Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

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Another “girlfriend.” 5B20EBA9-64E7-4AE8-B232-40D8B55A4A53.jpeg
Note the alt name “Brett Ross,” which is his birth name.
 

AnOminous

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I find it slightly sad that he doesn't know enough about relationships to know that graduating college is kind of a big deal and something that a real boyfriend would be well aware of.
A real boyfriend would have been invited and met her family there, if he hadn't already. It's like that old Chris Rock line, if you've been dating a man for four months and haven't met ANY of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.

Except Russhole is even more delusional and literally thinks he's dating people he's never even met at all, even once.
 

StinkySnack

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Another “girlfriend.” View attachment 2288063
Note the alt name “Brett Ross,” which is his birth name.

That was a hooker that he posted a good bit about. I think her name was Heather. He was always calling her his girlfriend, and even posting screenshots of their texts where she would give one or two word replies as proof of their love.

He made several posts about how sad he was about their "breakup" and that he hopes they can get back together. In reality she was not his girlfriend and they did not break up. His hour simply ran out.

These old posts have really got me nostalgic for the good ol' days where Russ overshared every delusional detail.


edit: Not to keep rehashing this, but @StraightShooter2 just posted on @Precocious Halfwit's profile that he is trying to get his thread-ban reversed. I sent a mod a message asking them to check out the joy that ensued in this thread after his banning in hopes it will be upheld.
 
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Constellationzero

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I remember this. He referred to her as his “Instagram model girlfriend” and made a post basically saying “The reason my Instagram model girlfriend hasn’t talked to me in so long is that she was busy graduating college. Congrats baby, I’m so proud of you! “

I’ll find the screencap later. It’s so cringey because we all know his “girlfriend” was likely just some poor thot who replied to one of his comments not knowing the horrors that would ensue. Then after a million ignored messages from Russ, she likely replied saying “Chill dude…I am a busy person and have been working on finishing my degree”.
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EDIT: I know he's talking about Erika, not the other (insert instathot's name here).
 

Cilleystring

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edit: Not to keep rehashing this, but @StraightShooter2 just posted on @Precocious Halfwit's profile that he is trying to get his thread-ban reversed. I sent a mod a message asking them to check out the joy that ensued in this thread after his banning in hopes it will be upheld.
Tbh I don't really care if he is banned or not, but trying to get a thread ban overturned on a site as insignficant as this is almost as dumb as Russ trying to get his brothel ban overturned. Actually it might be even more retarded because Russ was banned from the most important thing in his life (as sad as it is) where SS2 is only banned from posting in this thread and can still read all the Russ updates. His need to post is almost as thirsty as Greers.
 

Apteryx Owenii

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I really hope that post is serious and it is stuff Dennis gave him . Russell sincerely still believes Dennis was his buddy just because Dennis took a picture with him ,gave him free cheap merchandise and made Bunny Ranch girls be nice to him. In Russell's mind this meant they were best friends and that Dennis was going to give him money for his dream brothel . In reality it was only Dennis dealing with another customer .

Russ trying to pawn anything "Hof "gave him will end with Russell learning Dennis handed out those autographed books to everyone. A pawnbroker will explain to Russell why his items aren't valuable by telling Russell that he has something Dennis had given to hundreds and hundreds of people. It really would be funny to observe Russell learn he was just another dime a dozen nobody to a pimp.
Additionally, even if Russ had been the only person Hof had given a signed book to, that wouldn't exactly make it a treasure. To get value from scarcity you need a small supply and larger demand. Who the fuck wants some shady brothel owner's signature on a book, even if it is rare?

I bet Russ would be the type of person who falls for the "Disney black diamond VHS copies sell for thousands" urban myth.
 

DrJonesHat

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Additionally, even if Russ had been the only person Hof had given a signed book to, that wouldn't exactly make it a treasure. To get value from scarcity you need a small supply and larger demand. Who the fuck wants some shady brothel owner's signature on a book, even if it is rare?
He thinks brothels are a big deal, and thinks fame is fame, and since Hof was on TV, he's famous right? That means everyone knows who he is and envies him, Most people have no idea who he is, and if they do, a lot of people didn't like him.
 

AnOminous

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Additionally, even if Russ had been the only person Hof had given a signed book to, that wouldn't exactly make it a treasure. To get value from scarcity you need a small supply and larger demand. Who the fuck wants some shady brothel owner's signature on a book, even if it is rare?
Russ thinks having to pay prostitutes for sex is somehow cool and to be boasted about so what could be cooler than the signature of some sleazy pimp on a book about being a sleazy pimp?
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

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He posted about it pretty lighthearted, but I really wonder what has prompted wanting/needing to pawn them.

Financial troubles, Shitlips?
It may be why he's going on a liquid diet. He can't afford real food.
Russ thinks having to pay prostitutes for sex is somehow cool and to be boasted about so what could be cooler than the signature of some sleazy pimp on a book about being a sleazy pimp?
Given Russ's controlling nature, he probably thinks pimping is the best thing there is. All those women who have to do as he says; it's like a dream come true for him.
 

DrJonesHat

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Russ thinks having to pay prostitutes for sex is somehow cool and to be boasted about so what could be cooler than the signature of some sleazy pimp on a book about being a sleazy pimp?
I've said before, he seems to think that if it were legal in more places, everyone would be going to brothels. He's like potheads who won't shut up about how great weed is. In his case, forking over your cash for a bored woman to pretend she likes you is his weed.
 

The Great Citracett

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Maybe he is debt after all the money he wasted on the Yo Yovanna video which got him nothing or Mommy Daddy Greer cut him off due to their finances or they fully got tired of the disgrace he brought to the Greer name.
Maybe the Greers can sue him for his name.

Take it back and make his ass be Brett Ross again.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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I've said before, he seems to think that if it were legal in more places, everyone would be going to brothels. He's like potheads who won't shut up about how great weed is. In his case, forking over your cash for a bored woman to pretend she likes you is his weed.
I could get behind that if you were as repulsive as Pipsqueak and that was literally your only option for sex. But if brothels were legal all over they wouldn't be special anymore. They would literally lose that slight bit of mystique that they have. It's like as you mentioned weed. When it's illegal it's a thrill. When it's legal it suddenly becomes an everyday thing. It loses that taboo flavor it has. You're no longer engaging in an illegal activity or even one that is only legal in this one district. It's just a normal Wednesday and you have a joint. Big deal.
 

Andrew Neiman

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Is this man incapable of making a "joke" without explaining it in the next breath?

Also, still X to doubt on you owning a car Pipsqueak
Ha ha! This post is really funny! (Actually it isn't, hence the sarcasm.)
Another “girlfriend.” View attachment 2288063
Note the alt name “Brett Ross,” which is his birth name.
With Russell, it's often difficult to tell the difference between new posts and posts that were made a decade ago but are now being re-posted to the thread.

Russell's teenagerish bragging is just risible. "My girlfriend called me and said she loved me! And later we're going to go on a date and she's going to hold my hand and then we'll make out!! Here, let me show you all the heart emojis she sent me!"
 

AnOminous

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I've said before, he seems to think that if it were legal in more places, everyone would be going to brothels. He's like potheads who won't shut up about how great weed is. In his case, forking over your cash for a bored woman to pretend she likes you is his weed.
It was really telling when he described sex with a prostitute as the most loved he'd ever felt. Not adoptive parents who spoiled him rotten. But a quick fuck from a bored whore who was only doing it because she was paid to do it. If that was all I knew about Russ, I'd feel sorry for him for being such a sad, broken, pathetic man, because that's even more pathetic than being an incel.
 
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