Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

I know a girl who dropped acid and listened to Beyonce. She claims she had a spiritual experience where Beyonce seemed to be in the room speaking directly to her and giving her life advice. I'd like to think Russ would have the opposite of this experience. Maybe he'll see Taylor ripping his beating heart out of his chest and stomping it under her high heels. Or maybe Ariana will be laughing at his stupid looking face and her laughs will echo around him, driving him mad...

That would explain alot about kevin allred tbh. I can absolutely believe he would spend his weekends doing just that
 
While I agree with earlier comments that Russ’s disability alone would probably deter the show from having him on to humiliate as the joke contestant, I don’t think that would be the only or main reason not to do so.

Supposing he didn’t have moebius, but still had the same lack of talent. Sure he could be selected purely for the lols, but wouldn’t the show do a bit of research first? I mean, would you invite on a man whose main claim to fame is frivolous lawsuits against people in the music biz?

A common pathway into the litigious world of Russell Greer is bewilderment as to why a man with some form of severe facial paralysis stirs so much vitriol in people. This is usually followed by a horrifying journey of discovery where, one by one, the veils fall away and Russell is slowly revealed as a monster, whose mangled soul is many multitudes more disfigured than his ghoulish visage.

Imagine a world where he appears on America's Got Talent early in the season. He doesn't rise any further through the heats but he gets some exposure. The presenters softball their criticism and instead patronisingly compliment him on his bravery and tenacity, and encourage him to keep working on his songs. "Never give up on your dream," he is told, by a lesser member of the Black Eyed Peas.

Russell, of course, regards any form of flattery that he receives from a female member of the panel as an open invitation to have sex. Perhaps he attempts to flirt with the female judges only to be loudly but gently let down - "If I didn't already have a boyfriend..." remarks a future recipient of one of Russell's sketchy lawsuits. Another female judge foolishly makes some asinine, self-aggrandising comment about "seeing inner beauty" that will eventually come back around and bite her on her $50,000 buttock implants. Russell bridles whenever one of the male judges appears to be getting too friendly with one of his new girlfriends, but manages to keep his shit together. Maybe backstage he comes on a bit stronger to one of the girls. Security are called when he gets stroppy. Russell's red jacket is torn in a light skirmish and it is an all round bad scene. Eventually matters are settled in private. Russell signs an NDA but continues to allude to problems backstage in his social media posts and names those who he feels were responsible.

The public response to Russell is polarised. Some cruelly mock him, or attempt to expose his past behaviour. Others leap to his defence on the basis that he is disabled and therefore a victim. #IStandWithRussell trends on Twitter. A disturbing new fanbase who call themselves 'Greerwives' begin to carve out a niche for themselves on the former Kiwi Farms forum, which Russell won as part of a lawsuit settlement.

Poised on the brink of success, dear old thick as mince Russell can't stop fucking up. He turns down sex with perfectly good looking women, who only want to sit on his face, and amps-up his stalking of unobtainable celebrities. He makes ignorant comments and dispenses wrong-headed legal advice on social media. He goes on Oprah where he won't stop talking about brothels. His supporters, who have invested too much moral capital defending him, continue to look the other way. His numerous victims are advised by their agents to give diplomatic, non-committal answers to any questions they are posed regarding Russell. Taylor Swift, having been told by her manager that she can no longer avoid a tête-à-tête with Russell, agrees to a conversation, via video-link, during the aforementioned Oprah interview. Russell, bearing a red rose, gets down on one knee and proposes to her in front of the cooing audience while Taylor visibly squirms...

I just want to say to the version of me who inhabits this superior, lolcow-centric alternate timeline that, if you want to swap places then I'm game, as long as you don't inhabit the reality where I am married to Jonathan Yaniv.
 

AnOminous

there ain't no turning back
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New Russ filing in his "lawsuit with" @Null . What an incredible job at formatting.

And such impressive due diligence at attempting to find an address to serve. "I don't know his address and some unnamed blogs (presumably from Samuel Collingwood Smith) don't know either."
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What "efforts?" The lazy fuck hasn't done shit. Note: he says he's made "efforts" but lists not a single one.
Instead of wasting his money on frivolous lawsuits, hookers, and Sound Cat Studios, he should try picking up a hobby. Alcoholics and junkies have better money sense than Russ.
At least a junkie who has been through withdrawal a couple times is careful always to be able to get more junk, no matter how fucked up the rest of his life is.
 

Rustled Jimmies

"I'm the Keytar'd Retard"
I mean, would you invite on a man whose main claim to fame is frivolous lawsuits against people in the music biz?
Russell would get exactly what he wants, to be judged based on his side of the story instead of his deplorable past actions that have nothing to do with his talent.

Unfortunately for him that wouldn't favor him better, he'd still be laughed off stage.
And then find a way to blame it on account of his past antics affecting the decision because as we all know, nothing is his fault, he'll always find something to blame his failures on
 

DrJonesHat

Billionaire Proctologist
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Russell would get exactly what he wants, to be judged based on his side of the story instead of his deplorable past actions that have nothing to do with his talent.

Unfortunately for him that wouldn't favor him better, he'd still be laughed off stage.
And then find a way to blame it on account of his past antics affecting the decision because as we all know, nothing is his fault, he'll always find something to blame his failures on
He's seriously lucky he hasn't had a chance to explain his side of the story to a wide audience, because, like most crazy people, he thinks he's sane. He doesn't grasp how utterly batshit his whole crusade is.
 
He's seriously lucky he hasn't had a chance to explain his side of the story to a wide audience, because, like most crazy people, he thinks he's sane. He doesn't grasp how utterly batshit his whole crusade is.
He's even more lucky he has his fucked up frozen face since it makes people think he's a retard. He gets sympathy and even the kid gloves treatment sometimes because of it. Otherwise people would immediately know they were dealing with a narcissistic Nice Guy and act appropriately.
 

Matt_Anthony

Socially Awkward Sex-worker
Male escort here who Russ has tried to contact and meet with several times inquiring over the past year. I don't know how I just stumbled on this thread now (googled his number he was texting me with). Something always seemed off and it never worked out with my schedule and today he got snarky when I called him out on going MIA the day we were actually supposed to meet in December. Glad I dodged this bullet. Trust your gut everyone and be safe!
 
Male escort here who Russ has tried to contact and meet with several times inquiring over the past year. I don't know how I just stumbled on this thread now (googled his number he was texting me with). Something always seemed off and it never worked out with my schedule and today he got snarky when I called him out on going MIA the day we were actually supposed to meet in December. Glad I dodged this bullet. Trust your gut everyone and be safe!
Anything you can share with us?
 

IbnTaymiyyah

Grand Mufti of Weaponised Autism
True & Honest Fan
Male escort here who Russ has tried to contact and meet with several times inquiring over the past year. I don't know how I just stumbled on this thread now (googled his number he was texting me with). Something always seemed off and it never worked out with my schedule and today he got snarky when I called him out on going MIA the day we were actually supposed to meet in December. Glad I dodged this bullet. Trust your gut everyone and be safe!

Not to be that guy, but I don't think it's a good idea to join a website specifically meant for making fun of weirdos on the internet with your IRL name and photo.
 

fnaarf

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Male escort here who Russ has tried to contact and meet with several times inquiring over the past year. I don't know how I just stumbled on this thread now (googled his number he was texting me with). Something always seemed off and it never worked out with my schedule and today he got snarky when I called him out on going MIA the day we were actually supposed to meet in December. Glad I dodged this bullet. Trust your gut everyone and be safe!
This smells fake.
 

Matt_Anthony

Socially Awkward Sex-worker
Not to be that guy, but I don't think it's a good idea to join a website specifically meant for making fun of weirdos on the internet with your IRL name and photo.
I am not making fun of him in the least.
Just pointing out that this thread detailing harassing/suing celebs and issues with brothels and female sex workers lays out every reason why I should have googled his number from the start. And just providing another first hand account/voice to the conversation.

Anything you can share with us?
Just what I already detailed that he basically went MIA on the day of our initial appointment that we finally set after months of missing each other...then when I pointed that out and due to other commitments I had I wouldn't be able to meet to at least the end of March, he got offended and attempted to insult me.

This smells fake.
Not sure why, yeah I just made this account, because all this final corespondence happened today
 

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AbraCadaver

HI MARISSA!!!!
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Not sure why, yeah I just made this account, because all this final corespondence happened today
Don’t take it personally, it’s just that we often have people sign up for the site claiming to have inside info on people featured here, only to turn out to be attention seekers and loons. BUT just as many turn out to be legit!

If true, it’s great you came to share this. The way we usually do things is you contact a mod to get verified and you’ll get a nice Verified badge next to your name. Usually they just ask for private proof that you are who you say you are, and they do not share it with anyone.

What did he say about “fat guys” and your reviews, btw?? I’d love to see your complete correspondence with him...especially after all of Russ’ thinly-veiled digs at gay men.
 

Matt_Anthony

Socially Awkward Sex-worker
Don’t take it personally, it’s just that we often have people sign up for the site claiming to have inside info on people featured here, only to turn out to be attention seekers and loons. BUT just as many turn out to be legit!

If true, it’s great you came to share this. The way we usually do things is you contact a mod to get verified and you’ll get a nice Verified badge next to your name. Usually they just ask for private proof that you are who you say you are, and they do not share it with anyone.

What did he say about “fat guys” and your reviews, btw??
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AbraCadaver

HI MARISSA!!!!
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Well that certainly SOUNDS like Russ...you know he has a habit of trying to book female escorts and then denouncing all their other clients as fat old men? If you’re legit then yes, you dodged a bullet, mate.

Although you likely wouldn’t get the FULL Russ treatment like the female escorts do...stalking your social media, warning off other clients that you’re now “his,” demanding you stop taking photos where you have physical contact with another human being...
 

Matt_Anthony

Socially Awkward Sex-worker
Well that certainly SOUNDS like Russ...you know he has a habit of trying to book female escorts and then denouncing all their other clients as fat old men?
I believe it!
In my opinion, anyone who has tendencies of behavior like Russ, and then moves on to make sex workers, is potentially becoming more and more a danger to society and can potentially harm someone that he is paying to be intimate with. This is why I thought I shod contribute, if however brief or minimal.
 

AbraCadaver

HI MARISSA!!!!
True & Honest Fan
I believe it!
In my opinion, anyone who has tendencies of behavior like Russ, and then moves on to make sex workers, is potentially becoming more and more a danger to society and can potentially harm someone that he is paying to be intimate with. This is why I thought I shod contribute, if however brief or minimal.
Well, we obviously have to take every potential source of info with a grain of salt, but this is definitely important info, thanks for letting us know, m8. And yeah he already has a restraining order a girl hit him with late last year. He’s on probation right now.

If you have any other correspondence you can screenshot for us, we do love obsessively tearing apart every bit of it for larfs :) we are dedicated Russtorians!

seconding spawn, I’m a lady and I’d hire Matt, he’s a bit of a treat ;)
 

Matt_Anthony

Socially Awkward Sex-worker
Rentmen (the site that I advertise on) and where Russ primarily messaged me from .. periodically wipes messages as it doesn't have space to save them all...but I can add I have a message via text dated December 2018 that says I should come Utah so we can finally meet
Well, we obviously have to take every potential source of info with a grain of salt, but this is definitely important info, thanks for letting us know, m8. And yeah he already has a restraining order a girl hit him with late last year. He’s on probation right now.

If you have any other correspondence you can screenshot for us, we do love obsessively tearing apart every bit of it for larfs :) we are dedicated Russtorians!

seconding spawn, I’m a lady and I’d hire Matt, he’s a bit of a treat ;)
 
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