field" with other guys. He'd lose his shit.
Yeah, this is coming from a guy who gets upset when hookers and instathots he's never met are talking to other guys. His delusional hypocrisy never gets old
 

Whatthefuck

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Girl is trying to let him down easy and he just doesn't get it.
Has had 6 edits to add or remove emojis and the Nevada line. Jeez man stop overthinking it.
This shit right here. See, Rusty, when you meet someone you click with you stop seeing others. She has every right to decide whether or not she wants to see multiple people. Do you guys see the complete incel nonsense right here? She's decided to stick with one guy who she fancies and we've all been there. Sometimes you meet folks if you're dating around that take your interest and you really want to see where that goes and therefore you give it all of your attention. If she was seeing other guys AND Rusty then she's a slut, a whore who can't see how awesome Rusty is. When she wants to focus on one person she's stupid for "rushing into it".

He clearly states in this post that unless a woman has a ring on her finger then she should allow herself to be open for free fucking for all. That's fucking ridiculous. He's seriously deranged if he thinks that's how dating works. Also, I'm fairly certain that poor girl was just trying to be nice and he started creeping on her. Will they never learn?
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
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Girl is trying to let him down easy and he just doesn't get it.
Has had 6 edits to add or remove emojis and the Nevada line. Jeez man stop overthinking it.
Oh hell come on Russ, if a girl was "into" you there's no way in hell you'd let another man within 500 feet of her. Don't pretend like you're all for open relationships and women being allowed to step out on their boyfriends when you're the wannabe homewrecker.
 

RustyNail(her)

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Oh hell come on Russ, if a girl was "into" you there's no way in hell you'd let another man within 500 feet of her. Don't pretend like you're all for open relationships and women being allowed to step out on their boyfriends when you're the wannabe homewrecker.
He doesn't even like other dudes talking to his instathots or working girls having other clients.
 

AnOminous

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Yeah, this is coming from a guy who gets upset when hookers and instathots he's never met are talking to other guys. His delusional hypocrisy never gets old
He's so fucking stupid he doesn't know that's how they make their money and if you get in the way of it you're getting the bum's rush.
 

Agoraphobic Bullshit

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Is it terrible that I'd love to see a "Russ finds a girlfriend" saga, but with someone who doesn't entertain his shit?

Like, she goes out on a date with someone else, and when he gets mad, she just hands him his Facebook post saying people should date around unless they're engaged.

Or he says he doesn't want to do something with her, and she drags him along anyway, because she's nearsighted, because you can't say no to the disabled.

I know he acts like he wouldn't put up with bad behaviour in a partner, but I bet he'd take a LOT of crap if she were decent looking and willing to put out.
 

cogsworth

Build-A-Cow Workshop: Satan's Favorite Idiot
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Is it terrible that I'd love to see a "Russ finds a girlfriend" saga, but with someone who doesn't entertain his shit?

Like, she goes out on a date with someone else, and when he gets mad, she just hands him his Facebook post saying people should date around unless they're engaged.

Or he says he doesn't want to do something with her, and she drags him along anyway, because she's nearsighted, because you can't say no to the disabled.

I know he acts like he wouldn't put up with bad behaviour in a partner, but I bet he'd take a LOT of crap if she were decent looking and willing to put out.
That would be an interesting sight. It wouldn't work on him, of course, he'd argue constantly that the rules only apply to him, but he wouldn't break up with her because he's a pussy and it's free nookie.
 
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