Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

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Liking his own posts is like sucking his own dick. And that's the only dick sucking he can get for free.
If Russ was flexible enough and had facial muscles enough to suck his own dick, I wonder how much that would cut down on his instathot harassment?

We all now he aggressively goes after famous women or “high status feeeeeemales” because he wants them as personal trophies to show the world he’s A Sex-Having Stud, and to ride their coattails.

But I wonder if getting him his own penish shucked would dial down his thirst by a noticeable degree.

All I do know is that if Russell Greer could suck his own dick, 200% no doubt in my mind he would brag about it online. He would tell the world, in terrible nonsensical euphemisms. He would consider himself superior to other men in this regard.
 

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If Russ was flexible enough to suck his own dick, I wonder how much that would cut down on his instathot harassment?

We all now he aggressively goes after famous women or “high status feeeeeemales” because he wants them as personal trophies to show the world he’s A Sex-Having Stud, and to ride their coattails.

But I wonder if getting him his own penish shucked would dial down his thirst by a noticeable degree.
You don't need to be flexible to do that, you can just get two ribs removed. However, there's no amount of removing ribs or being flexible that will allow him give his micropeen a BJ.
 

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Wish we had more content like that these days. Russell is certainly still insane, but he was a completely off the rails psychopath on social media back then. He's toned down a good bit.
I'm so sad about this, he used to spill every single thing and thought he had on social media, it was great. Now he just vague posts about "sending an important letter" here or "talking to a contact about something" there.
Fuck, those were the times.
 

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I wouldn't even call him competent at piano. Never heard him play anything through without pounding at the keys and hitting the wrong ones numerous times. He's intermediate at best.
And this is when most of his "music" is just the same two or three notes over and over. I don't think he even knows what a middle eight is.
 

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DrJonesHat

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He's actually going to do it.

He's going to try and sue AGT.

Because it was totally their fault he blew 3k on a band and a sequined jacket. Edits ongoing.
I see his command of the English language is as good as it's always been. Soon he will learn they're not employers so employment discrimination laws don't apply here. Also "in talks" makes it sound like they're negotiating his fee to appear on the news. In reality, he's been spamming them with emails demanding they cover a non-story. At least he's doing something interesting again.
 

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Oh fantastic news!
His main way of trying to get on the news is to:

A) Make nasty and insulting comments on other stories and point out how he's more newsworthy.

B) Go on the profiles of attractive local reporters and comment "COVER MY STORY" repeatedly.

Both work about as well as you'd expect.

He still doesn't realize he only got on the news for the Taylor suit because of how outlandishly stupid it was, and it was probably a slow news day.
 

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Russ's woo-screw-sue cycle is the one true constant in my life. This just solidifies that he doesn't understand the concept of contests.
He said a few months ago he was filing a discrimination complaint with the EEOC because like you said, Russ doesn't understand what a contest is. I imagine that got tossed for being baseless and that triggered another lawsuit.
 

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Also notice his lawyer is a woman.

Hope she hasn't had to deal with any creepiness. If so, at least she has the power to do something about it.
Surely she explained to him that not getting selected for a talent contest isn't discrimination, at least not legally. Maybe she agreed to send a letter to ask them to reconsider or something similar but then bowed out. A complete noob lawyer would know Russ doesn't have a case.
 
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