Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[Spawn]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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So this is what the goverment is using to torture people at gitmo now? No but seriously this is an abomination. I never thought id see something worse than chris chans captains log from tard trek but here we fucking are. *edit* just heard him speak good lord it sounds like his mouth is full of peanut butter and molasses. Even with the subtitles i could barely comprehend what he said something about liking chocolate looking into mirrors and being a huge faggy bitch?

 

[Pip Squeak]

He needs to post it to instagram quick. He's already lost more than 50 of his paid followers overnight.

And Yovanna still won't follow him back.

I give it two weeks until Yovanna is declared a bitch.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Funny how Russ always makes such a big thing about saying THANK YOU to whatever model/singer/stripper/cheerleader he's woo-hoo-hoo-ing. It's always a big THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU FOR INSPIRING ME THANK YOU now notice me and suck me my penis I said the magic thank you word now you have to do what I asked or I'll sue you for disability discrimination ps THANK YOU.

What a transparent creep.

Lessons Russ still hasn't learnt: asking a female out publically in a shitty attempt to put pressure on them just makes you look like a chump, especially when she ignores you and you publically freak out afterwards. I'm sure Russ hass seen the "inspiring" clips of a guy asking his girl out live on tv, or during the half-time break at the football etc, and thought the same crowd pressure to say yes would work for him. Unfortunately, as other Kiwis have pointed out, Russ is both repulsive and horrifying even if you don't know his past history of harassments. Joe Public is far more likely to suss out that this is a shitty attempt to bully a female into a date than they are to chant "say yes!" and go "awww!" when she does. That's not down to his facial disability, but because Russ's slimy, sexist attitudes are blaring from every enlarged pore. Russ is a walking advertisement for everything not to do if you want to woo (-hoo-hoo) a woman.

Wherever Fiverr music video model lives looks pretty beautiful, though. Croatia, maybe? She's far, far away from Russell Greer, that's the main thing.

ps: COPYRIGHTED 2021 so you can't repost Russ's shitty video anywhere where peoole will say mean things about it. Did I mention I face bullying and trolls?

This whole debacle is When Yovanna utterly ignores him, Russ is gonna rage like a chimp with a sore arse. He made efforts! He spent money! Yovanna owes him big time, now! *sad trombone noise*

 

[The Great Citracett]

I give it two weeks until Yovanna is declared a bitch.

Especially after he made the courageous effort to send her a DM, and then tagged her in the comments to let her know that he sent her that DM.

 

[AnOminous]

His face is literally glistening from either sweat or oily skin, his flesh tone looks like he's got some terminal disease, and his hair looks like you could lube a couple of 1950s Buicks with all the grease in it.

That's because he's a degenerate who uses FOP instead of being a patrician Dapper Dan man.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Especially after he made the courageous effort to send her a DM, and then tagged her in the comments to let her know that he sent her that DM.

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This is why he's sure she has his number. It'll be so easy for her go dredge it up because nobody else ever sends fan mail and she'll definitely remember who he is anyway.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This is why he's sure she has his number. It'll be so easy for her go dredge it up because nobody else ever sends fan mail and she'll definitely remember who he is anyway.

She's probably got his address too, so she can send him a nice bag of dirt tropical beach sand.

 

[Ralph Cifaretto]

The typos, because hey why not?

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And the girl getting ready to salt her some crunchy tacos. Because nobody in Bulgaria has ever encountered an enchilada.

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Salting tacos is a pretty apt metaphor for how quickly every woman's pussy dries up as soon as Greer enters the room.

 

[The Dude]

That's because he's a degenerate who uses FOP instead of being a patrician Dapper Dan man.

Dapper Dan is the only choice for a distinguished gentleman to coif his mane.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Russ’s new YouTube hit has 90 dislikes v. 10 likes. What a shame.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Seems we actually missed the second attempt at getting a follow back..


Third time's the charm, right?
Or will he skip right to the lawsuit?

 

[GargoyleGorl]

I give it two weeks until Yovanna is declared a bitch.

So, based on past history, a few things a likely to happen here.

Attack Yovanna: Discrimination, bitch, has AIDS, isn't even that hot, subtle invitations, negligence per se since her social media person didn't pass the DM along to her

Attack Fiverr: Sounds like a Sesame Street song, the Taylor Swift stand-in (in a red dress) looked too much like Taylor Swift (in a red dress) and gave him trauma lumps, the musicians didn't get his vision, the marketer was a fraud

Attack Kiwifarms: 'Cause why not, they have a copy of the song somewhere, probably, Null can find it, and besides everyone would love Russ were it not for our coordinated trolling attempts where we go back in time to ensure his music is unlistenable garbage and his "fruits" are bafflingly awful

Meanwhile, things Russ hasn't learned include:

- don't be creepily possessive of/manipulative towards women you find attractive ("She caught my eye in 2018 and only now do I have the nerve to speak to her" Russ, she's not a coffee mug you buy on a whim and your scheming isn't cute, it's sad and scary)
- don't be creepily possessive of/manipulative towards women you find attractive ("I can't believe you're friends with her" Russ, you're not a middle school girl and even if you were, no one would be interested in your sniveling ultimatums)
- DON'T BE CREEPILY POSSESSIVE OF/MANIPULATIVE TOWARDS WOMEN YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE (She's not going to fucking date you, Russ. Never gonna happen. You're not a cute kid with leukemia nor a war veteran in a wheelchair. Even if you were, all the good PR in the world wouldn't make her follow you on Instagram, go on a date with you, or even tolerate your presence for any amount of time, never mind suck you your penis)

One thing Russ has apparently learned is to talk about "inspiring" people directly, not petitioning famous women to "let me inspire others through you". At least not out loud.

So the cycle remains intact. And here we were scared that the Erika debacle might've put this cow out to pasture.

Maybe the next cycle he'll go back to pop stars. Taylor and Arianna humiliated him, but normie-Erika actually got him in trouble. Now even the random hot chicks on Instagram don't seem to be panning out. I'm sure there's some sorta Goldilocksian logic here, but I have no idea who he'll go after next. Hopefully someone who can afford bodyguards.

ETA:

Seems we actually missed the second attempt at getting a follow back..

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Third time's the charm, right?
Or will he skip right to the lawsuit?

It slays me that there's only one like on her comment (presumably from Russ). Brilliant.

 

[mark the mint man]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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My fucking sides

After the preview and the Red Bull shit I hoped he'd do something similar for the enchilada-line, I'm so happy he did. The lols that this idiot is generating, oh my god

 

[thismanlies]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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"Not only did I want to make a love song for people to love themselves, I wanted to make a love song for Yovanna."

Ah, Russ? Word of advice. Next time you commission a music video, don't make it about some unobtainable celebrity you have no chance of fucking. Just make a generic song and end it with some shit like "Just because I have a disability doesn't mean I'm not good at other things." Then maybe, just maybe, you might attract the attention of a desperate femcel who'll look at you and say "It's either this guy or a house full of cats."

 

[The Dude]

Ah, Russ? Word of advice. Next time you commission a music video, don't make it about some unobtainable celebrity you have no chance of fucking. Just make a generic song and end it with some shit like "Just because I have a disability doesn't mean I'm not good at other things." Then maybe, just maybe, you might attract the attention of a desperate femcel who'll look at you and say "It's either this guy or a house full of cats."

I mean, the house full of cats. Of course. No woman deserves to have to deal with Pipsqueak Greer in their life. And I don't even really like cats all that much, but they're hands down a far superior companion than Russhole.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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It's like a gay, autistic version of the cowboy bebop end cards.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Everyone's talking about suing Yovanna, but what about Null? How long until Russell issues an impotent "I WANT IT TAKEN DOWN NOW" to Null, or adds "archiving my video without my permission and making fun of it" to his lolsuit?

 

[Pip Squeak]

Everyone's talking about suing Yovanna, but what about Null? How long until Russell issues an impotent "I WANT IT TAKEN DOWN NOW" to Null, or adds "archiving my video without my permission and making fun of it" to his lolsuit?

To be fair it is COPYRIGHT 2021

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Amazing, that was just as terrible as I had hoped. Russ has turned off comments and likes on his video lol.

I wrote the song to inspire others to love themselves.

Oh fuck right off Russ, no one believes that. No matter how many times you say it no one will ever believe it. It's a song about how hot an Instagram model is. The only person this is supposed to help is you. If Russ was serious about writing songs he would write something more people can relate to. Instead of Russes own personal genre of X model is so hot please date me. No one is ever gonna pay you to write them a song about how much you want to bang a model.

Edit: I get a good chuckle out of imagining what Russes future songs are gonna be about vs what he says there about. "This song is about the Rwandan genocide and the horrors of war. I wanna fuck you (insert random hot chick here). please date me or I'll sue you."

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Nothing says "body positivity" like writing about how hot a tanned Dominican, 7 inch waist, woman of around 60kg is, with 5.3million followers and who dated men such as The Weekend and Justin Bieber.
Using a snow bunny blond Russian front and center of the music video. All while a singer who is NOT Russell performs.

Literally nothing about this is about being true to your looks or yourself. Russ wants to make it sound deeper then it is when it's just to get his dick wet. He's such a grimy goblin.