Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

SojuDrnkr

You pissing your pants yet?
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It's too bad that COPS is off the air. Makes me think how (very likely) and hilarious it would be to see Russ taken to county lockup over a hooker.

There was an episode where vice unit did a sting in Vegas on the strip. They posed as a married couple looking for some fun through an escort agency listing in the phonebook. Granted, they were nailing hookers, but they did do reverse stings on the johns in similar fashion. You just know if that's still going on, that greasy gourd would wind up becoming another hilarious may may all over the internet.
And anybody who sees his mugshot and isn't familiar with the Russ lore will probably think he is either a) drunk b) tried putting up a fight and got his mouth broken.
 

DrJonesHat

Billionaire Proctologist
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I'd be pissed because I'd have to spend my savings on a lawyer with no hope of seeing that money again because some butternut headed stalker wants to sue me because I wouldn't do what he wants.
That's why Abraham was going to countersue. The minute someone stands up to Russ and tells him to cut the bullshit, he wilts. Swift's lawyers didn't bother the first time because he sued in small claims court. The other two times he couldn't even serve them so it was moot. He expected to walk out of the AG trial with a check and was livid he had to pay legal fees. He kept referring to it incorrectly as a fine. He hates being held accountable for his actions.
It's too bad that COPS is off the air. Makes me think how (very likely) and hilarious it would be to see Russ taken to county lockup over a hooker.

There was an episode where vice unit did a sting in Vegas on the strip. They posed as a married couple looking for some fun through an escort agency listing in the phonebook. Granted, they were nailing hookers, but they did do reverse stings on the johns in similar fashion. You just know if that's still going on, that greasy gourd would wind up becoming another hilarious may may all over the internet.
Does Vegas have "John TV"? There's some cities that post the pictures of men busted for solicitation. That would be hilarious.
 
Would it really be a fight though? The hooker could even be an underage teen and all she has to do is flick him off like the booger he is. Then, when he's on his back turtle style, either she or her pimp can just push him with the tip of their big toe and watch him spin.

Any TV writers on here? Write this down.
Only way he's winning a fight is by flopping over on them and crushing them under his weight

Edit: Thought i was posting in the Lucas werner thread, actually no he just loses then. Like even just ignoring the fact that he really isn't built for fighting he's so weak willed that he would give up as soon as they started hitting back
 
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Easy Peasy

Harry Potter & the Audacity of This Spoon
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Does Vegas have "John TV"? There's some cities that post the pictures of men busted for solicitation. That would be hilarious.
A cursory look on LVMPDs website unfortunately doesn't have a gallery, but my autism did find this fun little website that shows all of the crime incidents in a specific area for a set amount of time. This shows incidents within a 1 mile radius of the Rio, which includes Russ' apartment location, within the last week


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The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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I'd be pissed because I'd have to spend my savings on a lawyer with no hope of seeing that money again because some butternut headed stalker wants to sue me because I wouldn't do what he wants.

Maybe so, but I'm surprised the bits of Nevada that I thought had a high Mormon population are more open to legalised prostitution than what could best be described as a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Las Vegas was actually settled by LDS pioneers/settlers as a stop on the California Trail as they moved from Utah westward. Ever play Fallout: New Vegas? That's why there's the "Old Mormon Fort" there. There's still a sizable LDS community there. In fact, towards the end of Howard Hughes' life he would only have LDS businessmen working for him because he believed they were more trustworthy than anyone else, so they ended up running much of his business interests including his casinos.
 
Las Vegas was actually settled by LDS pioneers/settlers as a stop on the California Trail as they moved from Utah westward. Ever play Fallout: New Vegas? That's why there's the "Old Mormon Fort" there. There's still a sizable LDS community there. In fact, towards the end of Howard Hughes' life he would only have LDS businessmen working for him because he believed they were more trustworthy than anyone else, so they ended up running much of his business interests including his casinos.
That and that ghoul Rotface in Fallout New Vegas that hangs around old mormon fort is actually just Russell in a couple years, the name is 1 letter off from Ratface and the only reason you talk to him is to collect his hooker debt or make fun of his face
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Easy Peasy

Harry Potter & the Audacity of This Spoon
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I'm just curious how a city founded by Mormon became known for its temptations.
I can sperg for literal hours about Nevada history, but I'll give you the short version

Mining.
leads to money
leads to others wanting that money
leads to vices
leads to monetization of those vices
fast forward to 1931
legalize gambling

obviously a quick and dirty version, but this site gives a pretty interesting run down https://www.nevadaresorts.org/about/history/

Russ is a veritable petri dish (in more ways than one) on vice. I find him so gross, but so fascinating at the same time. Seriously one of my favorite threads on the farms.
 

DrJonesHat

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Dunno why butternut even uses a PO box. He doxes himself every time long before that anyway.

Yes, you can use a PO box to file lolsuits.
This may be an act of startling foresight on Russ's part. We know he gets fired a lot, and moves to be closer to his job, so maybe he rented a PO Box so he wouldn't have to update his address with the court after every move.
 

badboy2000

I plow hookers FROM ALL SIDES
Time to dump some screenshots. He hasn't been very entertaining on Instagram lately, but I had to post this now. I went to her profile to check for new comments, but they're all gone(she blocked him).
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Emails. Plural. :story:

There's also these. The no escort thing is because she has "NO ESCORT" in her profile, which of course is very baffling to Russell. And that's not her brother.
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Aaaaaand he's totally gonna audition this year, guys!
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DrJonesHat

Billionaire Proctologist
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Time to dump some screenshots. He hasn't been very entertaining on Instagram lately, but I had to post this now. I went to her profile to check for new comments, but they're all gone(she blocked him).
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Emails. Plural. :story:

There's also these. The no escort thing is because she has "NO ESCORT" in her profile, which of course is very baffling to Russell. And that's not her brother.
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Aaaaaand he's totally gonna audition this year, guys!
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Of course he's confused that she has "NO ESCORT" in her profile. He thinks all the models on Instagram are there to show off the goods before guys buy. The idea that a woman would use her appearance to make money but not sell sex doesn't fit into his worldview.
 

Hambubger

It's just pretend
Of course he's confused that she has "NO ESCORT" in her profile. He thinks all the models on Instagram are there to show off the goods before guys buy. The idea that a woman would use her appearance to make money but not sell sex doesn't fit into his worldview.
The only redeeming quality of Russ is that he doesn't pay for onlyfans, everything else🤷
 
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