The Potato Whisperer.
Then what's the excuse they use when they're caught looking at porn? I mean witnessing to the fallen via the power of a lap dance is one thing but the people performing on video can't hear you.That explains why I caught my youth minister at a strip club once years after I left the church. He was ministering to the lost souls! Didn't know salvation required a lap dance, but then I'm not religious.
It's not like we don't know the people that tend to rail the most about porn are themselves avid porn hounds.