A lot of guys have this idea that any woman ever can be won over with the right amount of ______. It’s this weird belief that everything works like a video game, and all it takes to “unlock” the girl is the right set of inputs. As with everything he does, Russ takes this to the stupidest possible extreme.I'd honestly love to know when he got it in his head everything has a price tag and everyone has their price.
He has this obsession with thinking there is no such thing as actual principles, everything can be broken down to a discrete value, and he thinks he can haggle that down to something he can afford or what he thinks it's worth.
Is Russ even registered to vote? Is he a registered Democrat?I cannot wait to hear how Tulsi viciously discriminated against poor Russ, because she wouldn't immediately get on all fours for him when he told her he was giving her his vote. This is honestly too good.
Actually, I think when Russ is venting, ranting and raving, that's when people get exactly the RIGHT idea about him, because that's when the true, entitled, selfish, petty, childish Russ comes out.
If nothing else, the poor interns and volunteers should get a good chuckle. He isn't so stupid to think candidates read the general inbox ema-What the hell am I saying? Of course he is.
The boy barely tolerated his dancing hooker drinking on their "date".That’s actually a question. Have we ever heard of Russ trying a bar to hit on women? Or is he too good for that because he doesn’t drink?
I think it's his terrible social skills paired with his Media addled brain. Notice how Danger Russ always wants to be painted as the underdog.So why this Greer Triad of Woo: suit, flowers, dinner? It's it his Mormon upbringing? His lack of actual relationship experience? It's just so basic and yet he manages to fail spectacularly at it every time.