“Nobody understands how hard I have unwittingly made my own life through my selfish goals and disregard for the autonomy of others, Alison!!”
Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking
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Meredith Swift
just some rich lady's cat
I mean, according to his screenplay, Jews in the Holocaust have a cushier life than he does (and they don't even have to pay for pussy!)
Okay this is my autistic editor coming out, but do y'all seriously not understand the difference between literally and figuratively?
I think the point was made earlier that he waited until he'd unloaded his litany of complaints before clarifying that it was figurative*, in typical Russ fashion, maximising his "pity me" efforts.
*the word he should have used there, incidentally
My bad i just saw "tied me to a chair and beat me" part and went full sperg thinking he was actually trying to claim that. Thanks for sharing that pic though because "They grabbed my by the hair and dragged me the mud" is right up there with "suck me my penis" to me now as favorite quote
Yes, that point was made by yours truly.
To be fair, he did save the figurative part for the very end of his retarded accusations. Lord knows I've read something halfway and sperged out over a nothingburger a million times. <3
Yeah I saw, but deliberately ignored it in favour of comedy.
And yes, the real issue is that he stated these things and then added “...in minecraft” to the end like the fact that none of them even happened was beside the point.
NGL, most of the time it's better to do things in the service of comedy.
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I enjoy Russ’ bold new literary technique of claiming absurdly violent, completely unrelated and outright fabricated events, followed by “and this was all figurative, but you get my point.”
What point? I now have no idea what actually transpired, because what you “figuratively” said happened has no relationship to what actually happened, nor does it lead one to even draw any logical conclusions.
“The other day my internet provider came to my flat to do a repair and it was terrible. The service man held me down and chewed out my eyes from their sockets, raped me and left me for dead. Of course this is all figurative, but you get my point.”
“I was so mad at the bus driver yesterday because I wanted to sit in the front but instead he burned my house down and framed me for a child’s kidnapping. Figuratively of course, but you get my point.”
I wonder how he would react if Erika had put up a Facebook post saying, “I tried to get Russell Greer to stop pursuing me romantically and to leave me alone, but instead he soaked my car liberally in litres of his own urine and rammed a pickaxe through my mother’s skull, blunt end first. Figuratively, but you get my point.”
His point is that his feelings are really really hurt so he makes over the top physical comparisons to try explaining how extremely hurt he is emotionally by the fact people always drag him the mud but never suck him the penis
To him being politely turned down or made fun of by the farms would be the emotional equivilent of something like this
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Marshal Mannerheim
Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
I see. In that case, let me say that Russell Greer attacked me with a broken bottle.
What? It's figuratively.
He especially couldn't resist including shit like that in his book. He even paid (sort of) to have a cheap comic of Taylor Swift stabbing him in the opening pages. In his deranged mind he really does think all of this is equivalent to being told no, though.
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Another issue is that he does not use language like normal people. Someone might say, figuratively, that they were "stabbed in the back" or "dragged through the mud." But "they tied me to a chair and beat me" is not a figurative phrase. It's not a metaphor or figure of speech. It's just a thing you said happened and then subsequently admitted did not happen.
Kosher Salt
(((NaCl)))
Not to mention that his use of metaphors and figures of speech is fucking weird; he's always mixing them up.
Marshal Mannerheim
Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
I get the feeling that Russ genuinely believes that being told "No" to his gimpy face is just as bad as actually being tied to a chair and beaten. It's the "mean words are violence" mindset as interpreted by our favorite disabled songwriter.
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A transwoman is just a failure at being a man
If he was telling the (literal) truth in "they dragged me the mud" it might have inspired him to actually take a shower. And maybe even wash his hair! That could, therefore, arguably be a good thing.
Also, I love the phrase "they dragged me the mud." It's so very, very Russ.
Also, I love the phrase "they dragged me the mud." It's so very, very Russ.
Proofreading is for lesser mortals.
And while we're at it, he GENUINELY thinks that this not only makes him look good, but somehow this will "A WOO HOO HOO" Taylor over to his side?? WTF?
Why would anyone who sees themselves portrayed in that way think: "Oh,
, my agents are real dicks! I'll just call up this Fussel Mear and ask him if he wants to still go on that field trip to Cold Stone!"
I love how he went from "Taylor's evil agents won't let her get gifts from fans!" to "Taylor HATES me!" when told he was bothering her family.And while we're at it, he GENUINELY thinks that this not only makes him look good, but somehow this will "A WOO HOO HOO" Taylor over to his side?? WTF?
Why would anyone who sees themselves portrayed in that way think: "Oh,
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