MAPP gas huffer
(Sorry if this has been posted before but I'm just overwhelmed at the sheer volume of russtardation)
What would even happen if Russ ended up with a spectacular doting beautiful dream girl? Emotionally I mean, not just "he'd slobber on her and drive her away." Because I get the sense that, after a honeymoon period, he'd be miserable and unhappy. Because that's just who he is. In some fantasy scenario that will never happen, even if she checked every box and was enthralled him, I think he'd constantly find fault with her and get bored and dump her.
Just like Russ doesn't realize that his disability isn't the source of all his problems, he doesn't realize that having the great love of his life isn't the solution either.
Well, for one thing, Russell would cheat on her. Early and often. Any confrontations would be explosive (on his end). Butternut is so fucking thirsty, he sees one set of bobs and vagene, and he pretty much needs to see all of them.
And homelife/domestic chores and bill paying: Please look up the Laramie Busby thread here--or find his dumb ass on Youtube. Nothing more needs to be said.