The two things Russell Greer makes me do that I would never otherwise do:
1.) Feel sorry for celebrities
2.) Think of a kind word for TikTok talent
Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak
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1.) Feel sorry for celebrities
2.) Think of a kind word for TikTok talent
StraightShooter2
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So I was bored and checking Russ' website - for some reason, he seems to have deleted that embedded clip of the Friends episode - I have no clue why; maybe he was worried about copyright or something?
(I'm still in awe of how God-awfully bad that website looks).
(I'm still in awe of how God-awfully bad that website looks).
It looks like something I'd make if I got really drunk and just found my best friend in bed with my wife while bringing a hooker home.
Yeah the clip is gone and he replaced it with the Yovanna video.
That's supposed to say "Lyrically Smooth" but he, or more likely whoever he's paying doesn't know how web design works.
And why does he have two separate music parts for "electric bass" and "bass guitar"? They're the same instrument.
Why would he even have steel guitar in a tween pop song?
StraightShooter2
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If he actually paid someone to create that piece of shit then that's the funniest thing I've read all day - his Encyclopedia Dramatica article probably looks more well-coded than what he's passing off as a website.
It looks like he copied the drum rhythm onto the bass guitar track. Perhaps for a percussive bass sound.
Last week I commented how stupid it was that he put "musically driven" in white font over a white keyboard when he had darker parts of the picture right below it. He somehow made it worse.
Everyone else would have to go out of their way to be this shitty at everything, but with Russ it just comes naturally. It's unfathomable, really.
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That particular MIDI sounds good (to him) in his composition software, is my first guess.
Who fucking knows, is my second.
Don't forget "Musically Driven," in case "Lyrically Smooth" wasn't enough of a subliminally studly line.
He's obviously using an out-of-the-box template and has only ever edited it through his mobile phone. I don't think he's ever viewed it on a computer!
If you ignore the quality of the images he's using, you'll see that they actually scale properly in the website's mobile view.
StraightShooter2
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Wow, that lasted a whole of 2 hours - props to him.
Also, can a mod link this in the OP? (It's the full list of texts between him and Erika, but I had to search for it since there was no link):
Everything you said and more. He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.
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Russ's motion in opposition to dismissal. In it, he fails to understand that 'failure to state a claim' is not just any claim, but a claim upon which relief can be granted, doesn't understand the 1st Amendment as it relates to 'hate speech' and most delightfully, thinks that his stalking victim isn't REALLY a victim and thinks the fact that he wrote a letter to the judge saying that it was all a misunderstanding should be evidence of that. It's amazing.
Sorry for the blank pages but since Russ put them in, why shouldn't we have them...
Sorry for the blank pages but since Russ put them in, why shouldn't we have them...
no victim? he was convicted. it's HARD to get a stalking conviction. he has at least the one victim. I tend to think anyone subjected to him for more than a passing moment is victimized, but he has a technical, legal, actual victim and I'm not surprised he's lying about that.
Russ, you've lived in vegas less than 6 months. You're not a local. No need to try and be cool by shitting on tourists who are there having a good time and also supporting the very industry that keeps you employed.
You'll never be considered a local you creep
You'll never be considered a local you creep
Yes, but she's only a victim "in the eyes of the law"
...he writes, in a legal document as part of a lawsuit
Just like the rest of his attitude being a thin veneer for being a creepy stalker, he's infatuated with the glitz and glamor of Vegas. It's impressive. It's supposed to
you that he's living in a big, fancy place like Las Vegas. It's the equivalent of a youtuber moving to California for some dumbass channel project.It just wraps back around to Butternut Squash having this insatiable need to explain what it is he REALLY meant.Yes, but she's only a victim "in the eyes of the law"
...he writes, in a legal document as part of a lawsuit
Nick is going to cover this on his show tonight with his set of lips so you can experience the RG in real time.
Russtard is sure mad that his non stop fuck ups keep going and not due to his dreams.
Between Null an YoVanna video flop...He s having a very bad month.
I still think he used stimulus check to pay for his shitty video.
One last point,Russell has said he is a public figure who has been in the press as Null brings up so ratface may have shot himself in the foot and I hope it comes back on him harder than he could imagine.
Russtard is sure mad that his non stop fuck ups keep going and not due to his dreams.
Between Null an YoVanna video flop...He s having a very bad month.
I still think he used stimulus check to pay for his shitty video.
One last point,Russell has said he is a public figure who has been in the press as Null brings up so ratface may have shot himself in the foot and I hope it comes back on him harder than he could imagine.
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this thread always delivers.Yes, but she's only a victim "in the eyes of the law"
...he writes, in a legal document as part of a lawsuit
Spasticus Autisticus
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The video was something he made with a generator provided by Distrokid, the service he pays to get his songs distributed. So it was probably fine copyright-wise. He might have just intended it as a placeholder until he got the real video done.
Among the many things that Russ doesn't understand is the concept of "fifteen minutes of fame". Pretty soon, the skateboard TikTok guy that Russ is so miffed about is going to be forgotten by the public consciousness. He's not going to be living in a mansion, never having to work another day in his life, with a harem of hot women at his beck and call. At best he'll be able to license his video and likeness for some extra cash while he's still relevant. It will be an interesting story that the guy can tell his friends and a happy moment that he'll cherish for the rest of his life. And that's still more than anything Russ will achieve.
Hopefully this time he'll, you know, talk about the fucking filing instead of letting his chat derail him constantly.
Why talk about the filing when he can explain for thirty minutes why he needs studio lighting? At this point, I'm just miffed there's not another lawyer-type to talk about Peanut Head.
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