Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

The Great Citracett

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Pretty sure the Cheyenne he's talking about is her friend and teammate, another girl Russ doesn't know and will never meet.

But she's still bad news bears.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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I've done the ring thing. It does help, but it's so annoying that guys only seem to understand no in terms of other man is already there, not no I'm not fucking interested.

I'm out of the age range most go for now, thank god, and have perfected the murder strut and bitch face, but occasionally someone tries anyway

Ironically, I found that women were all of a sudden very interested once I got married and was wearing a wedding ring. I guess a guy being taken means he must be worth something, at least to a certain set of women. I even had an old friend of my wifes outright offer an affair, just to fuck with my wife and try to take something she had.

Some people just suck, period.
 

DrJonesHat

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Pretty sure the Cheyenne he's talking about is her friend and teammate, another girl Russ doesn't know and will never meet.

But she's still bad news bears.
I'm sure she listens to unsolicited comments about who she should have as friends from randos on the internet. I know I get all my life advice from Facebook.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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I'd probably say "uh, thanks" and walk away. But I'm also taller than Rusty and I'm not a 9 or a 10, so he'd never approach me anyway.


Ditto. I perfected my active bitch face and already have resting bitch face, so I have to make an effort to look approachable at work and elsewhere.
I have an excellent RBF to the point I was considered stuck-up, but I didn't care.
And it was annoying to wear a fake ring, but I wanted to be left alone.
I never had to deal with someone as persistent as the Pipsqueak though, and I aged out of his limit long before the internet came along.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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Maybe if Russtard took a shower once every 7 months,the strip wouldn't smell so bad.
If he ever got out of line with a waitress,The bouncers would throw him out on his ass head first.
Makes me think of the scene in Casino where DeNiro's character tells security to throw the sock-wearing guy out headfirst.
"Use his head to open the door!"
 

StraightShooter2

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I've done the ring thing. It does help, but it's so annoying that guys only seem to understand no in terms of other man is already there, not no I'm not fucking interested.

I'm out of the age range most go for now, thank god, and have perfected the murder strut and bitch face, but occasionally someone tries anyway

Yeah, you shouldn't have to wear a fake wedding ring like that. But even in the Year of Our Lord, Current, you still have to break it down for people who think this isn't a big deal, or wonder out loud why you can't just say "No."

Innocent Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Pipsqueak: You don't have a duty to him. You should date around.
Innocent Woman: I'm just not looking for a relationship at this moment.
Pipsqueak: Great! So we should meet up and hang out. I'll buy you a shake.
Innocent Woman: I'm busy all week.
Pipsqueak: But you're not busy Saturday or Sunday. How about Saturday. I'll put you down for Saturday. I'll buy you a shake!
Innocent Woman: I'm actually a lesbian.
Pipsqueak: I'll watch. (Note I said I'll watch, not Can I watch. Men usually TELL US, they don't ask us.)
Innocent Woman: I'm on my period.
Pipsqueak: But your face isn't. Neither is your mouth.
Innocent Woman: I have AIDS
Pipsqueak: I'm not buttfucking you, sugartits! Whaddayah think I'm gay?
Innocent Woman: FUCK OFF!
(Butternut produces his stun gun)'
I never ask more than 2, or 3 times at max - anything beyond that is just bad form and way to venture into pestering and harassment.

Though that makes me wonder how many times Russ tried to contact Erika after she told him she had a boyfriend (the criminal accusations said that he was messaging her with multiple FB accounts and fake cell phone numbers even after she had blocked him and his number).
 

Cheesegirl78

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I know it isn't physically possible, but I'd love to see a timeline where some guy beats the breaks off butternut so hard, it fixes his face.

I thought Erika had mentioned either in messages or during one of those hearings that Russell showed up at her house and threatened to kill hisself suicide baited.
I would pay good money to see him thrown out of a casino headfirst for harassing a cocktail waitress.
Not that I WANT to see a waitress pestered by him, but we all know it's gonna happen sooner or later.

And what sort of drink would he order in a casino? Chocolate milk?
 

The Dude

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For all Russhole's talk about being a "big fish in a small pond" when he was living in Salt Lake, he really is naive about living in cities. He's only lived in safe, low-crime areas like Salt Lake County and Evanston, Wyoming, and has no idea what life is like elsewhere in the country. Especially in urban areas. He spent a small time in the Phoenix area during his mission, but he was sheltered the whole time because of the way missionary life is. And, yeah, parts of Vegas have a very distinctive bad odor, especially around the Strip. Part of it is all the literal TONS of garbage generated from catering to thousands of people all day, everyday, and part of it is because of the concentrated sewage system along the Strip to support all the casinos and resorts. There really isn't any way for the city to solve that aside from permanently shutting everything down, and that would be suicide for not only the city, but the state of Nevada since Las Vegas is their biggest revenue generator along with the military. Anyone with half a brain understands this.
 

TractorGirl

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Though that makes me wonder how many times Russ tried to contact Erika after she told him she had a boyfriend (the criminal accusations said that he was messaging her with multiple FB accounts and fake cell phone numbers even after she had blocked him and his number).
I’ve wondered how stalkerish he gets too. For it to be enough of a problem that the police took it seriously and it ended up in court, it must have been a fair amount.
 

Chungus

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Featured on Apr 27, 2021 at 2:07 AM: Russell Greer made an entire music video for his creepy ass song.
Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Massa's Little Buckie

👨‍👧👼🍼On my knees for massa~ 🧔🏻🦯🙈🙉🙊
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Not only did he whitewash Yovanna, this is recorded in some European shithole.

It has a couple of typos. So much for high production value lmao. His audio sounds like shit as well, aside from his slurping. Instead of recording his appearance on a better camera, he uses his phone. Very professional.
 
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