You pissing your pants yet?
True & Honest Fan
And anybody who sees his mugshot and isn't familiar with the Russ lore will probably think he is either a) drunk b) tried putting up a fight and got his mouth broken.It's too bad that COPS is off the air. Makes me think how (very likely) and hilarious it would be to see Russ taken to county lockup over a hooker.
There was an episode where vice unit did a sting in Vegas on the strip. They posed as a married couple looking for some fun through an escort agency listing in the phonebook. Granted, they were nailing hookers, but they did do reverse stings on the johns in similar fashion. You just know if that's still going on, that greasy gourd would wind up becoming another hilarious may may all over the internet.