The polygamist cult wouldn't let him join. They would call him a son of perdition. Those greedy fuckers would not want to give their women up to fuck with shitlips. If anything they'd cast him out for complaing about "muh disability". Shame... not even the cults would want him because he's too self centred and can't think about others.I'm shocked he didn't try to join a polygamist Mormon cult and try to find a harem of wives.