Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

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I might be giving 'ol Shitlips to much credit but I wonder if he's talking about Terryberry. He wouldn't be the first cow to dig up Princess Pimplebutt's (hallowed be her name) corpse and parade it around as evidence that the farms are evil, murdering, scoundrels. Either way though, fuck you Rustard, you hooting dickhole.
He was talking about Bailee.

The one and only thread he knows about is his, and he’d never dig around to figure out the culture and lore of this place. Even if he did, he would think a whore like Julay deserved to die if he did know about her. RIP Shed Princess.

He took down the doxxing review post. That paired with taking down the review chick posts, and constant correcting plot hes from the book to shut up the haters, tells me he checks this site, quite frequently too
Except he removes more than half his posts and changes almost all of them anyway, not responding to us. It could easily be a coincidence.

Couldn’t quote them but the reviews-wow.
Especially the one about him leaving the grocery store and again using suicide to try to make people feel bad. This dude is messed up. Maybe more than we know. He’s never been able to hold down a job, and he gets along with nobody. He’s creepy as fuck, prowling bathrooms and can’t think. Makes no sense, reviewing a pizza guy who forgot his food yet was still rude to him?? How does that work?

Clearly, mommy and daddy pay his rent. They really ought to try a place he can wear a hospital gown, he’s completely paranoid.
 

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I feel terrible for that roommate who feels they have to keep their doors locked at all times with him. He can't have lived there that long and he has already freaked out another roommate.
I wonder if his parents know the extent of his behaviour or whether they just think he is slightly eccentric as opposed to batshit crazy.
 

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I'd say the safe bet is that he paid for a hour date with a lady from an escourt service, only saw pics of her body and didn't like the face that came with it.
The amazing hypocrisy that THIS guy is complaining about the way someone's face looks and making it a deal breaker....
Someone who has a face like his neck took a shit is in no position to be choosy.
 

This Fucking Guy

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In honour of Justice League coming out:

Russell Greerundy,
Born on a Monday,
Adopted on Tuesday,
Disabled on Wednesday,
Stalked on Thursday,
Sued on Friday,
Wrote a book on Saturday,
Cried on Sunday,
That was the tale,
Of Russell Greerundy.
:story::story::story::story::story::story:

Under-rated win.

This needs one for the following week, in which Russell finally snaps and laughingly fails at doing something appalling. I mean more appalling than usual.

Russell's reeeeviews are great. and perfectly encapsulate the person he is.

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...or casually condescending others while most likely fudging reality to make himself a victim:

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And then there's him bragging him about getting evicted for being an asshole:
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A sad insight into the life of the terminally miserable. 'If you seek only evil, you will see it everywhere'.

Shame Russy can't hold himself to the same standards that he applies to everyone else.

Russell, please refer to my profile pic. Don't you understand that all future potential employers can see this shit?

Edit* Even if this is bullshit and you're blowing smoke out of your ass, this does NOT look good for you in any light. Like your face.
 
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MistressCaridad

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That review of Harmons where he used to work- :story:

“They value customers over employees”... um, isn’t it “the customer is always right”? Aren’t the customers who come in and buy stuff and spend their hard earned money the ones who help pay the employees?

I seriously doubt a customer told Bamboon to kill himself. More likely 1) Russhole was rude to the customer and they complained to the manager or 2) it was a woman he was hitting on and she got creeped out and complained to the manager.
 
That review of Harmons where he used to work- :story:

“They value customers over employees”... um, isn’t it “the customer is always right”? Aren’t the customers who come in and buy stuff and spend their hard earned money the ones who help pay the employees?

I seriously doubt a customer told Bamboon to kill himself. More likely 1) Russhole was rude to the customer and they complained to the manager or 2) it was a woman he was hitting on and she got creeped out and complained to the manager.
Rusty has very shitty interpersonal skills. Any job that would require him doing any form of customer service will always end in failure. And that's when you subtract the times where he harassed customers for dates. He is simply unable to function in normal society.
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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Russell's reeeeviews are great. and perfectly encapsulate the person he is.

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And then there's him bragging him about getting evicted for being an asshole:
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I'm betting most, if not all, of Russhole's "cashier/waitress was rude" complaints are basically ladies who refused to date Russhole.

“They value customers over employees”... um, isn’t it “the customer is always right”? Aren’t the customers who come in and buy stuff and spend their hard earned money the ones who help pay the employees?
Thing is, customers aren't always right, honestly, even if they make money for the business owner. But Russhole being a serial liar, I have the same doubts as you with the story he's telling people with his review. Whatever it was that went down, I'm willing to bet that Russhole instigated the matter, and the manager easily sided with the customer. It's another excuse to can Russhole, who brings nothing special skills-wise to the table and is easily replaced.
 

DrJonesHat

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I love it when he flames the other thirsty guys on instagram. He obviously sees himself in those guys despite his "every other guy is bad but me" spiel. Its classic projection.
He views them as competition. He really thinks he's going to win the woman's heart. He once threatened other clients of an escort because he thought he was in an actual relationship with her. She told him she chose her friends, not him. He went ballistic.
 

MistressCaridad

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Thing is, customers aren't always right, honestly, even if they make money for the business owner. But Russhole being a serial liar, I have the same doubts as you with the storyhe's telling people with his review.
This is true, some customers are pieces of shit and make things miserable for the poor hardworking employees. I guess what I meant in this case is that Bamboon’s sense of entitlement probably kept him from even trying to provide good customer service, since he thinks the world owes him everything (and that cute girl who came in to buy appetizers for her friend’s birthday party owes him a date, y’know, and it’s discrimination if she’s not interested for whatever reason).
 

Bamboon McDrool

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Whatthefuck

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DuckSucker

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Is it me or has the dude gotten way more unhinged and erratic lately, since his book dropped? Really fucking funny, but i think he might be losing what little he had left.

Lol has this motherfucker ever had a good day in his life? Dude, laugh and the world laughs with you. They say smiles are contageous. But i guess he cant. No wonder hes such a grouch.

Love his reviews though. Theyre so fucking funny.
 

Mary Lee Walsh

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Guys I have a question about russell and sorry if this is a :late: question but Here it is

So it’s obvious he makes a complete ass of himself online in many different ways, especially with the narccistic and antisocial behaviors he exhibits online

My question is does he also act out in public like he does online? Or is he just a quiet lonely introvert kind of guy (that I imagine him to be) when he's out and about?
 

xyrichard

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He's much angrier and more aggressive now than I've ever seen him, for sure, DuckSucker. Swearing, suicide and other ambiguous threats, etc.

Guys I have a question about russell and sorry if this is a :late: question but Here it is

So it’s obvious he makes a complete ass of himself online in many different ways, especially with the narccistic and antisocial behaviors he exhibits online

My question is does he also act out in public like he does online? Or is he just a quiet lonely introvert kind of guy (that I imagine him to be) when he's out and about?
He's gotten fired from every job he's ever had, evicted from every room he's rented, accused of sexual harassment on innumerable occasions, and arrested for an attempted school shooting. If people think he's not as bad in person, it's only because they can't understand him well enough to be terrified.
 

DrJonesHat

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Guys I have a question about russell and sorry if this is a :late: question but Here it is

So it’s obvious he makes a complete ass of himself online in many different ways, especially with the narccistic and antisocial behaviors he exhibits online

My question is does he also act out in public like he does online? Or is he just a quiet lonely introvert kind of guy (that I imagine him to be) when he's out and about?
According to someone who worked with him, he dials it down somewhat but still got in trouble for creeping on people.
 

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He's gotten fired from every job he's ever had, evicted from every room he's rented, accused of sexual harassment on innumerable occasions, and arrested for an attempted school shooting. If people think he's not as bad in person, it's only because they can't understand him well enough to be terrified.
School shooting? Tell me more because this is new to me.
 
Guys I have a question about russell and sorry if this is a :late: question but Here it is

So it’s obvious he makes a complete ass of himself online in many different ways, especially with the narccistic and antisocial behaviors he exhibits online

My question is does he also act out in public like he does online? Or is he just a quiet lonely introvert kind of guy (that I imagine him to be) when he's out and about?
He seems to have the ability to behave when he's at a place of employment, but based on what people that know him have said, he's still a fucking creeper who tries to use his disability as a way to guilt you.