Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

brooky

i'm brecki and so can you
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An Olympic athlete. He’ll be out there thinking no disabled person ever has beaten their disability through athletics and talk about how hard it is to do walking and stuff with a frozen face.

Meanwhile he’ll be suing the Olympic board for not giving him a medal for his efforts.
I suppose the Paralympics wouldn't be good enough for him.

Also lol, I didn't realize some of these requirements were so vague. He qualifies like 4 times over, except for being an athlete.

"The Paralympic Movement offers sport opportunities for athletes with physical, vision and/or intellectual impairments that have at least one of the following 10 eligible impairments: Impaired muscle power, Impaired passive range of movement, Limb deficiency, Leg length difference, Short stature, Muscle tension, Uncoordinated movement, Involuntary movements, Vision impairment, Intellectual Impairment."

Imagine him discovering how manly and jacked some real Paralympic athletes are.
 

Rustled Jimmies

I'm the Keytar'd Retard
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I'm jumping the gun here, but after acting, where does anyone go from: writing, music and politics, all done by someone else? We can remove radio from this idea, (KSLOB IN THE AM), but there's gotta be another avenue to super sex stardom that hasn't been tried yet.
Porn, maybe Russ can find fame in ugly bastard section on pornhub.
(He won't but it would be a funny arc in the story of his trainwreck of a life)
 
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Hollywood Hitler

You pissing your pants yet?
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Porn, maybe Russ can find fame in ugly bastard section on pornhub.
(He won't but it would be a funny arc in the story of his trainwreck of a life)
JAV is known for hiring ugly men to fuck women on camera. But Russ doesn't fancy Asian women. Also the industry is really racist and run by the Yakuza, so Russ wouldn't have a shot anyways.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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If you haven't seen it yet fellow Kiwis, blaze up a fat one (or whatever your preferred recreational chemical may be because this is unwatachable streight and unmissable stoned) and give yourself a treat.
I disagree that it's unwatchable if you're not stoned. You either need to be into the Monkees or just have a taste for the strange and bizarre. Of course they were high as fuck when they came up with the ideas for it. It is very much a product of the time it was created.
Porn, maybe Russ can find fame in ugly bastard section on pornhub.
(He won't but it would be a funny arc in the story of his trainwreck of a life)
Unless he's in a gimp suit and never takes off the mask or it's some artsy fartsy porn with a "message" there's no way anybody would want to so Pipsqueak or his naked body on camera. There's not enough eye bleach in the world to get rid of that image once you've seen it.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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I disagree that it's unwatchable if you're not stoned. You either need to be into the Monkees or just have a taste for the strange and bizarre. Of course they were high as fuck when they came up with the ideas for it. It is very much a product of the time it was created.
Oh for sure. I just wanted to use that quote from Trainspotting (book not movie) is all. It's definately entertaining even if you are sober, it's just alot more so when you aren't. ;)
 

Rasputin's Side Piece

What's a farm without a ho?
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Forgive me if someone already thought of this for Russhole's movie debut. It actually reflects how I would feel if he got close to me.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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I never realised how fucked up his gourdhead is until you see it from the back in this video. It’s the weirdest shape and seems to bend to the side.
Never realized how fucked up his entire body is. The way he walks is so unnatural. I want to think he's trying to emulate confidence in how he walks but all I'm getting is, "who put clothes on the shaved orangutan?"
 

LiveFromNS

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Never realized how fucked up his entire body is. The way he walks is so unnatural. I want to think he's trying to emulate confidence in how he walks but all I'm getting is, "who put clothes on the shaved orangutan?"
Ya know, with the way Russell does gimp around with that odd posture and the various deformities that afflict various areas of his body, I think he is the fucking missing link!

Nearly can stand upright, looks part Neanderthal/part Human, grunts like a caveman but can form words, tries to fit in socially in the world around, but just does not grasp how to be a normal member of society.

So, I revoke my thought of Russell (if he was on the scene in the 80s) getting the role of Sloth, and instead he would have probably got the role in that great flick, IceMan from 1984. However that film ended sadly, now that I think about it, for the StonedAge man and you ended up with all kinds of feels for him at the conclusion. So that wouldn't work if Russell was the actor. Hmmm, maybe he'd have been cast as The Thing in the John Carpenter remake with Kurt Russell? It's hardly on screen if I recall fully so that's a good thing and would work with Russell playing the part!
 

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"Taylor Swift will soon be my maid servant"
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Meredith Swift

Simping for Skordas
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I wonder if his newest aspiration is because Taylor Swift’s fiancé (I think they’re engaged?) is an actor, along with her ex partners Hiddleston and Gyllenhaal?
Russ has definitely criticised Joe Alwyn (Taylor's heartsweet)'s acting ability in the past. I'm sure he thinks he could act circles around the guy. I wish he was still committed to the TS lovequest because maybe we'd see him submit an acting reel to woo her (unsolicited policy workaround?)
 

Walking Clock

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Joe Alwyn coproduced Taylor’s Folklore album, and was one of the recipients of the Grammy award for album of the year. He’s also co-written several songs with Taylor, so he’s everything Russ wishes he were.

Its been a long time since he brought it up, but Russ fancying himself an actor goes way back. He’s previously mentioned his condition impeding him from being an actor before, and he’s said he was able to baptize so many people on his mission because of his acting skills, since he didn’t actually believe what he was preaching.
 
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