Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

If you're a sweaty, unkempt weirdo in clothes that fit as though they were bought second hand cos it was all you could afford (ie you look like a hobo), yes, store security is going to keep an eye on you.

The other alternative is that store staff were trying to be woke and asking an obviously not right person if they needed help. You know, because ignoring disabled people's 'plight' is a terrible thing?

But yeah. Russ may as well have one of those light up applause signs they used to have for audiences in tv stuiods years ago, cos these Facebook posts are the online equivalent of that.

Edit: An honorary hat tip to Kayli, who plays Russ at his own game so perfectly. Look how baffled he is when she makes his post all about her experiences in comments. Pretty jarring, isn't it, Russ?

 

[Barbarella]

Of course he’s editing his book after it’s for sale-every Facebook post gets changed at least five times after it’s posted. But, never to fix a typo!

Read the below article. Has the NPD down, and Russ is most certainly a “wound collector.” Not sure who his rage would be against, except women in general and Taylor in specific. I think he fits in there but hasn’t quite turned that corner. Yet.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blo...ntifying-the-next-mass-murderer-it-s-too-late

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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I enjoy Kayli’s responses. She coddles Russell enough to get him to engage, but she so often takes things in a different direction than what he’s obviously hoping for. “Someone tried to shoot me in the face with a shotgun because I’m disabled!” -“I used to own a Mossberg brand shotgun for quail hunting but it kept jamming.”

 

[AnOminous]

Like seemingly all autists, Russ has no imagination or theory of self. For that reason, I have no doubt that Russ did in fact get angry in a supermarket - he'd not post about a supermarket unless he had just been in one or something else had occurred to bring the idea to mind. The rest, however, is pure russentment logic.

Russ goes through his entire life getting extremely angry about completely imaginary slights, so I have no doubt he became enraged about nothing. He didn't say or do anything about it though because of what a pussy he is, just went home and tard raged on Twitter like one of those 4chan racist rage comics.

 

[Peachfuzz]

I wonder if it's even occurred to Russ to get an actual agent like every other writer does. Someone with ACTUAL connections to the "biz" instead of connections that only exist in Russell's head. He should at least give that a try because he sure sucks at being his own agent (even worse than he sucks at being his own lawyer).

I'm a published author with an agent. There is no way Russ could ever go through the process it takes to get an agent. First, you have to be willing to be rejected. Rejection is something that happens to authors...a lot. It can take years to get a decent agent. And no, you can't sue an agent because they reject you.

Also, agents google potential clients. That pretty much says everything right there.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I enjoy Kayli’s responses. She coddles Russell enough to get him to engage, but she so often takes things in a different direction than what he’s obviously hoping for. “Someone tried to shoot me in the face with a shotgun because I’m disabled!” -“I used to own a Mossberg brand shotgun for quail hunting but it kept jamming.”

That's actually one of my favorite things about Kayli. She's unpredictable and it adds a lot of flavor to Rusty's "musings".

I'm a published author with an agent. There is no way Russ could ever go through the process it takes to get an agent. First, you have to be willing to be rejected. Rejection is something that happens to authors...a lot. It can take years to get a decent agent. And no, you can't sue an agent because they reject you.

Also, agents google potential clients. That pretty much says everything right there.

I'm going to add to the PL and sorry for the double post, but this is absolutely accurate. Rejection is the name of the game. Firstly, you have to be willing to re-write if necessary. Secondly, you have to be prepared to be rejected several times before someone takes a chance because your submissions are likely not being read by actual agents. This fucking guy. He's looking for any short cut available and he's used to his "disability" being the ticket. Sorry, baby, that's not how life works.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to add to the PL and sorry for the double post, but this is absolutely accurate. Rejection is the name of the game. Firstly, you have to be willing to re-write if necessary. Secondly, you have to be prepared to be rejected several times before someone takes a chance because your submissions are likely not being read by actual agents. This fucking guy. He's looking for any short cut available and he's used to his "disability" being the ticket. Sorry, baby, that's not how life works.

Unsolicited, unagented submissions go straight to the so-called "slush pile." If you're very, very lucky, some junior editor might eventually look at it. If not, or if you've fucked up and not paid attention to their formatting requirements, which Russ would certainly to do, being a complete asshole, they'll just throw it away without even looking at it.

Then, we get to the content and it's a doozy. Nobody would recommend Russ's quasi-literate garbage to a superior with the actual power to make an offer. It's very likely to get shitcanned on the first page just for being obviously insane right out of the gate.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

man he's really watching this thread tonight then.

mans probably thinks mcdonalds is discriminating against him when the ice cream machine breaks.

What is he even talking about? The Farms takes a critical look at fake racism and assault accusations all the time.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

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Not gonna lie, I read that as "fleshlight" the first time.

Who buys an almost 27 grown-ass man a fucking flashlight??? Strokey’s phone comes equipped with one. This has to be a subliminal message his mom is sending to his potential female victims...

“Ladies, when my sweet boy Russell has you locked up, believing you’re Taylor Swift, remember he’s easily distracted by light. Kinda like a child or animal would be. Shine this super cool flashlight I bought him towards the ceiling, and when you see he’s fixated and drooling over the pretty lights, run. His father and I keep one by our bed in case he snaps and comes after us.”

 

[ConSluttant]

I enjoy Kayli’s responses. She coddles Russell enough to get him to engage, but she so often takes things in a different direction than what he’s obviously hoping for. “Someone tried to shoot me in the face with a shotgun because I’m disabled!” -“I used to own a Mossberg brand shotgun for quail hunting but it kept jamming.”

Kayli is Russ' mirror. She does EXACTLY what he does on other people's posts. Kayli is mirroring Russ back on himself.

 

[DarkAlien]

Given that he frequently wears the kind of baggy, pleated trousers typically only seen on fat old men, and wears them a couple of sizes too large, I'd suspect him of using them to hide merchandise. I mean, why the fuck else would any young dude wear pants like that?!

Probably trying to hide his knock knees and horrible posture. I've always thought he looks a little hunched over, would like @sharshorita or @NipplelessWoman opinion, BTW, where is Sharshorita anyway?

Translation: I'm adding more bullshit that never happened to my bullshit that never happened.

And what is "more in-depth to the story"? I'm guessing he means "I'm trying to add depth to the story" or "I'm doing some editing to better flesh out the story and add depth". You know, something a real writer would have done before actually publishing the book.

So he'll re-write his book for NO ONE to fucking care or read but wont re-write a script for Amazon. Such bullshit, bish please. He reminds me of those artists who release their album and then a few months later launch another one special edition with like one more actually song and 3 damn remixes

 

[Banh Xeo]

artists

Lol good one

 

[NipplelessWoman]

Probably trying to hide his knock knees and horrible posture. I've always thought he looks a little hunched over, would like @sharshorita or @NipplelessWoman opinion, BTW, where is Sharshorita anyway?



So he'll re-write his book for NO ONE to fucking care or read but wont re-write a script for Amazon. Such bullshit, bish please. He reminds me of those artists who release their album and then a few months later launch another one special edition with like one more actually song and 3 damn remixes

He’s hunched over. Especially when he walks. It’s like he’s watching the ground to make sure it’s there. I have noticed lately that his knock knees have gotten more defined since college. It was noticeable when he would stand around talking to other classmates, but you couldn’t really tell then due to baggy clothes. Now you can really see it more.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

where is Sharshorita anyway?

Tied to a chair in Russ's basement?

 

[The Dude]

Tied to a chair in Russ's basement?

This is Russhole we're talking about, not Spoony. Well...OK, yeah, they're both creeps with anger issues that probably would keep a girl chained to a radiator in the basement.

 

[Fwiffo]

He’s hunched over. Especially when he walks. It’s like he’s watching the ground to make sure it’s there. I have noticed lately that his knock knees have gotten more defined since college. It was noticeable when he would stand around talking to other classmates, but you couldn’t really tell then due to baggy clothes. Now you can really see it more.

I think a lot of his physical idiosyncrasies can be tied to his facial paralysis, specifically the muscles in his eyes. Normally, your brain/inner ear work with your eyes to make minute adjustments to compensate for sudden shock, head bob, etc. It’s even possible to get this reflex confused — anyone who has spent time on one of those treadmills with the integrated TV displays can attest to this after getting off and walking around afterward. Since Russ can barely move his eyes (he mentions side-to-side, but I doubt he can pan them much at all) I’d suspect that this reflex would be interrupted. Any running or even hard walking would be unbearably shaky from his visual point of view, so I think his weird motions are partly an attempt to prevent disorientation.

 

[SwiggitySwooty]

man he's really watching this thread tonight then.

mans probably thinks mcdonalds is discriminating against him when the ice cream machine breaks.

I think he's full on deleted that post, not just hid from his timeline, he went full RREEEEEEE on his one time sperg fluffer Sharie Amanda:

I'm not 'friends' with him, so can't see if she is still on the list of girls that should be touching his dick right now.

 

[Cosmos]

I think he's full on deleted that post, not just hid from his timeline, he went full RREEEEEEE on his one time sperg fluffer Sharie Amanda:

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I'm not 'friends' with him, so can't see if she is still on the list of girls that should be touching his dick right now.

Sharie is right, Russell’s biggest disadvantage is his shitty attitude. She just nicely asked him a question and he blew up on her.

Like all lolcows, Russell’s lack of self-awareness is his biggest weakness. It prevents him from doing any introspection and examining why people may not like him. It’s easier to just assume that the world is full of ableist bullies who hate Russ for his mouth.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Is Sharie giving us a head up...”We’ve exchanged numerous messages”?!?!

Sharie, when you get your wings, the Orchards will welcome you with open arms.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Shari is sharshorita?