Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

GargoyleGorl

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It wouldn't actually be illegal unless he also held himself out as a lawyer and tried to practice law. It's really only socially appropriate for even a lawyer to do it on legal filings or other formal paper, or in advertising material, although if you already say you're a lawyer, it just looks douchey to insist on it. The absolute douchiest possible thing to do is for a lawyer to call himself "Dr." because on paper, a J.D. is a juris doctor degree. It's possible to get even douchier by using both "Dr." and "Esq." Yes, someone does this.
Wasn't she also a dentist? I thought that's why she used "Dr."

Not that it matters, since she's a loon I wouldn't allow near either my legal papers or my teeth.
 

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I'm not sure why she does anything, really. I think she's scrubbed her Yelp reviews of actual patients, though, because it now looks like she's well reviewed, which is pretty terrifying.
I've always taken that as her patients / clients were birthers as well.

It's when you actually apply the thought to Russel's ideas, that he himself never bothers to, where things get hilarious fascinating and horrifying. I mean what would Russel's Soviet style Government Monopoly Whorehouses actually look like? I mean we've all seen the post office, right?
I'm imagining a brutalist building with no charm or warmth and a half dozen tired looking whores slumping out to stand there bored while Pipsqueak stands proudly in the corner saying, "I did this!".

Meanwhile the best he can get from any of them is a weak handy because it's too expensive otherwise and even in this situation that's all he can afford since he goes there every day.
 

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This is the twitter account for his PAC, notice the "we are" when it's literally just him, and the low resolution photo of a section of a map. Russell is just as inept at Twitter banners as he is at everything else.
Given what the PAC stands for, one‘s choice of proper and descriptive images that are appropriate for social media might be a little limited.
 

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'A Safer Nevada' is such a dumb name for his PAC. We all knew what it was going to be for, but if any normie encounters the name, they're never going to think it's about decriminalizing sex work. I would think it would be about crime, gun control, or drug/alcohol/gambling addiction, or something. If you google it, you get info about Covid. Honestly, with all the unsavory characters involved in the sex trade, I would think 'A Safer Nevada' would be trying to end prostitution all together. No one thinks having more prostitutes around leads to safety. Good job, Russ!
 

Rustled Jimmies

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'A Safer Nevada' is such a dumb name for his PAC. We all knew what it was going to be for, but if any normie encounters the name, they're never going to think it's about decriminalizing sex work. I would think it would be about crime, gun control, or drug/alcohol/gambling addiction, or something. If you google it, you get info about Covid. Honestly, with all the unsavory characters involved in the sex trade, I would think 'A Safer Nevada' would be trying to end prostitution all together. No one thinks having more prostitutes around leads to safety. Good job, Russ!
I agree, A Stiffer Nevada would get the point across.

Better yet, just call it A Stiffer Russell Greer because that's all who benefits from this act. He always tries to pretend he is fighting for the little guy, except the little guy is a quite literally a solo pipsqueak.
 

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I'm imagining a brutalist building with no charm or warmth and a half dozen tired looking whores slumping out to stand there bored while Pipsqueak stands proudly in the corner saying, "I did this!".

Just read his tarded brothel manifesto. I think it's in both the Manifesto of the Mile High Porneon and the Why I'm making it legal for me to force your 18 year old nubile young daughter to suck me mah peenish for only 500$.

He described what manifested inside my mind as the unholy union of a Cesar's casino, the casino at Monte Carlo, a Spencer's Gifts/adult bookstore, and a Harriet Carter catalog vomited all over the inside. Wouldn't put it past him to add a few 1970's rain lamps which would add the nauseating layer of Johnson & Johnson baby oil mixed with... whatever you smell at the strip clubs.

I really shouldn't be giving this clown any ideas...
 

DrJonesHat

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Just read his tarded brothel manifesto. I think it's in both the Manifesto of the Mile High Porneon and the Why I'm making it legal for me to force your 18 year old nubile young daughter to suck me mah peenish for only 500$.

He described what manifested inside my mind as the unholy union of a Cesar's casino, the casino at Monte Carlo, a Spencer's Gifts/adult bookstore, and a Harriet Carter catalog vomited all over the inside. Wouldn't put it past him to add a few 1970's rain lamps which would add the nauseating layer of Johnson & Johnson baby oil mixed with... whatever you smell at the strip clubs.

I really shouldn't be giving this clown any ideas...
I'm sure if it's an awful idea, he's had it, and thinks it's brilliant and wholly his own creation.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

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'A Safer Nevada' is such a dumb name for his PAC. We all knew what it was going to be for, but if any normie encounters the name, they're never going to think it's about decriminalizing sex work. I would think it would be about crime, gun control, or drug/alcohol/gambling addiction, or something. If you google it, you get info about Covid. Honestly, with all the unsavory characters involved in the sex trade, I would think 'A Safer Nevada' would be trying to end prostitution all together. No one thinks having more prostitutes around leads to safety. Good job, Russ!
Russell has misrepresented himself his whole life (up to and including where he represented himself in court.) Why should he stop with his PAC? Arguably, this tendency makes him a fit match for politics; if his face wasn't fucked up, he'd probably go far as a politician.
 

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Russell has misrepresented himself his whole life (up to and including where he represented himself in court.) Why should he stop with his PAC? Arguably, this tendency makes him a fit match for politics; if his face wasn't fucked up, he'd probably go far as a politician.
If his face weren't fucked up, he'd still be a charmless, gormless little goblin. He's also terrible at lying because he's completely socially unaware, and that's something you need to be able to do well for politics, lie and schmooze up a storm. He'd also get #metooed immediately by the first aide he creepily sexually harassed.
 

DrJonesHat

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If his face weren't fucked up, he'd still be a charmless, gormless little goblin. He's also terrible at lying because he's completely socially unaware, and that's something you need to be able to do well for politics, lie and schmooze up a storm. He'd also get #metooed immediately by the first aide he creepily sexually harassed.
And instead of posting a fake apology or denying everything, he'd post a long convoluted screed about how what he did doesn't constitute harassment because he said it doesn't.
 

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If his face weren't fucked up, he'd still be a charmless, gormless little goblin. He's also terrible at lying because he's completely socially unaware, and that's something you need to be able to do well for politics, lie and schmooze up a storm. He'd also get #metooed immediately by the first aide he creepily sexually harassed.
Another big problem is that he can't deal with being called out for his lies. Every successful politician knows how to do this, from the weird cackling Harris does, to "You are all enemy of the people" thing Trump says.

Edit: Ninjad by @DrJonesHat
 

RembrandtCourage

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I agree, A Stiffer Nevada would get the point across.

Better yet, just call it A Stiffer Russell Greer because that's all who benefits from this act. He always tries to pretend he is fighting for the little guy, except the little guy is a quite literally a solo pipsqueak.
Well he's keeping a stiff upper lip about it at least, am I right? :smug:
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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Well he's keeping a stiff upper lip about it at least, am I right? :smug:
More like slack upper lip.

Just read his tarded brothel manifesto. I think it's in both the Manifesto of the Mile High Porneon and the Why I'm making it legal for me to force your 18 year old nubile young daughter to suck me mah peenish for only 500$.

He described what manifested inside my mind as the unholy union of a Cesar's casino, the casino at Monte Carlo, a Spencer's Gifts/adult bookstore, and a Harriet Carter catalog vomited all over the inside. Wouldn't put it past him to add a few 1970's rain lamps which would add the nauseating layer of Johnson & Johnson baby oil mixed with... whatever you smell at the strip clubs.

I really shouldn't be giving this clown any ideas...
That was more the idea of a government run brothel. If Pipsqueak opened one it would be a bunch of clashing styles, vomit inducing artwork and some solid 5 out of 10 women with no real skills or desire to have sex because it means having to give him a freebie.
 

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Let’s say a mystery benefactor makes a $10,000 donation. What are the odds Russell uses any of that to (a) set aside $ for taxes (b) gears up some xeroxing for petitions (c) pays for a week or so for people to collect signatures a la future worker? Or are we all expecting (d) a big assed trip to Hos-R-Us

Also, what if a young eager pretty college student contacts him willing to do some volunteer work to help him out. How many years would it take her to ditch him while he insists she is now contracted to volunteer him some pussy?
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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Also, what if a young eager pretty college student contacts him willing to do some volunteer work to help him out. How many years would it take her to ditch him while he insists she is now contracted to volunteer him some pussy?
Oh it would take some time before Pipsqueak understood that she didn't owe him anything. And that's after he stalked her for a while and she took him to court for being a creep.

He doesn't learn from his mistakes. As far as he's concerned the law is like a spell in Harry Potter. All you have to do is use the right combination of words and you automatically win.
 
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