Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[Easy Peasy]

Speaking as a woman, you make a scene and draw a crowd. He looks so deranged and terrifying that it’s literally too dangerous to tell him off.

This is the Lucas Werner effect. Women he leers at often smile and look away. That’s a survival instinct.

Unstable men are dangerous and women have learned that men will kill us for rejecting them. So we have to either create a crowd and make a scene or try to pretend things are okay and then book it.

Russell is far more unattractive and is only 5’5” (I guess?) so since I’m taller than him I’d be more likely to create a scene and assume that would deter him from assaulting me. Lucas is bigger and his eyes are completely psychopathic looking. He never blinks and tends to have weird jaw movements so I’d probably just smile uncomfortably and move on as I feel he is more of a direct physical threat and given what I know about him. I’m not sure why I wouldn’t create a commotion with him but I guess he seems less imminently terrifying. Russell comes across as completely unpredictable and I’d want witnesses.

I’m interested in other lady-kiwis responses.

I wish I could confidently say I'd make a scene and tell him exactly where to fuck off, but I'd probably do the Werner approach, awkward politeness and retreat asap, which pisses me off because he doesnt deserve his behavior to be accommodated.

But before anyone slides in with " just tell creeps to fuck off", women have been killed for telling a man no, and I much prefer being alive than squaring up with some drooly faced retard when in reality I'd really love to punch it.

Sorry for mati.

 

[Constellationzero]

Speaking as a woman, you make a scene and draw a crowd. He looks so deranged and terrifying that it’s literally too dangerous to tell him off.

This is the Lucas Werner effect. Women he leers at often smile and look away. That’s a survival instinct.

Unstable men are dangerous and women have learned that men will kill us for rejecting them. So we have to either create a crowd and make a scene or try to pretend things are okay and then book it.

Russell is far more unattractive and is only 5’5” (I guess?) so since I’m taller than him I’d be more likely to create a scene and assume that would deter him from assaulting me. Lucas is bigger and his eyes are completely psychopathic looking. He never blinks and tends to have weird jaw movements so I’d probably just smile uncomfortably and move on as I feel he is more of a direct physical threat and given what I know about him. I’m not sure why I wouldn’t create a commotion with him but I guess he seems less imminently terrifying. Russell comes across as completely unpredictable and I’d want witnesses.

I’m interested in other lady-kiwis responses.

Middle aged here: I'd go off HAM on the greasy gourd. But I've had years now dealing with a lot of different "individuals" (I.E. tards, freaks, weirdos, felons, druggies, mentally ill). Anyone with classroom experience at the secondary level should have a story or two under their belts to back this up. Either a kid says something creepy to you and you have to "rattle" him back to reality, or kid says/acts creepy to a female classmate and again, you have to "rattle" the fucker. You have to. Otherwise they won't stop.

But I feel for the teens and young ladies (one of the reasons I follow this freak). For young people, one of their first jobs is a customer facing job. Either retail or restaurant. And GODDAMN, do the creeps like Russel Greer take advantage and weaponize that unspoken social code of being nice to customers. And most employers DO NOT back their employees up. I was surprised to read about the woman Greer harassed when he interned for the Attorney General. Someone said her boss actually had to go to his floor, get his boss, and tell him to keep Greer on his own floor. Yeesh!

And that is what women and young girls go through. Day in, day out, ad nauseum. But there is a light: Ya hit your forties. Suddenly things start smoothing out, so to speak. Of course you are starting to show your age, but that's a good thing because now you can conduct your business in relative peace. It's such a blessing--especially if you are married--because you can focus on life, enjoy your spouse and/or kids, and just...be.

But I would absolutely ruin Greer's day. Loud and proud. The inept little fucker would leave a snail trail of slime as he slinks back among the clothes racks at the local Meijer if I saw him bothering someone who didn't want it.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Speaking as a woman, you make a scene and draw a crowd. He looks so deranged and terrifying that it’s literally too dangerous to tell him off.

This is the Lucas Werner effect. Women he leers at often smile and look away. That’s a survival instinct.

Unstable men are dangerous and women have learned that men will kill us for rejecting them. So we have to either create a crowd and make a scene or try to pretend things are okay and then book it.

Russell is far more unattractive and is only 5’5” (I guess?) so since I’m taller than him I’d be more likely to create a scene and assume that would deter him from assaulting me. Lucas is bigger and his eyes are completely psychopathic looking. He never blinks and tends to have weird jaw movements so I’d probably just smile uncomfortably and move on as I feel he is more of a direct physical threat and given what I know about him. I’m not sure why I wouldn’t create a commotion with him but I guess he seems less imminently terrifying. Russell comes across as completely unpredictable and I’d want witnesses.

I’m interested in other lady-kiwis responses.

Lady-kiwi reporting in.

I'd love to cause a stink, tell him to back the fuck off but that's not real life. I'm way out of his age range so safe enough but for the sake of the question, I'd smile politely, look for the tard wrangler and gtfo.

My daughter is more his age range and her reaction when I first showed her a picture of Pipsqueak says it all. She did the repulsed face, like I'd just slammed a decomposing cat under her nose.

There is something about Russ, something feral that causes that visceral response. Every cell in your body knows to get far, far away. It's not the moebius. I know some people are put off by disability, I'm not one of those. This is something entirely different.

We've all seen other people with moebius and they all look great, it's not the same. They have light in their eyes, they look approachable, like people I'd say hi to.

Russ looks like he's missing more than a facial nerve, he's missing whatever it is that makes us human.

That was the really long answer. The short answer is that I'd be totally skeeved out before he so much as opened his mouth. He is literally repulsive.

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ looks like he's missing more than a facial nerve, he's missing whatever it is that makes us human.

Theory of mind, the ability to love, and the capability to learn and self-reflect.

He's basically a malfunctioning rape-robot at this point.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Wasn't the dollar thing almost a week ago?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Do you know how rare of a condition that is? It's pretty damn rare, most people don't even know it exists.

If I'm correct Moebius affects muscles, most notably causing lack of facial expression (not lack of feelings to express, just inability to express them). Russell's problem appear to be of more psychological nature.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Wasn't the dollar thing almost a week ago?

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1. What kind of schlubb carries a single dollar in his wallet?
2. How is it kindness if you said to him you don't have money for him, he rages, and you succumb and give him your drooly dollar?
3. Who would give money to a guy in a car, he has a car, he isn't exactly Oliver Twist. He should be giving Russ money, he looks homeless afterall.

 

[brittany]

1. What kind of schlubb carries a single dollar in his wallet?
2. How is it kindness if you said to him you don't have money for him, he rages, and you succumb and give him your drooly dollar?
3. Who would give money to a guy in a car, he has a car, he isn't exactly Oliver Twist. He should be giving Russ money, he looks homeless afterall.

I think he said he "found" a dollar somewhere and decided to go to the casino with it, but as The Great Citracett said, that was last week. I'm wondering if he went to the casino, lost a comparatively decent sum of money, and is rewriting history as "I gave a homeless man my LAST DOLLAR, so I had to go to the ATM to get more money for the casino and I was therefore I HAD NO CHOICE but to lose more money than I'd expected."

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I think he said he "found" a dollar somewhere and decided to go to the casino with it, but as The Great Citracett said, that was last week. I'm wondering if he went to the casino, lost a comparatively decent sum of money, and is rewriting history as "I gave a homeless man my LAST DOLLAR, so I had to go to the ATM to get more money for the casino and I was therefore I HAD NO CHOICE but to lose more money than I'd expected."

I don't peg Russell as a gambler. He is a cheapskate, he spends most of his money on prostitutes, or futile attempts to get famous, and treats famous women like prostitutes

Unless the cocktail waitresses flirt with him there to get him to stay and gamble and drink, I don't see him spending more than a dollar there to get the "vegas experience"
We'll know when a cocktail waitress hustles Russ when he inevitable rages on Facebook about how he spent so much money at the casino and she didn't fuk him.

 

[StraightShooter2]

1. What kind of schlubb carries a single dollar in his wallet?
2. How is it kindness if you said to him you don't have money for him, he rages, and you succumb and give him your drooly dollar?
3. Who would give money to a guy in a car, he has a car, he isn't exactly Oliver Twist. He should be giving Russ money, he looks homeless afterall.

What can you even do at a casino for $1? Play a single round on a slot machine?

For that matter, wouldn't the ATM fee to get more cash be more than a dollar?

I don't peg Russell as a gambler. He is a cheapskate, he spends most of his money on prostitutes, or futile attempts to get famous, and treats famous women like prostitutes

Unless the cocktail waitresses flirt with him there to get him to stay and gamble and drink, I don't see him spending more than a dollar there to get the "vegas experience"
We'll know when a cocktail waitress hustles Russ when he inevitable rages on Facebook about how he spent so much money at the casino and she didn't fuk him.

I have a feeling that if he starts bothering casino waitresses that the bouncers aren't going to "play nice" with him about it.

 

[moocow]

A stun gun isn't really a taser. A taser shoots a dart from a distance and actually can incapacitate at least some people. A stun gun has to be in immediate proximity to skin and for most people, it will just piss them off because it is some weak shit.

Stun guns are funny because people often don't know how to use them properly and they don't work reliably anyway. Those "internet tough guy" videos featuring people zapping themselves to prove their toughness and/or stupidity all moved on from stun guns to tasers years ago.

On the other hand, tasers are funny because cops have a tendency to treat them like Star Trek phasers set to "stun" and they sometimes wind up just standing there dumbfounded when they score a clean hit on a suspect who just shrugs it off and keeps on swinging.

I read it in Malcolm McDowell's voice in my head.

He was such a good sport about that guest appearance. I have no idea how Trey Parker and Matt Stone managed to get so many A-list celebrities to do guest spots on the show (or even play major characters, like Isaac Hayes' Chef (RIP)), but it definitely made the show even better.

Hearing Jennifer Aniston shout "oh fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it!" was a real treat way back in the day. God I'm old.

I wonder if they ever approached Barbara Streisand...

ETA:

What can you even do at a casino for $1? Play a single round on a slot machine?

On the strip? Fucking nothing. I'm tempted to say I don't even think the slot machines accept dollar bills anymore, but I might be wrong on that. But if they do, you're going to be playing penny slots -- 1 credit per line and 1 line per spin -- or you're getting one spin on a dollar slot.

Off strip, there's a little casino called Joker's Wild out in Henderson that still has a quarter craps table. Minimum bet is $0.50 to roll the dice (it used to be $0.25), and subsequent bets during a round are accepted in $0.25 increments. 10X odds too, which beats some of the strip casinos. They even provide good (frequent) drink service despite the low minimums because the table still draws degenerate gamblers who feed it hundreds of dollars per hour and subsidized my free drinks when I used to drop in occasionally. If you weren't a complete retard, you could easily make $20 last at least an hour. It was so fucking fun because the stakes were so low (for me, anyway).

Russell probably wouldn't enjoy it too much. I suspect craps would confuse the shit out of him for one thing, and for another it's a very social game (because most players understand it's "everyone versus the house" and not "everyone versus each other") with all sorts of fun little quirks (like the dealers loudly pointing it out whenever someone shoots "from the don'ts" so everybody can heckle him a bit). The minute somebody playfully poked fun at him for anything (a particularly dumb bet, screwing up a dice throw, playing the "dark side," leaving a winning bet up by accident and losing it on the next throw, spilling a drink, rolling snake eyes, all sorts of stuff) he'd immediately run away and complain online about how mean those evil bigot gamblers were and how awful the casino is for allowing them to get away with it.

For that matter, wouldn't the ATM fee to get more cash be more than a dollar?

lol dude they'll cash fucking payroll checks for free because they know a good portion of the people who use that service are just going to give it all back within a few hours because they have no self control. They happily cash unemployment, social security, SSI, disability, tax refund, stimulus and other government checks too.

I have a feeling that if he starts bothering casino waitresses that the bouncers aren't going to "play nice" with him about it.

Yeah. That's the kind of thing that can earn you a visit to the "back room" if you do it often enough.

 

[TaterBot]

Don't they wear masks in Utah? Why isn't he wearing a mask? All day, everyday, everywhere. Preferably coated with Vicks Vaporub inside and out.

 

[Ralph Cifaretto]

This comes up to you in the supermarket and says "You're eyes are reassuring" wdyd?

How many times do we think he'd be willing to repeat himself in this scenario? There's no way anyone here would understand what he was saying without giving him your full attention and even then I still think it would be a tough ask without him repeating himself multiple times.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Don't they wear masks in Utah? Why isn't he wearing a mask? All day, everyday, everywhere. Preferably coated with Vicks Vaporub inside and out.

Yes, most of us do in Utah. However Russ moved to Las Vegas right around Christmas time.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I wish I could confidently say I'd make a scene and tell him exactly where to fuck off, but I'd probably do the Werner approach, awkward politeness and retreat asap, which pisses me off because he doesnt deserve his behavior to be accommodated.

But before anyone slides in with " just tell creeps to fuck off", women have been killed for telling a man no, and I much prefer being alive than squaring up with some drooly faced retard when in reality I'd really love to punch it.

Sorry for mati.

I wore a fake wedding ring in my single periods, that seemed to keep weirdos from bothering me. And the places I worked at had good security and took care of female employees if one of us got pestered by a creep.
But I'm older now, and have no tolerance for some creeps bullshit, and will tell them off if I see them bothering a young woman as well.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I wore a fake wedding ring in my single periods, that seemed to keep weirdos from bothering me. And the places I worked at had good security and took care of female employees if one of us got pestered by a creep.
But I'm older now, and have no tolerance for some creeps bullshit, and will tell them off if I see them bothering a young woman as well.

I've done the ring thing. It does help, but it's so annoying that guys only seem to understand no in terms of other man is already there, not no I'm not fucking interested.

I'm out of the age range most go for now, thank god, and have perfected the murder strut and bitch face, but occasionally someone tries anyway

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I’m interested in other lady-kiwis responses.

I'd probably say "uh, thanks" and walk away. But I'm also taller than Rusty and I'm not a 9 or a 10, so he'd never approach me anyway.

I've done the ring thing. It does help, but it's so annoying that guys only seem to understand no in terms of other man is already there, not no I'm not fucking interested.

I'm out of the age range most go for now, thank god, and have perfected the murder strut and bitch face, but occasionally someone tries anyway

Ditto. I perfected my active bitch face and already have resting bitch face, so I have to make an effort to look approachable at work and elsewhere.

 

[AnOminous]

I wore a fake wedding ring in my single periods, that seemed to keep weirdos from bothering me.

No true creep would be deterred by a wedding ring.

 

[Constellationzero]

Yeah, you shouldn't have to wear a fake wedding ring like that. But even in the Year of Our Lord, Current, you still have to break it down for people who think this isn't a big deal, or wonder out loud why you can't just say "No."

Innocent Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Pipsqueak: You don't have a duty to him. You should date around.
Innocent Woman: I'm just not looking for a relationship at this moment.
Pipsqueak: Great! So we should meet up and hang out. I'll buy you a shake.
Innocent Woman: I'm busy all week.
Pipsqueak: But you're not busy Saturday or Sunday. How about Saturday. I'll put you down for Saturday. I'll buy you a shake!
Innocent Woman: I'm actually a lesbian.
Pipsqueak: I'll watch. (Note I said I'll watch, not Can I watch. Men usually TELL US, they don't ask us.)
Innocent Woman: I'm on my period.
Pipsqueak: But your face isn't. Neither is your mouth.
Innocent Woman: I have AIDS
Pipsqueak: I'm not buttfucking you, sugartits! Whaddayah think I'm gay?
Innocent Woman: FUCK OFF!
(Butternut produces his stun gun)

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

When it comes to disabled incels, they all seem to fall in one of two categories. We have incels like Rusty and The Wern who rage about not getting laid, but at the same time, they have no other "productive" hobbies to occupy their time with. Then you have incels like Jared Cheeseman and Elie Barnes, who while will rage, have a specific obsession that overrides their need to get laid, whether it be pro wrestling or model trains respectively.

I'm starting to think that autism isn't a thing for Rusty. He's just a stupidly horny troglodyte with no outlet for his energy. That's unless his autistic obsession is sex.