Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Grumpy

A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be
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So Rusty actually does try for all female rent situations, I am completely unsurprised. Reminds me of this other persistent ad on craigslist years back. It would pop up again and again with the title "Free room for the right girl.." Always with two periods. Unlike Rusty I imagined that guy knew exactly how transparent his creepy thirst was.

Welcome to being active on the farms, btw. Did you find this site because of Rusty, or are you like me and happened upon his thread after getting here from other lolcows?
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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Hi all, long-time occasional lurker here, but first time poster with a story to share. I first found out about this guy when I was renting out rooms in my house and he responded to my ad for a room. I hadn't shared this before because I didn't feel safe to do so until I moved away. He had an imposing stance the whole time he was over and generally gave off vibes that i didnt feel were a good fit for the house at the time. I had no idea about him before he told me the only reason I turned him away was because I had googled him (so obviously, I did). I thought you all might enjoy some screenshots of our conversation! The messages came from 2 different numbers.
With enough distance and time between you two, these certainly are enjoyable screenshots, thanks!

I just love his reasoning that goes: "It's an all-female house, so I'm a perfect fit!" Such thirstiness, wow.

after seeing those messages i got curious and checked craigslist and hes on the prowl again for a new place to stay
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Russ: "I'm a very clean guy!"

Also Russ:
 

Bamanda

The hammer has got to drop
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Hi all, long-time occasional lurker here, but first time poster with a story to share. I first found out about this guy when I was renting out rooms in my house and he responded to my ad for a room. I hadn't shared this before because I didn't feel safe to do so until I moved away. He had an imposing stance the whole time he was over and generally gave off vibes that i didnt feel were a good fit for the house at the time. I had no idea about him before he told me the only reason I turned him away was because I had googled him (so obviously, I did). I thought you all might enjoy some screenshots of our conversation! The messages came from 2 different numbers.
When you googled him you must’ve been so relived that your instincts were working as they should.

I imagine any woman, or man for that matter, would immediately know there was something off about him. The problem is we’d (especially women) maybe feel a bit guilty about it, and think we were misinterpreting a feeling of discomfort about his face, which he can’t help. I honestly think that’s how he’s managed to go through life so far. People don’t feel comfortable in his presence, but they think it’s because of his face and so feel guilty and over ride their instincts. Big mistake with Russ.
 

bullseye3000

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Yes. Every completely normal pilot writes "I love you" in the sky. Every artist writes their GF a song. Every lawyer sues the one they love. This is what people do, and this is completely normal.
That makes total sense like how u have to push your off a cliff to get the soul stone

That makes total sense like how u have to push your off a cliff to get the soul stone
*push someone u love
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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How pathetic. 2017 he was in a “bad place” and needed a room fast, and it’s almost 2020 and he’s doing the same thing.

No progress.

This is going to be a lot harder when you are 40, Russ. No young girls are going to take him in as a roommate, and no men will either.

Dude is definitely going to be living under a freeway somewhere.
 

Whatthefuck

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How pathetic. 2017 he was in a “bad place” and needed a room fast, and it’s almost 2020 and he’s doing the same thing.

No progress.

This is going to be a lot harder when you are 40, Russ. No young girls are going to take him in as a roommate, and no men will either.

Dude is definitely going to be living under a freeway somewhere.
I wonder if his parents would take him back under their roof? I imagine there would be some sort of agreement as it pertains to his behavior. I wonder if he's too much of a sperg to agree to it?
 

TheGreatCitracett

aka Funkmaster Nasty
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I wonder if his parents would take him back under their roof? I imagine there would be some sort of agreement as it pertains to his behavior. I wonder if he's too much of a sperg to agree to it?
Personally, I want to see him show up for his hooker date and walk into the hotel room when suddenly the door shuts and locks behind him.

The lights come on and his parents, family and church are all there. It's a big mormon intervention, and he's not leaving anytime soon.

I know it wouldn't help anything, but I'd laugh.
 

AbraCadaver

Alpha Winner Deluxe
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Personally, I want to see him show up for his hooker date and walk into the hotel room when suddenly the door shuts and locks behind him.

The lights come on and his parents, family and church are all there. It's a big mormon intervention, and he's not leaving anytime soon.

I know it wouldn't help anything, but I'd laugh.
“WHAT THE FRICK!!”
 

TheGreatCitracett

aka Funkmaster Nasty
True & Honest Fan
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Song very related:
It's based off an urban legend where a naive guy like Russ meets a hooker at a motel and lets her tie him to the bed facedown. At which point she leaves, and a large black man wearing nothing but a batman mask and cape jumps from the closet and rapes the helpless john.
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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I wonder if his parents would take him back under their roof? I imagine there would be some sort of agreement as it pertains to his behavior. I wonder if he's too much of a sperg to agree to it?
The only thing Russ has going for him is that he takes jobs he considers 'beneath' him so he can pay the bills (and hookers\catfish). I have a feeling that his one positive feature is probably instilled by his parents and separates him in that way from many of the cows here (thinking of some like Jake Alley in particular) who do nothing and expect the world to pay for their room and board.

So yeah I have a feeling that if his parents were willing to take him in it would be under many conditions that would get him to leave as soon as possible- taking menial jobs, a budget bereft of venmo bucks towards camsluts and a promise not to get involved in any more legal spurgatory until he has his own place.
 

RussianParasite

Крым наш
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The only thing Russ has going for him is that he takes jobs he considers 'beneath' him so he can pay the bills (and hookers\catfish). I have a feeling that his one positive feature is probably instilled by his parents and separates him in that way from many of the cows here (thinking of some like Jake Alley in particular) who do nothing and expect the world to pay for their room and board.

So yeah I have a feeling that if his parents were willing to take him in it would be under many conditions that would get him to leave as soon as possible- taking menial jobs, a budget bereft of venmo bucks towards camsluts and a promise not to get involved in any more legal spurgatory until he has his own place.
It is funny, because I can see him generating far more income than someone like Mundane Matt does if he had a youtube channel or something where he just spergs out constantly. Just think if he accepted and reacted to superchats. I bet he could at least double his monthly income for awhile!
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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I think his parents would take him in, most parents do. Especially when they know their kid is “off” which they must.

But they probably would have conditions, being good Mormons. Job, help in the house, no discussing prostitutes, nor Taylor Swift, no trips to Nevada while they are helping.

Many homeless are out there because they chafe under other people’s rules. I don’t think Russ is any different, so he wouldn’t be able to tolerate it for long.

He loses so many jobs and has to find housing pretty often, and I suspect his parents already send him money to tide him over. It may not be on the regular, but if he gets in a bind he may ask and they help. He lives cheaply, but one of these days it’ll be too much. Nobody will hire him again or he won’t find a room. It’ll be parents and rule-following or the streets, and I think it’ll be streets.
 

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