Russell Godfrey Greer is a pipsqueak
There's people as hideous and unhygienic as Russ out there falling in love thoughto be fair none of these three dudes are anywhere near as busted looking as russ. first and third are pretty normal looking actually, only the second dudes face is kinda fucked.
There truly is someone out there for everyone.
Unless you're a litigious pipsqueak who can't even pay girls to suck him his pp