Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

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he grew up in evanston, wyoming and went to evanstone highschool
are we sure he's 25?
 
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captn_kettle

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Quoth Wikipedia:



Ugh. It's going to take all my Kiwi powers to laugh at this sad case.

Russell is the result of parents knowing their child is disabled and making sure he fucking knows it. He may have muscle issues, but intellectually he is still the same as any other able-bodied individual.

There are several types of parents of disabled kids. His parents are the vegans of the disability world, making sure they shoehorn in his disability at every chance.

When you treat a disabled child as disabled rather than just another person, they fail to develop to their full potential.

The result? Captain Russell "blame everything on my disability" Greer. I bet his parents Facebook timeline (if they have one) is filled with flashbacks to when they first found out their son was disabled, milking the situation like the yanks do every year on 9/11.
 

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Wasn't the planet Sonic was on named Möbius?

Oh my god. It all makes sense now.

Jesus Christ you're right
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If Joseph Smith came across this guy, he would've have him beaten to death by his Indian esses.

Eh, I think the Prophet would have just excommunicated him and exiled him with few provisions.

Seriously though, with how much of a blatantly thirsty perv-o this cat is, I'd be surprised if he hasn't already been excommunicated. We Mormons don't tend to cotton to hypersexual perverts. Slack Face's behavior would be viewed as extremely deviant and taboo.
 

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Ironic how all the Mormongs I've ever met are anti-sex and this guy is all out and open about it. When's the inevitable excommunication and chimp-out over it?

We're not "anti-sex". If we were there wouldn't be so many LDS families with tons of kids. We like sex just fine. We just believe that sex outside of marriage is a sin, which most Christian religions believe as well. We put an importance on chastity, morality, and fidelity. We believe sex is a sacred thing that should only be shared within the bonds of wedlock. Again, a belief that pretty much every Christian religion shares, and many religions that aren't Christian.
 
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