Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

AbraCadaver

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“Like a hot tamale.” How is he somehow fifty years old AND from the 1960’s?

I do love his intimation that Elton John wanted to KNOW MONROE IN THE BIBLICAL WAY, because in Russell’s mind, that’s the only way worth knowing a woman. They’re not interesting people you’d like to get to know better on a personal level, especially not an iconic figure like Marilyn Monroe. They’re just hot and fuckable, or not and ignorable.

Russell cannot conceive of the idea of a man deliberately addressing a woman he doesn’t want to sleep with. That’s like ordering a sandwich you don’t want to eat!
 

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Let's say his dream came true and one of the female celebrities he stalked made him famous. He wouldn't last ten minutes in the music industry. They are savage in their criticism and Russ cannot stand any suggestion that his steaming piles of shit are anything other than perfect. He'd lose his shit and threaten to sue and get blacklisted and told you can't sue people for their opinions.
 

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Let's say his dream came true and one of the female celebrities he stalked made him famous. He wouldn't last ten minutes in the music industry. They are savage in their criticism and Russ cannot stand any suggestion that his steaming piles of shit are anything other than perfect. He'd lose his shit and threaten to sue and get blacklisted and told you can't sue people for their opinions.
Not to mention that ain't nobody got time to wait 9 years for a songwriter to put out 90 seconds of garbage.
 

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Let's say his dream came true and one of the female celebrities he stalked made him famous. He wouldn't last ten minutes in the music industry. They are savage in their criticism and Russ cannot stand any suggestion that his steaming piles of shit are anything other than perfect. He'd lose his shit and threaten to sue and get blacklisted and told you can't sue people for their opinions.
He'd get Weinstein'd before he got even the smallest amount of influence
 

The Dude

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Not to mention that ain't nobody got time to wait 9 years for a songwriter to put out 90 seconds of garbage.
Exactly. Professional songwriters are constantly cranking out new songs, several MONTHLY to facilitate their client singers/groups. Artists/bands who write their own material (like Taylor Swift) have around a dozen songs per album and release a new album every 6 to 36 months depending on the artist/group, and those are just the songs they decided were appropriate for the album they're working on. For every song on an album there are often 3 or 4 songs that didn't make the cut. And each song is going to be 3-6 minutes long to get air time on the radios, and longer if they weren't intended to chart as a single. And each song has completely original music and lyrics.

Then you've got homeboy Russell "The Face" Greer off in his La-La Fantasy Land, talking about becoming some big dick playa in "the Biz" and getting into the panties of celebrities, all because of a small handful of amateurish bullshit 90 second jingles. And most of them are the same song with some minor lyrical changes.

Russ thinks he's going to be filthy rich and household name famous. As a songwriter. I'd be willing to bet real money that Russhole couldn't name a single songwriter who isn't also an artist or in a band. Most people can't because no one gives a shit about songwriters. They care about the artists/bands because they're the ones who take music and lyrics and turn it into the completed song that people can enjoy. The artists/bands are what's important and who people remember. You didn't see girls hanging up posters in their rooms of the songwriters for New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, or N'Sync.
 

The Un-Clit

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Russ responds to black pudding with chocolate pudding.....

I honestly would bet money that he thinks "black pudding" is some kind of dessert concocted by the British equivalent of saggy pants thugs, "saggy trousers thugs".

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As a songwriter. I'd be willing to bet real money that Russhole couldn't name a single songwriter who isn't also an artist or in a band. Most people can't because no one gives a shit about songwriters. They care about the artists/bands because they're the ones who take music and lyrics and turn it into the completed song that people can enjoy. The artists/bands are what's important and who people remember. You didn't see girls hanging up posters in their rooms of the songwriters for New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, or N'Sync.
Good point. I honestly can't think of too many songwriters as/more famous then the people who sing their songs. Jim Steinman comes to mind, but that's about it off the top of my head.
 

The Dude

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Prince wrote songs for practically everyone who recorded anything. Of course, he was more famous for what he recorded himself.
Exactly my point. Prince was famous because he was an artist, and a highly talented one at that. He was also a highly gifted songwriter, having written, produced, and recorded hundreds (possibly thousands) of complete songs, the vast majority of which will never see release because Prince wrote them for his own enjoyment of it. He also wBut if he had never become an artist and was just P. Rogers Nelson, songwriter from Minneapolis for Pop and R&B artists, no one would have given a wet fart about him. He wouldn't have been the mega-rich superstar that he was. It is possible to make really good money as a songwriter if you're REALLY good and write a lot of hits, but you'll never be "buy your own island, several mansions, and your own airplane" rich like Taylor Swift or Prince.