Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

TheGreatCitracett

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RussianParasite

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I think he realized that if he did the Slurpstream it would just be more fuel for mockery and would be endlessly remixed along with his shitty music.
He is really letting his biggest fans (us) down with stunts like this. I still dream of a day where he is smart enough to stream and allow paid comments to come in. He could rake in some serious cash for the hooker fund.
 

Bamanda

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Meanwhile, in the real world, what actually happened was Russ the “stuffy law guy” spectacularly messed up at work (left a big floating shite in one of the gents toilets? Was caught putting a camera in the ladies? Gave someone a letter that wasn’t addressed to them?) and his boss told him to learn how to take instruction or he was getting sent back to the unemployment office.
 
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DuckSucker

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Russ is hilarious.

"No woman is out of my league. Because I don't believe in leagues."

- Proceeds to rate women from 1-10
- Immediately rates self a perfect 10
Its almost curious to me, like on what metric is he grading all this? For women it's looks alone, but how about for men, and himself especially? He calls himself hot but then whines about his face constantly, but does he count his face into the equation when calling himself a 10 or does he think having the suit and a "law degree" each bump him up a point, or what? Are there any things that could bring him down points, in his mind or is it like a tally system where you start with whatever but various things and achievements can matter, but only for him, or something?

Its something he surely applies differently to everyone. Except women where it's always just "hot or not", and it's always the conventional "model" type of girl, too, he has very narrow tastes and seems to have an almost autistically routine life.
 

Kosher Salt

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Its almost curious to me, like on what metric is he grading all this? For women it's looks alone, but how about for men, and himself especially? He calls himself hot but then whines about his face constantly, but does he count his face into the equation when calling himself a 10 or does he think having the suit and a "law degree" each bump him up a point, or what? Are there any things that could bring him down points, in his mind or is it like a tally system where you start with whatever but various things and achievements can matter, but only for him, or something?

Its something he surely applies differently to everyone. Except women where it's always just "hot or not", and it's always the conventional "model" type of girl, too, he has very narrow tastes and seems to have an almost autistically routine life.
He's always been graded on a "well, you tried" curve, and he still thinks that he should be graded on that.
 

AbraCadaver

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Its almost curious to me, like on what metric is he grading all this? For women it's looks alone, but how about for men, and himself especially? He calls himself hot but then whines about his face constantly, but does he count his face into the equation when calling himself a 10 or does he think having the suit and a "law degree" each bump him up a point, or what? Are there any things that could bring him down points, in his mind or is it like a tally system where you start with whatever but various things and achievements can matter, but only for him, or something?

Its something he surely applies differently to everyone. Except women where it's always just "hot or not", and it's always the conventional "model" type of girl, too, he has very narrow tastes and seems to have an almost autistically routine life.
He has two grading systems. He grades women on a purely surface scale of “hotness”, while grading himself on a scale of “inner beauty.” He has none, but he judges himself to be very complex and deep and full of hidden feelings and sensitivities, while the actor-observer bias allows him to view other men as purely motivated by base and shallow instincts, with no deep inner world of their own.

In a nutshell:

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thus he is a ten on his own personal scale, because he’s the deepest person he knows. All other humans have no inner world or sensitivities...but women are hot so they get a pass for it.
 

AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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He calls himself hot but then whines about his face constantly, but does he count his face into the equation when calling himself a 10 or does he think having the suit and a "law degree" each bump him up a point, or what?
A pressed, clean suit may make you look better, but a filthy, crumpled suit that smells like grease and failure makes you look like a drunk who woke up on a park bench in it, has no other clothes, and is probably mentally ill. He'd be better off with a clean pair of jeans and a T-shirt than looking homeless.
 

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