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In his 37-page complaint, Greer, representing himself, argues that Utah's laws are hypocritical. On one hand, they sanction sexually oriented businesses such as escort agencies and novelty sex toy and lingerie stores, while banning others such as brothels.
His motive for the lawsuit, he says, is to bring attention to his problems, not himself. "There are those who are unable to find partners their entire lives due to things beyond their control, and therefore live in loneliness and never experience intimacy," he wrote in his complaint. "[He] felt that paying for intimacy would help him feel loved and help him cope with his disability and his depression after counseling and medicine proved to not be effective."

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In a now deleted video the plaintiff said in the caption: 'Taylor, I sue you to show you I care,’ and so that she will be forced to come to Salt Lake City and ‘com[e] to dinner with me.'

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Fag Smut said:

B. Perhaps this is a good time to recount:

1. Hooker who refused to suck Russ him his penis after Russ ran out the clock at Olive Garden. (Result: Russ lost; hooker awarded restraining order against Russ; Russ’ revised history: “Dennis Hof screwed me by failing to testify on my behalf” (NB: Hof’s testimony wouldn’t have mattered — Russ contracted for 3 hours of the hooker’s time and he foolishly used all 3 taking her to dinner))

2. Farrah Abraham who refused to suck Russ him his penis after she liked one of Russ’ tweets (Result: Russ dropped his claim immediately after Farrah filed a countersuit; Russ’ revised history: “Farrah the weirdo begged me to drop my suit”)

3. Taylor Swift round 1 (Result: dismissed for lack of jurisdiction; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: the court had no jurisdiction to hear Russ’ case and regardless it allowed Russ to proceed so it can explain to him why a pop starlet failing to suck you your penis after you give them a gift is not a justiciable issue upon which a court of law may grant relief))

4. Ariana Grande who refused to suck Russ him his penis after he dressed in a smelly, ill-fitting suit and gave her a single Walmart rose (Result: dismissed for failure to state a claim, judgment for attorney’s fees awarded to Grande because suit was in bad faith; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: Russ failed to state a claim and the court allowed him to verbally amend his claim at trial - virtually unheard of leeway - and he still couldn’t state a claim; to this day Russ doesn’t know what a claim is))

5. The entire government of Utah for failing to build a brothel for Russ’ exclusive enjoyment (Result: dismissed because it’s fucking Utah)

6. Taylor Swift round 2 (Assured Result: dismissed for failure to state claim upon which a court may grant relief)

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Zombiefaceddwarf said:

Movie time...
His original pitch to Farrah Abraham from September 2014 which he posted on her Twitter feed;
https://my.mixtape.moe/tqpojy.mp4
When she foolishly 'liked' that, he made her this;
https://my.mixtape.moe/shsjds.mp4
And when she foolishly refused to go on the date with him he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
However his vendetta against Farrah was briefly interrupted in December 2014 when he planned to go on America's Got Talent and win with the following act (he was to narrate the PowerPoint presentation whilst sat at a piano before breaking out into a dance);
https://my.mixtape.moe/fznpwb.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/slcxju.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/iqeyvb.mp4
Unfortunately he never made it past the first audition, so he tried to sue the production company for disability discrimination.
He then briefly turned his attention back to Farrah, before dropping his lawsuit a few days before it was meant to be heard in court, stating he had more important things to concern himself with, like making this pitch to Heidi Klum (he has the voice of an angel, or is that an angle grinder...);
https://my.mixtape.moe/ngeyqm.mp4
Needless to say she didn't respond, so he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
That was before he got distracted by his next victim, I mean, celebrity crush... Taylor Swift. Which started with him trying to raise some money via crowd funding campaigns to properly produce a song for her;
https://my.mixtape.moe/jbguvn.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/xighxf.mp4
But when those campaigns failed to raise any money (you jerks!) he had to go back to saving up his allowance to pay for the song production himself.
Eventually he saved up enough money to have his song produced, which he sent to Taylor with the following video (excellent impression of Beaker from the Muppet Show here...)
https://my.mixtape.moe/ljvsuw.mp4
And when Taylor still refused to pay him any attention, he of course threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
Meanwhile, while all of the above was going on, he was still campaigning trying to raise money to hire a lawyer to handle his suit to legalise brothels in his home town of Utah;
https://my.mixtape.moe/tluivo.mp4
And still producing video slideshows asking various none celeb girls from his gym out on dates;
https://my.mixtape.moe/yinpii.mp4
and shaming them / threatening to sue them when they didn't respond.
And on top of all of that composing and campaigning and wooing and suing, he still found time to dance...
https://my.mixtape.moe/nwpcab.mp4

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He also wrote a list of who he was going to kill in the boys bathroom stall in Evanston Wyoming at the high school. AND IT WAS MOSTLY GIRLS. When they found out it was him they found guns in his backpack.
name on 12/29/2016 at 8:04 AM

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Amazon hero said:

Russell Greer makes me wish there was a holocaust specifically for people with a lip paralysis.

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That strip club was RESEARCH / Tinder sucks / Russell knows why people hate him / Russell gets evicted because of a kind gesture / Russell's coworkers love his music / Dennis Hof is his bestest friend! / Russell yells at neighbourhood kids / Russell plans to spam celebrities with his Taylor Swift e-book / Russell went on a "date"... with a hooker, like some of us called. / Russell wants to punch a song in the face. / This is how Russell's instagram wooing usually goes.../ Russell rants incoherently about TSwizzle. / An IRL contact of Russell schools him with a righteous beatdown, to KF approval. / Russell is SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Continually SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Russell cries on video because trolled / Russell competes in the oppression olympics / Russell finds Null's dox / Russell's REAL mad at KiwiFarms, doesn't understand copyright law / Russell vs. people from the real world / Russell's planning another Taylor Swift lawsuit but he STILL hasn't actually filed it / Russell's budget is cheap hookers only / The US government b&s Backpages + Russell's brain, where one-night stands are exactly like hooking / Russell walks out on his Wal-Mart job and gets fired, UNFAIR / Better times, before Taylor Swift stabbed him in the heart / Russell renamed the instagram account he uses to hit on blonde Midwestern cheerleaders to imply that we have no life how DARE he /Russell proves that he lurks this thread and ignores good advice / Russell

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*Russell Godfrey Greer should not be confused with actual author and presumable nice man Russell L. Greer​