Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

DrJonesHat

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Also, what kind of therapy is that where you don't go in for sessions for a couple of weeks? Especially with a nutcase as our magical star buddy.
Some people only go once a month or so. Sometimes that's all they can afford, and some people only need it once a month. I seriously doubt she encouraged him to "reach out" to Taylor. That's what he heard, but what she actually said is a mystery. No therapist is going to encourage someone to continue their fixation. Maybe, just maybe she thinks if he sends the song and nothing happens, he'll drop it. She would be very naive if this was the case, but that's what I can figure.
 
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Therapist: Ya know Russell, a great therapy tool is writing. Some patients get a lot out of writing their feelings out without the intent of ever sharing it with the subject or anyone else. Sometimes processing your thoughts privately on paper releases pent up feelings. Many times it’s enough to help move patients forward in therapy. I highly recommend this approach for you.


Russell: Great idea! I’m going to write a scathing letter to Taylor Swift and tell her once and for all how she shafted me. I’m going to find a solid connection I trust to connect me with her. I’m also going to create a video for her because that seems to work every time. I need her to reward my faiths and this is the way to go. Writing! All she needs is clarification about our whole situation and everything will be ok. Thank you for recommending and supporting my efforts to get Taylor Swift to notice me. You’re a great gal.


Therapist:
 

Bamanda

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It's fairly typical for Narc's to "hear" something completely different than what's actually stated in therapy sessions. The undivided attention of a person really fuels their ego.
I think this woman needs to be careful. I really hope she’s not some charlatan who doesn’t really understand what she’s getting herself into. He’s created a version of her in his head and she’s clearly being ambiguous enough for him to twist her meaning to fit in with his narrative. The minute she says something that is direct and isn’t open to his interpretation he’s gonna explode. She’s definitely in for some scathing one star reviews, and maybe even a couple of videos of him fake crying and dribbling on his chin.
 

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I think this woman needs to be careful. I really hope she’s not some charlatan who doesn’t really understand what she’s getting herself into. He’s created a version of her in his head and she’s clearly being ambiguous enough for him to twist her meaning to fit in with his narrative. The minute she says something that is direct and isn’t open to his interpretation he’s gonna explode. She’s definitely in for some scathing one star reviews, and maybe even a couple of videos of him fake crying and dribbling on his chin.
Thankfully, if/when Rustybucket does explode she has it within her right to have him committed.
 

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Thankfully, if/when Rustybucket does explode she has it within her right to have him committed.
Definitely. The crap he's saying is what he hear's after putting in through a Russell Greer approved filter. I'm pretty sure his therapist, and I assume she's fairly competent, has already pegged him as a narc and is being careful not to set him off while at the same time trying to do her job as her profession demands.

The best thing she can possibly do is to try and keep him calm, narcs are notoriously hard to steer away from destructive behavior because they lose their shit if you try. I have no doubt she already has the guys with white coats on speed dial whenever he's in the office, just in case.
 
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[head tightening intensifies]

"Taylor Swift has paid off a a struggling fan’s £4,000 tuition debt and now we want her to be President. The fan, known as Ayesha, posted on Tumblr that her parents earn minimum wage and she wasn’t going to be able to afford her college tuition for next semester. Her mother suffers from kidney disease and her family were trying to take out a loan to cover her rent and school fees. Well, it turns out Swifty heard all about her troubles because she transferred 6,386.47 Canadian dollars (£3,900) to Ayesha’s bank account."


 

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[head tightening intensifies]

"Taylor Swift has paid off a a struggling fan’s £4,000 tuition debt and now we want her to be President. The fan, known as Ayesha, posted on Tumblr that her parents earn minimum wage and she wasn’t going to be able to afford her college tuition for next semester. Her mother suffers from kidney disease and her family were trying to take out a loan to cover her rent and school fees. Well, it turns out Swifty heard all about her troubles because she transferred 6,386.47 Canadian dollars (£3,900) to Ayesha’s bank account."


Aaaahahahaha. Another narcissistic injury to add to trigger Rusty's "PTSD."
 

12 Inch Taint

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[head tightening intensifies]

"Taylor Swift has paid off a a struggling fan’s £4,000 tuition debt and now we want her to be President. The fan, known as Ayesha, posted on Tumblr that her parents earn minimum wage and she wasn’t going to be able to afford her college tuition for next semester. Her mother suffers from kidney disease and her family were trying to take out a loan to cover her rent and school fees. Well, it turns out Swifty heard all about her troubles because she transferred 6,386.47 Canadian dollars (£3,900) to Ayesha’s bank account."


That was a genuinely kind thing to do and I look forward to hearing Russ's petulant entitled whining over it. Win/win.
 

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Well, now his whole plan won't carry out. She was going to legalize brothels, have a sit down with him to discuss cyber bullying and making changes to the constitution, and then possibly invite him to her room later(without any loser wheelchair bound mocha man present). Dang nabbit. How dare she?!
 

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I think after hearing the doorbell, opening it to see Taylor in red, Russ would mumble “Baby, I’ve been waiting sooooo lon... {groan} and the date would be over.

Double Dribble
We all like to joke about inexperienced losers spraying their pants when a girl so much as looks at them but honestly, I think that only applies to excited teenagers. In the case of older cows like Russ (okay late 20s, but still), I think arousal/erectile dysfunction is much more common. Physically these people are always unhealthy from shitty diets and environmental issues, and psychologically they're never in a healthy spot either because the closest they come to intimacy when with a woman is constantly thinking of her vagina as a high score to show up Chad. It's not easy to be horny and also full of resentment/hatred at the same time.
 
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So she's taking a break to do her duty to her country, how is that depressing?

That is, unless he assumes she's gonna die in the process, thus implying he either doesn't want to watch a woman he drools over die or that he thinks women can't serve as soldiers effectively. Or both.
I really hate to defend Russhole's assessment of anything but, while it's maybe feasible this early in the cycle, 2 weeks not actively campaigning can pretty easily kill any momentum that's been built up behind a campaign. So it's far from inconceivable that her chances at making past the primary are DOA, especially with her overall lower name recognition than Biden and Warren in a crowded and competitive primary.
 
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I really hate to defend Russhole's assessment of anything but, while it's maybe feasible this early in the cycle, 2 weeks not actively campaigning can pretty easily kill any momentum that's been built up behind a campaign. So it's far from inconceivable that her chances at making past the primary DOA, especially with her overall lower name recognition than Biden and Warren in a crowded and competitive primary.
That did occur to me, but if her political campaign is remotely competent, they likely planned how to fill the void with other stuff.