Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Here's a random Russ thing I made a bit ago.

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He can use it for his self-promotion.

Or include it as a poster with his next album.

It would also make a great endorsement for keytars once he makes them cool again.

I call foul. That outfit actually looks decent and doesn't look like it was laundered in a sink.

And there is no way that Ratmouth would ever look that studly on the best day of his life.

Now I want him to use that as his profile picture. The juxtaposition of that and how he looks in real life is amazing.

 

[Paint by Numbers]

Is this the longest significant break we've had in regular activity from Russ?

I always managed to miss watching the other big blows to his narc ego live so I don't know how long he typically licks his wounds after being brought back to reality, but I wouldn't be shocked if an actual conviction leads to the longest downtime we've seen.

I can feel the "off-season" vibes in this thread without milk from him. With the endless speculation we're starting to creep into Ratmouth Fanfiction territory.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

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I'm going to say that this story is BS. When Russell makes up a story, whether it's for his book or one of those scary story YT channels, they always seem to consist of "someone threw something at me" or "someone chased me."

 

[DrJonesHat]

Is this the longest significant break we've had in regular activity from Russ?

I always managed to miss watching the other big blows to his narc ego live so I don't know how long he typically licks his wounds after being brought back to reality, but I wouldn't be shocked if an actual conviction leads to the longest downtime we've seen.

I can feel the "off-season" vibes in this thread without milk from him. With the endless speculation we're starting to creep into Ratmouth Fanfiction territory.

Hopefully when he (tries) to move to Vegas, we'll get something when either something happens to him in Vegas because he's an idiot, or he gets in trouble for violating his probation.

I'm going to say that this story is BS. When Russell makes up a story, whether it's for his book or one of those scary story YT channels, they always seem to consist of "someone threw something at me" or "someone chased me."

I'm of the opinion he's lying because he can't drive.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I know Russ is a disheveled little turd who looks like he'd be easily taken out by your average housecat, but as people keep pointing out, guns are a thing.

If Elliot Rodger can succeed in killing seven people, anyone can.

Is this the longest significant break we've had in regular activity from Russ?

It has been a bit of a desert. He'll be back in full force sooner or later, though. There's no way he can permanently tear himself away from the attention he gets on the Internet, no matter how many good reasons there may be to do so.

 

[The Great Citracett]

December is also the month he's supposed to be auditioning for AGT. He supposedly had his video audition either finished or close to it, so it's about time to submit it and prepare for the reeeeeeing when they discriminate him once again...

And no doubt he'll post the audition video on YouTube like last time to show the world what they missed out on.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I'm going to say that this story is BS. When Russell makes up a story, whether it's for his book or one of those scary story YT channels, they always seem to consist of "someone threw something at me" or "someone chased me."

If he had a little more creativity and said something like, "Somebody mailed me a butternut squash with a picture of my face taped to it and a note that said 'HEY RETARD YOU LOOK LIKE THIS'" it'd be a lot more believable. But no, we get these lame monkey-level scary stories instead.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

So what's the new status of his lawsuit against Null?

Has he swept that under the rug when he found out he was in over his head despite bragging how much of an easy and epic win he would supposedly have?

 

[JustSomeDong]

If Elliot Rodger can succeed in killing seven people, anyone can.

I wonder... That one retard from ED lost to a couch, after all... The Supreme Gentleman might have just rolled D20 for Luck.

 

[MysticMisty]

December is also the month he's supposed to be auditioning for AGT. He supposedly had his video audition either finished or close to it, so it's about time to submit it and prepare for the reeeeeeing when they discriminate him once again...

And no doubt he'll post the audition video on YouTube like last time to show the world what they missed out on.

And then people can watch it without feeling like the AGT producers are picking on a talentless retard who just wants to be on TV. And because they don't feel guilty they're free to privately laugh while pretending they didn't.

 

[SojuDrnkr]

Nice to see this good old screenshot revived right after Russ's "song about body positivity" PR campaign.

Hey! He posted that because he has anxiety!!!!!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Hey! He posted that because he has anxiety!!!!!

And you can't be mad at him for things he does while anxious! It's the law!

 

[Constellationzero]

Well, if someone mailed him a butternut squash in the mail, it must be because they have anxiety. For such a malformed SPED, he sure is ableist.

 

[Hamsteroid]

It's the law!

Spoiler: I am the Law

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Well, if someone mailed him a butternut squash in the mail, it must be because they have anxiety. For such a malformed SPED, he sure is ableist.

Or Eichenwald-type epilepsy. You know, the type that makes you pay to have gay child porn made, or makes you dox an Oregon state legislator, and then claim to have no memory of it later. Or makes you do an internet search for Japanese tentacle porn to show to your family. Epilepsy sure is mysterious.

 

[Flatbill Oligarch]

Lucas has exhausted Spokane, he should move to Vegas with Rusty for the ultimate buddy adventure. Starring Jon Favreau, and Vince Vaughn with a jawful of anaesthetic. Money baby!

itd be great, Russ would show Lucas the way of wooing and suing and with Russels awesome legal knowledge and Lucas's welfare for filing fees and telemere science they would science/lawyer some girls onto their dicks in no time flat, get infinite money from winning lawsuits for discrimination, have Taylor swift as the maid and do hookers and blow all day every day.

or more likely they just both live out of tents pooling all their money going by Lucas communism where Russel's his bitch and they collectively blow all their money on hookers and takeout as soon as they get paid then starve for the rest of the month.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Nice to see this good old screenshot revived right after Russ's "song about body positivity" PR campaign.

That's some parody account right?

 

[Witthel]

That's some parody account right?

Russell himself could be passed off as a parody, and yet he isn't.

 

[None Drunk Username]

I really don't see how Russ would be allowed to drive given his moebius. Not being able to move your eyes while driving would be a huge hazard I'd imagine.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Are you kidding?? there are no women on the internet, except those on Tinder or Snapchat or name your ethot web-application site. Kiwis? why they are ALL men of course, that's why they are so jealous of Russhole's talents and good looks. There are no WOMEN here and you must be a mentally ill troll to suggest such a thing, all women are just waiting for him to show them the better life that only he, Russell Greer can bring to them, you hater!! RRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s true, I’m not actually a woman. I’m secretly three men in a trenchcoat sitting on each other’s shoulders.

Hey not ALL women are waiting for Russ! Only the 9s and 10s! Gross Fatty McPatties are not welcome and should not covet the Greer.