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Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialrussellgreerinstaSwift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

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  1. Had no idea bloodyvalentine was her, but I was pretty sure the first two were. Same actual age, actual birthday, actual location posted on the profile. Damn, everyone knows those are for joke answers.

    Or was I really was born on 4/20 in the glorious dictatorship of Euroslavia?
     
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  2. I appreciate the warning, I guess, but still: why?

    Edit: I see that was one of the beast's little tidbits. And now I do remember that there was a time when posters were really getting into questions about what sexual positions Russ used. People who are here just for this thread are... weird.
     
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  3. This thread has produced some of the funniest moments and best quotes on the farms. I suppose it's only fair it also birthed cringeworthy shit like Russim and that disturbing sexual Russfic too.

    Sometimes you've just gotta take the good with the autistic.
     
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  4. That may have been the best, but was far from the only massive weirdness from @Hexenbiest1995.
     
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  5. Huh, I had a weird suspicion that Crowley's Cambion95 might have been Hex, as the account appeared shortly after @Hexenbiest1995 went bye-bye and seemed to be very familiar with Russ already, slipping right into the conversations. I don't recall any really bad posts or drama with @Crowley'sCambion95 so thought either I was wrong about it being Hex (I even put a fishing comment on the Hexenbiest1995 profile to see if I could find anything) or it was a second chance kind of thing.

    @yawning sneasel , What did she do other then retardedly deny some obvious socking? Of course, socking once banned is bad enough let alone twice, but curious what led to the first two account bans.
     
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  6. Halal?

     
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  7. too boring for halal

    That's all.
     
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  8. https://archive.is/oxjGY
    Didn't know if this was made before or after the reveal, but it's funny she didn't even try to hide the fact about being a sock
     
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  9. Really? So if she had given a reason for changing accounts she wouldn't have been exposed?
     
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  10. Thats the short of it. But also, she socked yet again.

    I am going to go ahead and remove that post. The content itself is off-topic and frankly she's not all that interesting. She has also reached out and assured me that she will not be back.

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  11. They are all the same aren't they, complete with "beware the internet poolece"

    what a nigger.

    EDIT: Also not spreading your identity all over the net and leaving it contained to one site and closing off all the vectors is actually really not hard. I have a feeling as of what was the leak in her case. Not gonna spell it out for potential cows though, this shit is way too funny.
     
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  12. I wish I could hate you to death. Or at least give you mild indigestion.

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Jesus, I go to sleep and miss a bunch of fruits and nuts from a new tree.

    And am instead rewarded with a nightmare about Russell turning up at my job and slurping at everyone before throwing a shitfit.

    I hope Rekieta does the reading of Russell's book that he promised us.
     
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  14. That's not a search result, it's just the card that shows up when Google thinks it knows something about what you're searching for. If you're on a desktop computer, it shows up to the right of the actual search results.
    upload_2018-8-10_9-53-54.png
    When I click on "See results about Russell Greer (Author)", then it shows the more expanded card that you saw, and it appears to hide the ED link:
    upload_2018-8-10_9-54-54.png
    In fact, the Encyclopedia Dramatica link doesn't even show up in the first page of results anymore. Other than that, the search results look pretty much the same; everything's just moved up by 1 position in the search results.
     
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  15. I didn't know that he couldn't blink. How is he not blind, or at least severely seeing impaired even with his glasses? Or not suffering from eye infections constantly? Maybe this is why he thinks he's a 10- he can't see to tell the difference!
     
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  16. Offtopic and autistic but that bothers me that it doesn't say tap: do nothing
     
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  17. That's what the right turn arrow sign signifies actually, but yeah, OT and atsimu to the extreme!

    So I'm going to guess that service success has sent Russ off into a manic phase that the bragging about being a 10 on a 10 million scale indicates to casual observers like us in the thread...
     
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  18. He means there should be a colon. Activated Abilities on Magic cards are always cost:effect
     
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  19. I want to see a Russ Greer Magic card now. I see his likeness being on a black card.
     
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  20. Rusty is more of a red card or red/black at most. He's known for being extremely hasty and self destructive. He also has a spirit animal in the goblins that represented by red cards. He's also a very pathetic glass cannon.
     
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