Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

RussianParasite

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It's been a while and I mostly just remember knowing pretty quickly it wasnt a good fit but going through the motions. To be fair the bedroom was situated in a way that when you open the door the closet is behind it but he definitely didnt walk all the way in. I do remember he was pretty particular about wanting something with a lease, I think even in the CL post he mentioned it, and complained about having been forced out of other places earlier than he wanted to be. He also stood way closer to me than I was comfortable with. I also thought his over-justification before meeting, like sending his LinkedIn before scouting the place out was odd. Otherwise nothing was THAT weird about the visit itself but I have a good hunch for people and something about the whole thing felt very off.
Thank you very very much for sharing your Russ experience.

I always love it when we get visitors/lurkers who come and share their stories with with us Kiwis. It never fails to disappoint. :story: :story: :story:

Good on you for seeing him for the crazy ass that he is, and I'm glad he didnt move in with you and your other female roomates. That said, there is a small, dark part of me that would have love to see the spergouts that this absolutely would have caused.

If you don't mind me asking, how did you find this thread and what did you think when you found it?
 

Pimpkin Pumpkin

Problematic af.
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Hi all, long-time occasional lurker here, but first time poster with a story to share. I first found out about this guy when I was renting out rooms in my house and he responded to my ad for a room. I hadn't shared this before because I didn't feel safe to do so until I moved away. He had an imposing stance the whole time he was over and generally gave off vibes that i didnt feel were a good fit for the house at the time. I had no idea about him before he told me the only reason I turned him away was because I had googled him (so obviously, I did). I thought you all might enjoy some screenshots of our conversation! The messages came from 2 different numbers.
You are a saint and I think I love you.

Russ never changes and definitely never learns. He’s probably having almost the same text conversation with a new lead right now.
And jfc, there’s something terrifying about how he almost immediately felt the need to list all the female roommates he’s had. “I’m totally safe, I didn’t molest any of them! They weren’t hot but I could’ve if I’d wanted to”.
I do wonder how he’d process if someone explained that he’d been denied something specifically because his entitlement and twisted personality were so off putting. How would his lumpy gourd make that about his disability?
 

DrJonesHat

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Can anyone confirm he actually is paralyzed or has some condition because judging by his behaviour and mentality I think this may just be his natural facial expression.
It's been confirmed by multiple people who worked with/went to school with him that it's real. He has eat like a baby bird and it's quite gross.

Considering Russ’ entire impression of other people seems to be based on movies, I’m betting he really thought having three female roommates was going to be like in the movies, where women all walk around their shared house in matching-color panties and bras or loosely-draped towels fresh out of the shower, and have tickle/pillow fights.

I don’t think he’d be happy with the reality of women in pizza-stained oversized tshirts and baggy pajama bottoms, scrolling webtoons on their phones while watching Game of Thrones reruns.
If he had be allowed to move in, how long do you think he'd have lasted before they booted him for being predatory? The fact he wanted a lease is quite telling, as it indicates he's used to getting booted.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit

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You are a saint and I think I love you.

Russ never changes and definitely never learns. He’s probably having almost the same text conversation with a new lead right now.
And jfc, there’s something terrifying about how he almost immediately felt the need to list all the female roommates he’s had. “I’m totally safe, I didn’t molest any of them! They weren’t hot but I could’ve if I’d wanted to”.
I do wonder how he’d process if someone explained that he’d been denied something specifically because his entitlement and twisted personality were so off putting. How would his lumpy gourd make that about his disability?
I’m pretty sure he’d completely dismiss it as a cover for disability discrimination just like he dismisses every bit of good advice and honest feedback he receives.

Best case scenario, he’d agree that his behaviors might have seemed entitled or off-putting, but they weren’t and it’s just because muh plights and now that I’ve explained how dare you not let move in...
 

TheGreatCitracett

~Spergy and green since 2015~
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omg how much like a baby bird and where does he get the prechewed food from?
He can chew, but since he can't close his lips it just falls everywhere so he has to chew with his head tipped back and then gulp it down baby bird style.

People have reported him being notorious for eating stuff like cheetos and making a huge mess.
 

Mary Lee Walsh

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Hey you guys I need to know if I just dreamt that russhole posted this because I never saw any discussion on this and I can’t find it on his Facebook or on previous posts but...

I could have sworn he posted something like “ZOMG I DID IT GAIZ IM GONNA PERFORM IN NEW YORK GET TICKETS NOW” or some shit like that. If he really did post this, I can’t believe how little it’s been discussed, unless I’m wrong on that too (please show me I am because I thought even for Russ that’s a whole new level of a narc high) and I would have loved to see yalls reactions on that post!
 

Mitt Doggy Dogg

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He can chew, but since he can't close his lips it just falls everywhere so he has to chew with his head tipped back and then gulp it down baby bird style.

People have reported him being notorious for eating stuff like cheetos and making a huge mess.
wow thats pretty nasty, I love how he always wanted to take dates out to dinner, you would think since eating seems to be a major fucking plight he would pick another activity like bowling or seeing a game or anything that didn't involve staring at each other while eating
 

DuckSucker

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It's been a while and I mostly just remember knowing pretty quickly it wasnt a good fit but going through the motions. To be fair the bedroom was situated in a way that when you open the door the closet is behind it but he definitely didnt walk all the way in. I do remember he was pretty particular about wanting something with a lease, I think even in the CL post he mentioned it, and complained about having been forced out of other places earlier than he wanted to be. He also stood way closer to me than I was comfortable with. I also thought his over-justification before meeting, like sending his LinkedIn before scouting the place out was odd. Otherwise nothing was THAT weird about the visit itself but I have a good hunch for people and something about the whole thing felt very off.
Not that I believe Russ is capable of being in a room with somebody without big upping himself or handing over a resume, but the idea of Russ just standing uncomfortably close to someone and just staring at them, mouthbreathing is hilarious to me.

Im sorry for your trauma.
 

AbraCadaver

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wow thats pretty nasty, I love how he always wanted to take dates out to dinner, you would think since eating seems to be a major fucking plight he would pick another activity like bowling or seeing a game or anything that didn't involve staring at each other while eating
Dinner dates are what he sees in movies and he bases all his interactions with others on the unrealistic templates provided by films. Flowers, suit, dinner, then sex happens. That’s how it always goes in movies so real life must be the same!
 

The Dude

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I think they already tried a surgery to improve his facial function, but it wasn’t successful. I wonder if he’s be open to trying another one.
Correct. When Russ was a child his adoptive parents took him for surgery to see if any function could be brought to his face. I believe they remove nerves from one part of the body and use them to replace the cranial nerves that do not function in people with Moebius Syndrome. It didn't take, so Russ "The Face" Greer is stuck looking like a melted waxwork.
 

Poop Chute

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I’ve often wondered, if he could have surgery to fix his face, would he? His whole identity is wrapped up in it. What excuse would he have for “muh plights?”
He absolutely would, because he thinks it's the only thing holding him back from a life of fame, fortune, and adoration from beautiful women/jealous men.

Of course even with a normal mug none of that would happen, but he believes it would and that's the fun part.
 

The Dude

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He absolutely would, because he thinks it's the only thing holding him back from a life of fame, fortune, and adoration from beautiful women/jealous men.

Of course even with a normal mug none of that would happen, but he believes it would and that's the fun part.
Yep. Even without Moebius Russ would still be where he is today because he's a shitty person with an awful personality (what little personality he has) and a disgusting mindset. Russ believes that looks are the only thing that matter, but anyone who isn't a childish, mentally stunted troglodyte can tell you that there are far more important things. Most people will overlook the physical if the person is intelligent, is fun to be with, has a good personality, has a sense of humor, etc. That's why you'll see guys who are overweight and not exactly studly who have attractive girlfriends/wives.

Hell, we even have cases in this thread of people with Moebius who found reasonably attractive mates. They might not be 9/10s, but still above average. But Russ is a turn-off no matter how you look at him. He's shallow, egotistical, self-centered, immature, unintelligent, smug, hypocritical, bigoted, boring, negative, cycles through dead end job after dead end job, pig-headed...he's just a shitty person and there's nothing attractive about him. In fact, he has benefited from his slack face because many people believe he is re.tarded and cut him a lot of slack because of it. If he had no physical issues then people would give him the treatment he deserves: they'd call him an asshole and tell him "Go fuck yourself, because no one else is going to".
 

The Littlest Shitlord

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Correct. When Russ was a child his adoptive parents took him for surgery to see if any function could be brought to his face. I believe they remove nerves from one part of the body and use them to replace the cranial nerves that do not function in people with Moebius Syndrome. It didn't take, so Russ "The Face" Greer is stuck looking like a melted waxwork.
Or maybe the surgery worked perfectly, but even then Russhole was too dumb and autistic to put any effort into learning to move his face. Think about it. Russhole expects great results with only token effort, but that just won't work for any form of physical rehabilitation. Nobody else can work those muscles for you. Nobody else can relearn how to move your muscles for you. You can't shame or bully or sue your own body into working properly; it's effort or nothing. The whole point of a surgery like that is to give you the ability to do something completely new to you, but Russhole keeps doing the exact same thing over and over for years despite a complete lack of results; does that seem like someone who would be able to make the mental adjustment to use his new nerves properly? I know it's unlikely, but wouldn't it be the funniest, most poetically appropriate thing if he really did have the biological capability to smile but his own asshole personality got in the way?
 

Whatthefuck

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Yep. Even without Moebius Russ would still be where he is today because he's a shitty person with an awful personality (what little personality he has) and a disgusting mindset. Russ believes that looks are the only thing that matter, but anyone who isn't a childish, mentally stunted troglodyte can tell you that there are far more important things. Most people will overlook the physical if the person is intelligent, is fun to be with, has a good personality, has a sense of humor, etc. That's why you'll see guys who are overweight and not exactly studly who have attractive girlfriends/wives.

Hell, we even have cases in this thread of people with Moebius who found reasonably attractive mates. They might not be 9/10s, but still above average. But Russ is a turn-off no matter how you look at him. He's shallow, egotistical, self-centered, immature, unintelligent, smug, hypocritical, bigoted, boring, negative, cycles through dead end job after dead end job, pig-headed...he's just a shitty person and there's nothing attractive about him. In fact, he has benefited from his slack face because many people believe he is re.tarded and cut him a lot of slack because of it. If he had no physical issues then people would give him the treatment he deserves: they'd call him an asshole and tell him "Go fuck yourself, because no one else is going to".
Yep, that guy who had Treacher Collins, I’m a tard and can’t remember his name off hand, but he was a stud. He worked on his body and personality. Got a beautiful partner and you really don’t even notice his face because his eyes and demeanour express joy and life and gratitude. He’s an actual disability advocate and gives talks about overcoming and all the positive things. Rusty could never.
 

cogsworth

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Yep, that guy who had Treacher Collins, I’m a tard and can’t remember his name off hand, but he was a stud. He worked on his body and personality. Got a beautiful partner and you really don’t even notice his face because his eyes and demeanour express joy and life and gratitude. He’s an actual disability advocate and gives talks about overcoming and all the positive things. Rusty could never.
And we can't forget Boxy Little Chad, the lad with no arms, no legs, and yet the ability to walk, dress himself, shower himself, cook, text, and drive.

God I love that guy. Hella ripped, walks with his ass muscles, thickest neck in the tri-state area. Absolutely gorgeous punim. What he lacks in limbs he makes up for in having captured my heart. Rate me gay.
 

Grumpy

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wow
So Rusty actually does try for all female rent situations, I am completely unsurprised. Reminds me of this other persistent ad on craigslist years back. It would pop up again and again with the title "Free room for the right girl.." Always with two periods. Unlike Rusty I imagined that guy knew exactly how transparent his creepy thirst was.

Welcome to being active on the farms, btw. Did you find this site because of Rusty, or are you like me and happened upon his thread after getting here from other lolcows?