Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak
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It's called a "harem," and I'm certain it is Rusty's ultimate dream: get all the hot chicks while the studs he hates have no one.If he gets with a sexy chiropractor though, Yovanna the Sexy Enchilada Lady might get with some other stud, and will never suck him his penis even though he wrote such a cool body positivity song about her.
More plights that Russ-hole must overcome.
I hope you get your lawyer fees from him when you get it dismissed.
I know, but still.
one of the practitioners there:These are the images rotating on the front page of that company's website, so I'm guessing this is why Russhole mentioned lawyers:
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Chiropractic Physicians of Las Vegas - Las Vegas, NV
Chiropractic Physicians of Las Vegas in Las Vegas, NVwww.finechiropractic.com
They're a bunch of chiropractor quacks that work for ambulance chasing lawyers. So either Russhole wants to try to file some kind of personal injury lawsuit but wants to represent himself so they turned him down as a "patient", or (more likely) he didn't do any actual research into this company and what they actually do and called them up demanding to make an appointment with another chiro "stud" to give him massages (like what he got back from his old chiro in SLC). He just assumed that all chiropractors were required to take all people wanting to be patients no matter what the nature of their practice is, and since they didn't take him it was obviously DISCRIMUNASHUN!
I don't fuck with instagram and it's a bitch to deal with unless you're logged in so I'm not sure if this is her or the other Sarah Fulco in (real) medicine but: https://www.instagram.com/dr.sarah_fulco/
She's toothy, checks out
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Failed opera singer turns bullshit "Doctor". Chiropractics is such a scam. Perfect for Russ.
Yes, opera is well known as a good background for a medical career. I wonder what other scammy things Russ falls for besides catfishes. He doesn't mention MLMs, which seem like they'd draw him in. I wonder if his parents warned him away from those. Am I misremembering or aren't MLMs big in LDS circles?
Russell is lucky enough to not know how badly debt can ruin your life.
He is still at the point he can spend money like it's water on stupid jingles in a desperate attempt to get sex.
It's not an easy decision to kill yourself let alone jumping in to a vat of molten metal to do it but he makes it sound like it is, he really doesn't understand how other people think or feel.
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Spasticus Autisticus
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Yes, MLM scams are rampant among Mormons and a huge number of them are headquartered in Utah. Stay-at-home wives are a big target for them, Mormons typically have fairly tight-knit social circles and their niceness makes it hard for them to say "no, this is a scam, stop being retarded" when a family friend approaches them about some "life-changing product" or a "great new business opportunity".
Is MLM Male Looking for Male? That seems like it would draw Russ in
As a guy who knows how Russ operates, I know there's got to be some sexual element to his comment I'd rather not think about.
And as a former boy scout, the only way he could have made Eagle is with tons of assistance/pushing from his family and church, and no doubt special treatment and allowances because tard.
Well, I for one can rest easier knowing that the Great Russell Greer isn't offended by something. I'm sure the rest of you are also breathing a sigh of relief.
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Has Russ ever mentioned being an Eagle Scout before? I don't remember him ever mentioning it, and it seems like one of those things he'd constantly mention along with his paralegal degree and his songwriting "career".
He's a Paralegal Scout.
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Russell claims he stepped in front of a train because Taylor Swift wouldn’t listen to his song. Being in massive debt is not comparable to the torment of being called “invasive and troubling”
Russell has mentioned being an Eagle Scout before, but it is very rare. I’m surprised he doesn’t bring it up more often, it’s way more impressive than working in an office. I’m sure it wasn’t too hard for him, he probably did a dance instead of tying knots.
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I can't actually remember if he has or not.
It's something that only 2% of scouts ever achieve. I've seen people put in on their resumes. Seems like something he'd brag about nonstop. But then he also brags about paying hookers as if that's a big achievement.
He's mentioned being a scout, I think, but I refuse to believe he's achieved Eagle rank.
I never knew scouts was such a big deal that people would put it on their resume.
Yes, I'm sure that as soon as Russell entered the lobby, the secretary started hopping up and down and shouting "ME HATE DISABLED PEOPLE!"
There's no way in hell Russell could have made Eagle Scout. I think the real question is whether he's lying or whether he's just confused about what "Eagle Scout" is.
As a guy who knows how Russ operates, I know there's got to be some sexual element to his comment I'd rather not think about.
And as a former boy scout, the only way he could have made Eagle is with tons of assistance/pushing from his family and church, and no doubt special treatment and allowances because tard.
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Leave it to Russ to commit Stolen Valor in the fucking boy scouts.
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