Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Clovis

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Becky is a makeup artist from Baltimore. No idea how he even found her. Same with Itxy. She's a trainer from Tampa.

Making a nuisance of himself:
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"Come get some ass in yo face"
"Only if I can smack it"

Gross. He can't stand a dominant sentiment coming from a woman - and a mere stripper at that. So he'll only do what she says if he gets to physically strike her. Pls Russ, just go back to the fawning faux nice guy persona.

Imagine him accidentally stumbling across a dominatrix on his social media trawls, his head would explode.*

*Would no doubt improve his looks, etc etc.
 

Crispeacock

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You lick Ice Cream, not fucking ice cream cones gristle, I know I know thats pedantic of me, but hes a spedly dickslash and I just like being annoying when he gets all "intelektual russells"

EDIT: Yes I know SOME people say "Can I have a cone please" when ordering ices, but generally speaking no one licks the cone its hard, you lick the deliciously soft whores inside! Might have been Gristle just got to me and I just wanted to punch the fucker in his rat face too.
 
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FernandoPooTragedy

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Seriously, how can he be THIS stupid? It was bad enough when he posted about hiring that big-nosed *escort* on Facebook, in public. But this? Does he not realize that these clubs have people to specifically keep out people who say things like that? I bet he was banned even before anyone contacted him just for those comments alone. He admitted to wanting to solicit and clubs take keeping up a public image as specifically NOT A BROTHEL very seriously. What a dumbass.
 

Toasty

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He thinks saying that an attractive woman enjoys the company of less than perfect men is a bad review. One would think it would make people feel she's more open minded, and guys who are self conscious about their body more likely to feel confident around her.
This is why this thread is huge, and not going away ever.
That and this whole couch drama, which is so farcical, a sitcom writer could steal it. It seems like something kelso from that 70's show would do. All of his friends, except for the smart ass stoner one would be trying to talk sense into him, the smart ass stoner one would be going along with it to see how far the stupid goes and laughing.
Unfortunately for Russ, he has no one to try and talk sense into him, and anyone who tried would get blocked.
All he has is the smart ass laughing at him seeing how far the stupid goes, and that's us.
As for me, I'm really hoping for a lawsuit for at least the cost of the "couch blanket" and "cool couch." She said she would need a couch to crash on, he offered, she accepted, she never said she was *not* coming, he bought a "couch" that he has no use for other wise, ergo, pay up, or come stay at my place and suck my peen in return for the favor of me letting you stay in my rented room.
I can't wait.
 

Cilleystring

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He thinks saying that an attractive woman enjoys the company of less than perfect men is a bad review. One would think it would make people feel she's more open minded, and guys who are self conscious about their body more likely to feel confident around her.
This is why this thread is huge, and not going away ever.
That and this whole couch drama, which is so farcical, a sitcom writer could steal it. It seems like something kelso from that 70's show would do. All of his friends, except for the smart ass stoner one would be trying to talk sense into him, the smart ass stoner one would be going along with it to see how far the stupid goes and laughing.
Unfortunately for Russ, he has no one to try and talk sense into him, and anyone who tried would get blocked.
All he has is the smart ass laughing at him seeing how far the stupid goes, and that's us.
As for me, I'm really hoping for a lawsuit for at least the cost of the "couch blanket" and "cool couch." She said she would need a couch to crash on, he offered, she accepted, she never said she was *not* coming, he bought a "couch" that he has no use for other wise, ergo, pay up, or come stay at my place and suck my peen in return for the favor of me letting you stay in my rented room.
I can't wait.
A Russell Greer sitcom would be amazing, though Hollywood would likely screw it up by casting Eddie Redmayne or someone to play Russ, deviating from the real story to throw in extra plights to garner sympathy, and have the character actually grow and progress (which we know will not happen with Russ)
 

AnOminous

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Most likely, but still, I thought they were sealed. But then, I'm not in the legal field so I don't know how it works. Maybe a legal Kiwi can enlighten us.
Why would they be sealed? They might be expunged if that was part of the deal, or they might have just been eventually thrown away in the course of normal business. They don't keep everything forever. But even if they were sealed, anyone who legitimately had a copy of it in the first place wouldn't necessarily be bound by that, or even if they were bound by it, wouldn't necessarily care.

Police reports are public records even if they're also sometimes protected by privacy or because of being an ongoing investigation (not the case here).

Whether or not they're kept or are available can be nearly random. There are all kinds of boxes of paper sitting around in government offices that should or shouldn't haven't been thrown away long ago.
 

Kosher Salt

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Why would they be sealed? They might be expunged if that was part of the deal, or they might have just been eventually thrown away in the course of normal business. They don't keep everything forever. But even if they were sealed, anyone who legitimately had a copy of it in the first place wouldn't necessarily be bound by that, or even if they were bound by it, wouldn't necessarily care.

Police reports are public records even if they're also sometimes protected by privacy or because of being an ongoing investigation (not the case here).

Whether or not they're kept or are available can be nearly random. There are all kinds of boxes of paper sitting around in government offices that should or shouldn't haven't been thrown away long ago.
There was speculation that, due to his age, the lawyer his parents hired might have been able to have them sealed. However, it was never really confirmed, just batted around as a theory.

It seems like the issue was probably more that a small town courthouse in bum fuck Wyoming didn't have the budget to get its archived records digitized and uploaded to the interwebs for lawsplaining any time this century.
 

theshep

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From last night's stream, Nick Rekieta is teasing an upcoming Greer stream... he's invited Sriracha to join him and they're going to reveal the yet-to-be-seen documents from Russell's criminal charges.


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I might have to get a TL;DR when he does the stream. I like Rekieta, but don't have time usually to sit through 3 & 1/2 hours of him reading out super chats.