Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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Re: the prostitution case Russ is trying to insert himself into.
So Russ didn't like the plaintiff's "very expansive and vast" (Russ's words) motion that basically asked the court to make him fuck off in the case. He was given a deadline of July 31st to respond. He failed to do so.

But because he's Russell Fuckin' Greer, he thinks deadlines shouldn't mean anything and asked the court to waive it and let him respond in late August, almost a full month after the deadline in a case he is trying to get involved in for no reason.

His excuse?
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Greer could just check the electronic court record and he would have known it was filed instead of doing nothing. And incidentally, Greer "realized" his mistake around the time I posted the response to his motion on the farms. What a coincidence.

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Remember, Russ has all his vaunted training and experience as a paralegal yet can't figure out how to file and obtain court motions like everyone else. We random internet people had the motion in our hands before Russ could manage to do it- and he's the one trying to get in on the case. For fuck's sake, Russ.

There's an order entered but it's not available in the system yet. He might have gotten the delay based on my reading of the deadlines\hearings query but I'm not sure. If there's no other intervening events maybe the judge just rubberstamped it.

Here's Russ's motion for those who want to read the other parts. Left out the cover sheet and useless attachments. Included the process server's response.
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Fucksake, Russ is such a loser. He's an absolute failure at everything, then he expects everyone to make exceptions and allowances for him because "he made an effort" and he's a disabled paralegal/songwriter/screenwriter/college graduate. Its not his fault! He can't receive mail at home because of trolls! (More like because he never stays at one place for very long because he's a creep and is constantly getting fired.)

"Romantically involved with a model"...jerking off to a model's photo on the internet doesn't count as being "romantically involved" Russell. Either that, or he's being catfished/trolled, just like with the "super cool guy" who is going to get him in with Swift. Or its just more Russ bullshit to make himself feel important.
 
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Canine with Fangs

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"Romantically involved with a model"...jerking off to a model's photo on the internet doesn't count as being "romantically involved" Russell. Either that, or he's being catfished/trolled, just like with the "super cool guy" who is going to get him in with Swift. Or its just more Russ bullshit to make himself feel important.
Honestly I'm surprised there hasn't been more catfishing with Russ. He seems like he'd fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
 

TheGreatCitracett

Pretty Effin' Awesome Dude-Oh
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Looks like Tulsi Gabbard has secured the coveted Greer endorsement.

And I'm pretty sure "romantically involved with a model" means he's now some girl's premium snapchat paypig or something, seeing as how he considers trading cash for sexual favors to be romance.

Can't wait to see how that works out.
 
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The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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Honestly I'm surprised there hasn't been more catfishing with Russ. He seems like he'd fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
You and me both. He's the perfect mark for catfishing, both the trolling kind and the kind where some dope gets strung along and drained of his money. Russ is unintelligent, gullible, narcissistic, and desperately thirsty. And the couple times that it's happened to him he's fallen for it with little effort from the fishers. I think the fact that many of his followers congregate here to follow his antics, and anyone who has fondled the feces with Russ have been dealt with harshly due to site rules, has really saved Russ from being catfished much. So he can't say the mentally ill trolls" from Kiwi Orchards have never done anything for him.
 

TheGreatCitracett

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So he’s conned someone to meet him?
She's a hooker from New Zealand where that's apparently legal. Somehow I doubt she's going to fly to Utah to bang Russell, but I don't think she'd have a problem accepting his venmobux if he's sending money to her. She can just accept whatever he's paying her, and never leave home.

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So in a way, Russ is indeed still getting catfished by a Kiwi, even with zero involvement on our part.
 

cogsworth

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"Maybe we can reboot the last few years and pretend it never happened."

Well, for Taylor Swift, it didn't. You've been tilting at windmills this entire time, Russ. Taylor is not in a war with you. She doesn't know or care about you, or anything that's happened on your end since you failed to send a song to her.
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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I’m still laughing that he unironically writes that he doesn’t get mail at his house because of trolls -in a legal document - and then just moves along. He couldn’t leave it at no home mail delivery, he has to slip a bit of victimhood in there.

Maybe the word stalker hits a bit close to home.

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Canine with Fangs

Casual Transphobe
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"Maybe we can reboot the last few years and pretend it never happened."

Well, for Taylor Swift, it didn't. You've been tilting at windmills this entire time, Russ. Taylor is not in a war with you. She doesn't know or care about you, or anything that's happened on your end since you failed to send a song to her.
I like to imagine Taylor hits this thread every few months.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

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Re: the prostitution case Russ is trying to insert himself into.
So Russ didn't like the plaintiff's "very expansive and vast" (Russ's words) motion that basically asked the court to make him fuck off in the case. He was given a deadline of July 31st to respond. He failed to do so.

But because he's Russell Fuckin' Greer, he thinks deadlines shouldn't mean anything and asked the court to waive it and let him respond in late August, almost a full month after the deadline in a case he is trying to get involved in for no reason.

His excuse?
View attachment 886593

Greer could just check the electronic court record and he would have known it was filed instead of doing nothing. And incidentally, Greer "realized" his mistake around the time I posted the response to his motion on the farms. What a coincidence.

View attachment 886596

Remember, Russ has all his vaunted training and experience as a paralegal yet can't figure out how to file and obtain court motions like everyone else. We random internet people had the motion in our hands before Russ could manage to do it- and he's the one trying to get in on the case. For fuck's sake, Russ.

There's an order entered but it's not available in the system yet. He might have gotten the delay based on my reading of the deadlines\hearings query but I'm not sure. If there's no other intervening events maybe the judge just rubberstamped it.

Here's Russ's motion for those who want to read the other parts. Left out the cover sheet and useless attachments. Included the process server's response.
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Aka "Greer is an idiot and lazy, and could only be bothered to take time out from harrassing women to file this motion now. But he's totally quoted a case where a judge allowed someone extra time for something utterly unrelated, so you've got to let Greer off with his deadline too. Now let the poor, disabled guy that no female will look at take his pride of place as the main party in this legal action, because everyone else involved is an idiot and doesn't have Greer's plights".

Jesus, the balls on this fool. Tries to elbow into someone else's legal case, then expects the courts to hold everything up and wait an extra month for him to finally get round to posting something (when he has time between harassing Taylor Swift and instathots). Legit question, fellow Kiwis: how does someone so dumb get such a bloated ego?
 

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