Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[The Great Citracett]

All of what Yawning Sneasel said.

I don't think the subforum for Russ worked because 95% of his content is written on facebook and about one subject. It's his celebrity love, betrayal and his feefees. He doesn't anything else except as vague asides. It's very occasionally punctuated by an event like his book, but here aren't many videos or things to create threads about. Compared to ALR who does regular different videos, starts diets, quits diets, gets in fights and gets new animals to abuse.....all things that lend themselves to a a variety of threads in a subforum. I think it'd be hard to do with with Russ.

But it would help to get that wiki or OP info going. Wasn't somebody working on it? I'd be happy to do it/help do it to relieve some of the repeat questions about his history. I don't want to waste time if it's been done, but I think that would help with repetitive questions and conversations around it.

Sorry for shitpost, but I wanted to offer my help in creating a sort of Index for the OP so people can find what they are looking for. PM me if somebody else is working on it, otherwise I'll just start.

Even a helpful RussFAQ would be nice for new followers.

 

[uglytroll4u]

I love that everytime he starts reeeeing about discrimination and how awful it is to make fun of people, a Kiwi pulls out that legendary screencap. You guys are awesome

 

[Cryin RN]

A wiki article is being worked on by @Rayleigh . The OP is pretty comprehensive re: his history. Anyone who is inclined to summarize recent events, please do so and PM me, I'm totally willing to add quality content but I have IRL responsibilities currently that disincentivize me from spending 12 hours compiling it all.

I am going to add a HUGE DISCLAIMER NOT TO pozload my neghole since it seems a lot of newer posters have missed that memo. There's a really good reason that Kiwi Farms policy is hands-off. You might think you're "helping". Do not "help" lolcows.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Ok my fine bamboon-watchers!

Compiled for you in one easy-to-read, long-as-fuck Word document with color-coding (pink for Allison, blue for Russell, and purple when Katy Perry herself makes an entrance)...

Russell and Allison's correspondence.

Of note:

1. He requests Allison to call him "just to talk" multiple times.
2. He gets whipped into a frothy frenzy at the prospect of sharing a meet-and-greet with another fan
3. Only to shut up instantly when it's implied that the other fan is black.
4. None of the images are new except maybe the one of Russell and his adopted sister at the gym. Can post that upon request.
5. He's gross.

EDIT: Also as a fun bonus, the mp3 file of his terrible song in case that hadn't been posted yet.

 

[xyrichard]

I'm just looking at it now. You did an absolutely amazing job. Honestly, I was apologising to you for my laziness in passing it off to you, but the fact is that it never would've been this readable if I'd done it myself. Thanks so much.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I'm just looking at it now. You did an absolutely amazing job. Honestly, I was apologising to you for my laziness in passing it off to you, but the fact is that it never would've been this readable if I'd done it myself. Thanks so much.

I'll be sure to add to my employment resume: "Skilled at transcribing emails between bamboons and fictional pop star agents"

I'm glad you like it!! Thank you for sharing it with us Kiwis.

 

[theshep]

Allison,

I just ordered two New Years gifts that will be sent to Katy’s house in the next few days, chocolate and a little bit of the non-alcoholic bubbly, just as a way to ring in the New Year.

Russ

Just how everyone wants to spend NYE. Fuck me.

 

[xyrichard]

Just how everyone wants to spend NYE. Fuck me.

The best part is that the email included a receipt showing it would arrive something like two weeks late.

Edited to add: also note that it takes Allison approximately a week and a half dozen emails to explain to Russ that KP won't put a stranger's USB into her computer, or visit third party sites.

Second edit: Also note how Russell completely refuses the suggestion that he enter the music industry in the traditional way, i.e. by joining a band, or composing music, or taking part in the local music scene. No, he must start at the top with Katy Perry.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just how everyone wants to spend NYE. Fuck me.

The non-alcoholic bubbly in question, in case anyone was curious:

 

[uglytroll4u]

The Gavin de Becker mention was an absolute pro touch. Well done!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Russ: "I have been threatened and defamed and harrassed and I sincerely don't get it."
(2 sentences earlier)
Russ (paraphrased): If you don't agree with me about everything, stop talking to me.

Imagine what he could learn if he stopped blocking everyone who tried to talk some sense into his thick skull. Nothing. The answer is, he would still learn nothing.

The non-alcoholic bubbly in question, in case anyone was curious:
View attachment 356081

The way to win a superstar's heart is definitely by sending some Wal Mart sparkling water. Love, priced 16 cents an ounce.

 

[Dangerhair]

All of what Yawning Sneasel said.

I don't think the subforum for Russ worked because 95% of his content is written on facebook and about one subject. It's his celebrity love, betrayal and his feefees. He doesn't anything else except as vague asides. It's very occasionally punctuated by an event like his book, but here aren't many videos or things to create threads about. Compared to ALR who does regular different videos, starts diets, quits diets, gets in fights and gets new animals to abuse.....all things that lend themselves to a a variety of threads in a subforum. I think it'd be hard to do with with Russ.

But it would help to get that wiki or OP info going. Wasn't somebody working on it? I'd be happy to do it/help do it to relieve some of the repeat questions about his history. I don't want to waste time if it's been done, but I think that would help with repetitive questions and conversations around it.

Sorry for shitpost, but I wanted to offer my help in creating a sort of Index for the OP so people can find what they are looking for. PM me if somebody else is working on it, otherwise I'll just start.

Amen.

Russ simply unfolds at a slower pace than other lolcows. Unlike, say, Bex Gerber who will tweet 150 times a day and is the least convincing troon ever and is involved in a polyamourous relationship and said partners have Rat King ties, cRusty just posts on Facebook.

Bitching won't make Russ post more or faster. On that note, it's getting a little tiresome having constant derails about how shitty the thread is. Post some content, post some commentary or rate autistic and move on instead of shitting it up more.

@yawning sneasel , can you make it a mod note that going forward, anyone who weens as Russ' gal pal will be threadbanned and mocked mercilessly?

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel , can you make it a mod note that going forward, anyone who weens as Russ' gal pal will be threadbanned and mocked mercilessly?

report that people are doing it. Mods are usually oldfags and this thread has moved past their willingness to tolerate the septic tank its become. You gotta let us know. don't be afraid to report. report liberally.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'll turn over the Allison account to whoever agrees to archive it for this thread. There's a lot of emails so it's not a small job.

If no one volunteers I'll do it myself when I'm sufficiently bored.

Just wanted to say, that was some good work, Richard. You broke his brain until SOMEONE (and @Bamboon McDrool, why would you choose a name like that if you thought Russ was being unfairly treated?) went and spilled the beans.

It would have been interesting to see how many times you would have gotten away with slapping him, restoring favours and slapping him again until he either twigged to it or necked himself.

 

[downloads]

This is very funny, the song is so bad

 

[LiveFromNS]

Russel Greer:
"Just so you are aware, if the gift is still not passed on, I will be in tears. I will cry. I will be heartbroken. But I WONT sue her."

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Russel Greer:
"Just so you are aware, if the gift is still not passed on, I will be in tears. I will cry. I will be heartbroken. But I WONT sue her."

What a little bitch. Waaaah, I'll cry but I promise I won't sue like I've done with many celebrities before.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I'm reading the emails.

I actually know a person she took to the Oscars with her: McKayla Squire.

For instance, I saw you take Megan Squire to the Oscars.

He can't even get her name straight. WTF.

Google seems to indicate that it's Megan.

 

[redbarchetta]

richardxy what direction were you planning on taking this before the bamboon betrayal? ie when the portland show actually happened.

 

[Viridian]

Ok my fine bamboon-watchers!

Compiled for you in one easy-to-read, long-as-fuck Word document with color-coding (pink for Allison, blue for Russell, and purple when Katy Perry herself makes an entrance)...

Russell and Allison's correspondence.

Of note:

1. He requests Allison to call him "just to talk" multiple times.
2. He gets whipped into a frothy frenzy at the prospect of sharing a meet-and-greet with another fan
3. Only to shut up instantly when it's implied that the other fan is black.
4. None of the images are new except maybe the one of Russell and his adopted sister at the gym. Can post that upon request.
5. He's gross.

EDIT: Also as a fun bonus, the mp3 file of his terrible song in case that hadn't been posted yet.

Just finished reading through your transcript. What a ride! I think my favorite part is his epic whining fit about possibly having to share Katy Perry's time with another fan. It's so fucking obvious he just wants to bone her and he's scared of being cock-blocked by a better guy (AKA almost any other guy on the planet).