Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[Easy Peasy]

Based Jersh, based Skordas

 

[Turk February]

Why do I find people who have 'Russell' in their name being completely insufferable?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@Null this is just like Melinda right? He can't possibly hope to win.

Not according to law, no. That being said, according to law the court should not have granted the alternative service to Russel, so make of that what you will.

 

[Null]

@Null this is just like Melinda right? He can't possibly hope to win.

Never say never with the US courts, but I'm not losing sleep.

 

[7he47r0n]

That. Is. Beautiful.
It’s a legal document telling Russell “to fuck off, nerd” and explains the absolute lunacy of the “suit”, in general. He absolutely will not/ is not capable of responding in kind. Well done.

He obviously will reply, and his reply will be long, nonsensical, rambling, whiny... and absolutely beautiful to behold. Mr. Ralph may be providing the corn, but it is Mr. Greer who gives us the side dishes.

 

[Thomas Paine]

The Opposition to Preliminary Injunction was not posted. This is the good meat worth reading as a layman. It's very, very to the point.

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I am compensating my counsel for their services.

Judge sounds based af, wonder what her KF username is.

 

[Constellationzero]

Things like this tend to happen when you don't do any of the work yourself...

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That's a lot of words to say he'll be dropping his shitty music video dropping an auditory deuce.

 

[talk talk talk]

I'm a big fan of Skordas's sparse style. It works very well in contrast to Russ's ramblings.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

What is up with pro se being unable to state a claim?

"The lawyer who goes pro se has a fool for a client"

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

"Defendant Joshua Moon has worked hard to make Kiwi Farms what it is today and many of the users of Kiwi Farms use the forums as a safe place to express their opinions about various issues. In particular, the Articles & News section is regarded as a safe space for discussing various issues."

 

[sperginity]

I am compensating my counsel for their services.

I hope he is able to get russ to pay for that shit later on, its always a gamble though.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Based Skordas proving once again that he is the anti-Russ. I bet he had the time of his fucking life writing that as he sipped a glass of expensive wine in his giant house hundreds of miles from the Rio Rapist

 

[The Un-Clit]

Motion to Dismiss for Failure to State a Claim filed by Skordas as counsel for Kiwifarms and Null

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Based. Fucking. Skordas. I Love you, man. and I WOULD have sex with you.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Based Skordas proving once again that he is the anti-Russ. I bet he had the time of his fucking life writing that as he sipped a glass of expensive wine in his giant house hundreds of miles from the Rio Rapist

At this point, I'm having a hard time not believing Skordas hasn't made it his life's mission to stop Russ.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Didn't @Null explicitly state that Mr. Skordas was NOT doing it for free, and did indeed charge our herbalist overlord for the legal services rendered?

Seeing as he represented Arianna Grande and was running for some political office, that must not have been cheap. But boy did he fucking deliver. Reading that motion was the best Russ event of 2021.

 

[HomerSimpson]

Motion to Dismiss for Failure to State a Claim filed by Skordas as counsel for Kiwifarms and Null

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Based Greg Skordas.

What is up with pro se being unable to state a claim?

They don't know how the law works. Like not showing damages.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Seethe Russell, fucking seethe

 

[FEETLOAF]

What is up with pro se being unable to state a claim?

People hire lawyers for a reason.
If I had to sue someone I wouldn't know how the fuck to state a claim either.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I haven't thought about Russ in a while and coming back to this is extra fun. I like how Skordas continues to be his personal super villain. Great fun.

 

[The Nostril Whisperer]

This kind of stuff almost makes me want to become a lawyer and fight the good fight against vexatious buffoons.