In the Wok
Because you don't live in the delusional utopia in Russ's head. Russ is always the sexiest, always the smartest, and always right in his mind, even when everyone around him, and society at large tell him he's wrong. Just look at his interview post- the first Swift trial. He said that the judge's ruling "Defies all logic", even though the judge went to great lengths to politely explain to him why he was ruling the way he was, the law involved and interpretation thereof, and where Ratmouth went wrong. (Hint: While the judge was likely too polite to say, Russ's issue was not performing fellatio on a shotgun barrel)I have seen that post so many times and I am always baffled by that first sentence. I mean, fuck. How do you even make a joke about that.