Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

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Is he for real? Is he so tarded he doesn't know this is a thing many people (famous or not) does? It's just a silly face, does he think people doing it are trying to shame moebius sufferers?
Something happened and now he's all pissy and assblasted. Maybe he received confirmation that his studly connection was hit by a truck. Again.
He’s just trying to get her attention. All his other lines didn’t work, so he thinks he can guilt her by pretending to be offended.
 

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It must be incredibly exhausting to think about yourself to the point that if somebody makes a common facial expression, you think it’s a personal insult.

But yeah, it’s always double for Russ. Everything revolves around him, and everything he does revolves around him trying to get 10/10 pussy.

I’d love to get a glimpse of another universe, where our same Russ manages to get a loyal hottie. How would he handle it, how would he treat her?

Would he get bored? Jealous? Need new stimulation or a different hottie? Would he try to hit her? Certainly he’d be verbally abusive and blame all problems on her. Would he force her into sex when she doesn’t feel like it or is on her period? Does he even understand women have periods and that can be uncomfortable? What if he realized that a super hot woman is just a person. That the heads turning didn’t give him the clout he thought, but were faces of surprise at the odd combo? That his career is not different because he’s banging a 10?

The one thing we’d know is Russ would take no responsibility for how he’s feeling. But how would he feel? Is there a chance regular sex from a ten is all he needs? And if so, when does aging become a problem and how does her sliding from 10 to 9 to 8 affect him?

(Sorry, this is what happens when waiting for an appliance delivery!)
 

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It must be incredibly exhausting to think about yourself to the point that if somebody makes a common facial expression, you think it’s a personal insult.

But yeah, it’s always double for Russ. Everything revolves around him, and everything he does revolves around him trying to get 10/10 pussy.

I’d love to get a glimpse of another universe, where our same Russ manages to get a loyal hottie. How would he handle it, how would he treat her?

Would he get bored? Jealous? Need new stimulation or a different hottie? Would he try to hit her? Certainly he’d be verbally abusive and blame all problems on her. Would he force her into sex when she doesn’t feel like it or is on her period? Does he even understand women have periods and that can be uncomfortable? What if he realized that a super hot woman is just a person. That the heads turning didn’t give him the clout he thought, but were faces of surprise at the odd combo? That his career is not different because he’s banging a 10?

The one thing we’d know is Russ would take no responsibility for how he’s feeling. But how would he feel? Is there a chance regular sex from a ten is all he needs? And if so, when does aging become a problem and how does her sliding from 10 to 9 to 8 affect him?

(Sorry, this is what happens when waiting for an appliance delivery!)
If he landed a hot girlfriend, nothing else in his life would change, even after he blew up his social media bragging about it and talking about all the FREE SEX he’s having FOR FREE like a total sex-haver, and how guys who visit prozzies are disgusting.

He’d treat her like a blow up toy, expecting sex whenever he wanted it and not understanding personal space. He’d buy her fast food and demand an immediate blow job as payment. She’d be forced to listen to hours of His Plights, but the moment she wanted to talk about her day at work, he’d space out and ignore her. She’d be required to cut ties with anyone who isn’t Russ. Forget having any man in her phone, even her dad. He’d throw a fit.

After nothing else changed in his career or life, he’d start blaming her for his life not magically improving. Eventually he would decide that the problem is he needs to pursue a HOTTER woman, but he still wants his plainjane 9/10 gf around in case he gets bored and horny. He’d throw a head-tightening fit when she refused to let him play the field and ditched him. Then he’d decide that a hotter girl, THE HOTTEST GIRL, is what he really needs to get the ball rolling on his life of success.

Rinse and repeat.
 

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I honestly always thought Russ wouldn't be a loyal partner, if by some miracle he got some instamodel. He would always look at the other models and thirst over them, because he will never be satisfied with anything. He's a bitter, egocentric, dumb and shallow little man who can't see anything besides looks. If some other instathot published a pic looking a little better than his gf, he wouldn't be able to stay in his pants.

But we all know he will die miserable and alone, so there's no chance of him being a sleazy little cheating piece of shit.
 

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I honestly always thought Russ wouldn't be a loyal partner, if by some miracle he got some instamodel. He would always look at the other models and thirst over them, because he will never be satisfied with anything. He's a bitter, egocentric, dumb and shallow little man who can't see anything besides looks. If some other instathot published a pic looking a little better than his gf, he wouldn't be able to stay in his pants.

But we all know he will die miserable and alone, so there's no chance of him being a sleazy little cheating piece of shit.
Russ is too selfish and entitled to be faithful to a girl, but all Hell would break loose if she ever so much as looked at another guy. He's such a skeevy, disgusting asshole.
 

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So did Russ actually have a birthday or was that just a terrible line? If so, that means he’s 29, yes?
 
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Elko is a piss ant, jerk water, fly speck of a town, even for Nevada. It's barely a step up from Ely or Winnemucca. It isn't exactly the kind of place a woman like that would live or work in, especially at the brothels that are there. If memory serves, the brothels there are quite a bit more low rent than the ones near Reno. And I highly doubt that woman is working the skin trade anyways, and Russ couldn't afford her if she was. He's got high class escort tastes on a toothless crack whore income.
 

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Elko is a piss ant, jerk water, fly speck of a town, even for Nevada. It's barely a step up from Ely or Winnemucca. It isn't exactly the kind of place a woman like that would live or work in, especially at the brothels that are there. If memory serves, the brothels there are quite a bit more low rent than the ones near Reno. And I highly doubt that woman is working the skin trade anyways, and Russ couldn't afford her if she was. He's got high class escort tastes on a toothless crack whore income.
There is only one place in Nevada a woman like Russ wants would consider, and that’s Vegas. They are not hard to find either, just go to any hotel bar and look for a beautiful woman alone on her phone, and if you have a few grand in your pocket, you might get lucky.

But these girls can also take a look at their potential client, act offended and leave if she’s not interested. And I think Russ would get as many drinks thrown in his face as he gets ignored DMs.
 

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I wonder the content in those FIVE emails... do he just repeat himself over and over with little variation?

Hey, I send you one dollar! I'm an aspiring songwriter with a career in law and a paralyzed face who's kicking his disability every day! Just sent you a little money to show I'm not like the other guys. I'm respectful and love you for who you are, not your boobs ;)

Imagine if some model gave him attention. What would he say then? He's boring, have bland tastes, doesn't have a hobby, friends, nothing. Rusty 100% thinks a relationship is just sex all the time, with nothing in between. He lived for almost 30 years and never tried working on his personality.
 

Kiwi Lime Pie

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How does he plan to explain that if he were to show up for a job interview? Just hope they ignore it and are scared to ask about it?
With the intersection of US employment law and the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), the official answer is probably the non-committal "it depends."

If he was interviewing for a janitorial position, backroom stock processing, or data entry/internet research, asking questions about his Moebius Syndrome could be off limits because the condition has little to no bearing on the performance of those types of jobs. Because his Moebius Syndrome affects his speech, however, questions about his ability to communicate clearly given his facial appearance would be reasonable for jobs requiring extensive oral person-to-person communication -- receptionists, secretarial, administrative assistants, etc.

That said, the fact he uses a picture that differs significantly from his actual physical appearance will undoubtedly raise suspicions during an initial interview and make any reasonable HR person wonder what else Russ is hiding or misrepresenting about himself without the need to ask any questions that might be legally restricted or prohibited.

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but if Rusty showed to his job interview and I was the person interviewing him, I would say something, in the lines of ''You look A LOT different from your profile picture!''. Maybe in the end of the interview, just to let him know he's not fooling anyone and everyone in the law firm now knows he's a huge skinnyfat liar.
Although there's no way to stop people from filing frivolous lawsuits (otherwise Russ likely wouldn't have a thread here), HR people prefer to avoid any type of questions and comments that could give someone the basis for a meritorious suit. So, they'd probably avoid calling a candidate a liar - even if it was true - and they'd probably say little to nothing about a candidate's picture looking much different than their in-person appearance.

TBH, all it would take is a brief, cursory interview and basic internet research to reveal Russ' tendencies to not be truthful about himself and his skills/abilities. That's more than sufficient reason for hiring professionals to recommend Russ not be further considered for whatever positions for which he applied.

lol at "I sent you a DM". Yeah, Russ, she knows.
Russ seems to not grasp that just because someone sends a DM, there's generally no obligation for the other person to answer it. His desired instathots could refuse to answer his message because he's not in the same location, he looks to have poor hygiene, they only answer messages on even numbered Wednesdays, etc. and he can't do squat about it no matter how much he wants to control them

The Village People song was basically an anthem celebrating that fact. In the Navy plays off the stereotype that sailors get horny while out to sea and wind up having sex with eachother due to lack of women
The Village People at the peak of their popularity wrote songs that seemed like ordinary songs to anyone naive or indifferent to the underlying theme whereas the gay community they were inspired by would see the songs as anthems indicative of their daily lives and struggles. One such song of theirs that wasn't as popular was "I am what I am," whose TL;DR message is "I can't help who I am, try not to be too judgemental" - something valid for both the gay rights movement of the time and any person in general.

It would be one thing if Russ merely enjoyed the Village People's music as being decent for its era. It's a bit hilarious in a comical way to see him totally clueless that both the band and its major hits were heavily influenced by the local gay community and its quest for equality and acceptance.
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