Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

RebatsivePulsard

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Man, this guy is so fucking stupid with his money! Another song? That will be for nothing, except another reason for him to spaz out?

He's an amazing creature to observe, both mentally and physically. The shit he has on the go: trying to legalize brothels, suing pop stars, chasing women on Instagram, paying for prostitutes, paying for songs to be made... All at once! And fails with all of it. The guy is just a wonder to behold if you ask me.



Definitely. This can only result in some more shit to laugh at! This song is apt:
“Seven virgins and a mule” sounds like Shit.Lips’ first trip to Tijuana.
 

SwiftlyRuiningRussell

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Something must’ve happened. The ever powerful FB reaction went from love to sad in less than 24 hours.


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CausticMinory

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I mean if he's paying to get shit produced, then I assume they don't care if you take a picture for promotion sake. Or maybe they see how Russ badmouths people even after praising them, and didn't want to be involved in that shitstorm.

Also, Planet Fitness doesn't care if you take pics or record your exercise regimen. (They got a big ass mirror for that exact reason.) as long as you aren't doing creepshot stuff. So I guess Russ would trigger some alarms in any chick around him if he has a phone in his face covering his mouth.
 

DuckSucker

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Maybe he was there to pitch the song to them and they thought it was shit, like everybody else.
No! Obviously, either they have shit ears, or their shit equipment ruined his song, or they ruined it somehow. It's the same song he wrote for Farrah Abraham when he "got her" like 8 years ago. He hasnt even workshopped it since. It's that good, and he's gonna keep trying to pass it off for the rest of eternity until it gets accepted like it should be because it's great.

Hahaha you know how at concerts, bands will sometimes rewrite lyrics to include the name of a place, like if the lyrics name a city like Los Angeles, and theyre playing in Chicago, theyll change the lyrics to say Chicago instead? That's literally what he's doing. He's already made it, he's that fucking good. His song is such a hit everybody already knows and loves it, he just changes the names up so girls can feel included and special because Russ paid attention to them and made a song for him that took "two years" to make. Fuck, that's what he should name his debut album single.

Im a lil drunk, I almost want to make an album art for it. Fuckin' "Russel Greer - Two Years" and it's just a 45 but one side is just blank. Motherfucker took the term 'single' way too literally.

Bitch is an "artist"--he only has the ONE song. Go fuck yourself Russel. This shit isnt serious business but it's one of the hardest businesses in the world. It really wrecks people. The people who can do it, really deserve it. And honestly, in the world of celebrities, it's not really a glamorous life, either. You get tons of money but youve also made a deal with the devil and you get everything that comes with it. It's one thing to be a hipster, local artist who sells their work at local events and shows, or has it up in coffee shops, or plays gigs; it's entirely another thing to be fucking real-for-real famous.
 
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Angry New Ager

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Something must’ve happened. The ever powerful FB reaction went from love to sad in less than 24 hours.


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The first two possibilities I can think of:

One, he told them all about his plans to woo Katy Perry with this gift of a song, and they reality-checked him regarding the "no unsolicited works" rule, and thus the futility of recording it, which led to Russell chimping out and getting told to GTFO.

Two, while actually working on the song, someone made a legit suggestion of how it could be better, which led to Russell chimping out and getting told to GTFO.

Anybody who does creative work for hire needs paying clients. But once you've been doing it successfully for a while, and know you're good at what you do, you come to understand that there are some clients you absolutely do not need, and that it's okay to turn them away once you've realized that. Maybe they're some variety of asshole you can't deal with. Maybe they have unrealistic expectations they can't let go of. Maybe the project they have in mind turns out to be nothing you want to be associated with, if asked about it later. And the client is a dead-ender; you don't want their repeat business (or there's none to be had), and they can't refer more business to you.

Russell Greer is all of these. He's the client no creative person needs. He's a pain in the ass, and not worth catering to because he's a low-budget dead-ender, with a shitty project you wouldn't want to admit to having worked on. So my guess is that he got shown the door, once they got the song, and the full story behind it, as presented by Russell himself.
 
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