Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

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He posted about it pretty lighthearted, but I really wonder what has prompted wanting/needing to pawn them.

Financial troubles, Shitlips?
If he expects to be on Pawn Stars, maybe he thinks he's going to get some free publicity. He'll get to tell the story of his plights and why he needs to raise cash to finance his brilliant music. Or screenplay. Or efforts to legalize prostitution (please, oh please, be that one).

"Flocks of women inquiring" but literally can't get laid in a whorehouse. Never change, Russ.
He probably does have "flocks of women inquiring" if "Are you fucking serious?" counts.
 

DrJonesHat

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If he expects to be on Pawn Stars, maybe he thinks he's going to get some free publicity. He'll get to tell the story of his plights and why he needs to raise cash to finance his brilliant music. Or screenplay. Or efforts to legalize prostitution (please, oh please, be that one).
Like someone said above, he must be tapped on cash. Between the Yovanna music video and his AGT "audition", he blew a LOT of money for him. Of course, he believes better days are always around the corner, so he probably hasn't realized he's dug himself into quite a hole. He thinks he's going to get a lot of money for his worthless trinkets, and he'll get on Pawn Stars and that will be the exposure he needs to get his big break.
The whole thinking there is more to a relationship than there is in reality is really personality disorder - like. I know it’s a diagnostic thing for one and they often do overlap. Its first thing in the morning and I barely know words let alone which pd that belongs to though.
Thinking casual or even parasocial relationships are more than they are is a characteristic of several disorders. The best example of this was his interactions with Erika. She flat out told him they were just friends, and the first thing he does is run off and post he's in a relationship with a model. Hell, he thought one of Farrah Abraham's aides liking his post meant she was obligated to go on a date with him. Of course, Russ being Russ, he didn't realize that even if she did meet with him, it would have been a heavily chaperoned, non-sexual photo op.
 

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If he expects to be on Pawn Stars, maybe he thinks he's going to get some free publicity. He'll get to tell the story of his plights and why he needs to raise cash to finance his brilliant music. Or screenplay. Or efforts to legalize prostitution (please, oh please, be that one).
Oh, he'll get some free publicity- just not the publicity he wants. He'll become a laughingstock, like these two did when they encountered Gordon Ramsay.

Here's the full episode. Now, imagine Russ in this situation (link in case the video doesn't load):
 

Kumquat

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I’m stupidly pleased that my reference to Greer seeing women as NPCs has hit home. He absolutely sees them that way. Probably he sees men as NPCs too, but in a very different way - to him they dispense money and fame maybe, rather than sex?
It's a very apt comparison when dealing with mental issues like psychopathy and narcissism. It's why I am absolutely sure Russell has NPD and isn't just an arrogant twat. People with those conditions literally view other people as NPCs.

If I'm playing a game like Skyrim, for example, I don't feel bad at all about breaking into people's homes and robbing them blind, because I know they're just NPCs and they aren't real people. I would feel horrible about doing that in real life, because I know those are real people with feelings, but in a game I don't care.

People like Russell treat people in the real world like NPCs. They're just characters, they don't matter, all that matters is me getting the best loot and winning the game. The only thing stopping them from going completely off the rails are the "mechanics" of the "game." In the same way attacking NPCs in Skyrim forces the guards to attack you, attacking people in real life has negative consequences. Russell plays by the "rules" of life solely for his own sake, and even then screws up because he's more concerned about himself than anything else.

I think I'm done with my armchair psychology now.
 

Useful_Mistake

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DrJonesHat

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It's a very apt comparison when dealing with mental issues like psychopathy and narcissism. It's why I am absolutely sure Russell has NPD and isn't just an arrogant twat. People with those conditions literally view other people as NPCs.

If I'm playing a game like Skyrim, for example, I don't feel bad at all about breaking into people's homes and robbing them blind, because I know they're just NPCs and they aren't real people. I would feel horrible about doing that in real life, because I know those are real people with feelings, but in a game I don't care.

People like Russell treat people in the real world like NPCs. They're just characters, they don't matter, all that matters is me getting the best loot and winning the game. The only thing stopping them from going completely off the rails are the "mechanics" of the "game." In the same way attacking NPCs in Skyrim forces the guards to attack you, attacking people in real life has negative consequences. Russell plays by the "rules" of life solely for his own sake, and even then screws up because he's more concerned about himself than anything else.

I think I'm done with my armchair psychology now.
Absolutely spot on. He gets mad when people don't follow the scripts he's written for them. He did a "nice" thing for Taylor, so she was supposed to fall madly in love with him and fuck him blind. We all know the rest.
 

Kumquat

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Absolutely spot on. He gets mad when people don't follow the scripts he's written for them. He did a "nice" thing for Taylor, so she was supposed to fall madly in love with him and fuck him blind. We all know the rest.
Mhm. It's the "mechanics" of the game. I did a nice thing for you, so now you're supposed to do something for me.

I'm wearing the amulet of Mara, you're supposed to ask me to marry you. If you're not, the game must be bugged, so I'll send in a bug report (lawsuit) to see if the developers (judges) can fix it.
 

DrJonesHat

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Context: Lyon County was voting to nix their brothel ordinance/control his destiny and penis.
The attempt to ban brothels failed, and Russ took credit for it by writing some letters. In reality it failed because the organization behind the initiative had no support and the sex workers themselves spoke out against it and they were shocked because they thought all hookers hate their jobs.
 

DumbDude42

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I’m stupidly pleased that my reference to Greer seeing women as NPCs has hit home. He absolutely sees them that way. Probably he sees men as NPCs too, but in a very different way - to him they dispense money and fame maybe, rather than sex?
women are friendly/neutral npcs. you do quests for them to increase your reputation level with them to the point where they adore you.
men are hosile npcs whose purpose is to hinder your progress. skordas destroying him in court, judge disagreeing with him, pimps throwing him out of brothels, etc.
 

DrJonesHat

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women are friendly/neutral npcs. you do quests for them to increase your reputation level with them to the point where they adore you.
men are hosile npcs whose purpose is to hinder your progress. skordas destroying him in court, judge disagreeing with him, pimps throwing him out of brothels, etc.
It was years ago, but when he got tossed out of a strip club for asking for sex, he posted an angry rant about the bouncer who discriminated against him. This was when he still had people willing to disagree with him who tried to explain that strippers aren't hookers, but you can imagine how well that went over.
 

Cilleystring

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Oh god. They rolled that shit out in the 90's in my junior high and high school. Lamest shit ever. And exactly the kind of people you would think would use it and volunteer to do it were the only ones who did. Butternut would have fucking loved that shit.

@Cousin_Larry It was a thing in illinois, They love that coastal progtard shit.
Try being Canadian
It was years ago, but when he got tossed out of a strip club for asking for sex, he posted an angry rant about the bouncer who discriminated against him. This was when he still had people willing to disagree with him who tried to explain that strippers aren't hookers, but you can imagine how well that went over.
Ahhh, the beginning of the Russell Greer rabbithole for so many people. Who would have thought back then that this event would be the catalyst for the hilarity and ridiculousness for years to come.
 

Little Dark Age

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(Sorry if this has been posted before but I'm just overwhelmed at the sheer volume of russtardation)

What would even happen if Russ ended up with a spectacular doting beautiful dream girl? Emotionally I mean, not just "he'd slobber on her and drive her away." Because I get the sense that, after a honeymoon period, he'd be miserable and unhappy. Because that's just who he is. In a fantasy scenario where she checked every box and was enthralled with him, I think he'd constantly find fault with her and get bored and dump her.

Just like Russ doesn't realize that his disability isn't the source of all his problems, he doesn't realize that having the great love of his life isn't the solution either.
 
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DrJonesHat

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Ahhh, the beginning of the Russell Greer rabbithole for so many people. Who would have thought back then that this event would be the catalyst for the hilarity and ridiculousness for years to come.
When I first starting following this thread, I figured he'd wise up after the Ariana Grande suit failed, and we'd never hear from him again. Boy howdy, was I wrong! And I'm glad I was! You can't make shit like this up! Russ's story would make a bad movie because people would find it utterly unbelievable!
 

Constellationzero

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Oh god. They rolled that shit out in the 90's in my junior high and high school. Lamest shit ever. And exactly the kind of people you would think would use it and volunteer to do it were the only ones who did. Butternut would have fucking loved that shit.

@Cousin_Larry It was a thing in illinois, They love that coastal progtard shit.

You are on the nose! And yes, when we learned about it, we had a couple fieldwork assignments related to working directly with an established peer mediator group either in a high school or middle school.

IDK about what you saw/experienced yourself (they had peer mediators in the mid to late 1980's)... But more often than not, the students selected for peer mediators were: The jocks. The cheerleaders. The Poms. The popular kids.
One name for the peer mediator group was Natural Helpers. The EXACT people you do NOT want having (or archiving) your lolcow shit would be reading these slips of paper. They can be about anything: "Oh, noes! I got mah period and it went through mah shorts!" "This girl in second hour called me a slut and wants to beat my ass!" SPOILER: That girl was probably BFF's with the cheer captain reading the complaint.

And yes, Russell would've loved that shit. Hell, Russell would likely have made up roughly 41% of the trade during his four years of being the Evanston High creeping chaos. But I'm pretty sure if Wyoming schools did use peer mediators, Russell would be too stooopid to know any of this. Then wonder why later when everyone gives him an even wider berth during passing periods.

EDIT: TL;DR: Peer Mediators is the pre-internet, live action Kiwi Farms, archive.md, and Wayback Machine. Anyone with braincells really shouldn't use it when they have "issues."
 

The Un-Clit

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Men are more like mobs in this RussPG: You have to overcome them to grow and reach your goals, but Russ is too low level to tackle any of them.
He not only picked a non-fighter class (paralegal/retard), he has to solo since nobody want him in their party: Russ is the kind of guy who doesn't know shit about game mechanics but still lectures you about tactics and rolls need for every item - even if he can't use them. Now he grinds in starting areas (Daily Quest: Clean 10 Toilets) to pay for the in-game itemshop, thinking it makes him a true gamer.
Hamsteroid, you are not only too swole to control, but you have just perfectly gamesplained Russhole Greer down to a simple yet profound paragraph that cannot likely be topped. And you're a Photoshop savant just to round out the package.

If I had a vagina instead of the bioengineered jaws and stomach of a mutant saltwater crocodile, I'd offer it to you to make musclebro-rodent hybrid babbies with for eternity. :heart-full:
 
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